11/11/2025
The scientific breakdown we've all been waiting for ππ
Turns out our pets are made of exactly what we suspected: pure chaos, unconditional love, and an impressive dedication to snacks. Dogs are basically 40% treat-motivated with a side of endless enthusiasm, while cats are 35% professional sleeper with a PhD in judging our life choices.
The accuracy is almost concerning... especially that 'Silent Judgment' category for cats. They really do know when dinner is 2 minutes late, don't they? π
Which percentage feels most accurate for your pet? Drop your own pet's 'secret ingredient' in the comments!