Cheney Pharmacy

12/25/2025

Merry Christmas from all of us at Cheney Pharmacy! 🎄 We hope your day is filled with warmth, joy, and time spent with loved ones. ❤️

12/24/2025

Pillbert packed his bags and used misfit pills to write “goodbye.” We’ll miss the chaos… but also enjoy the peace. 😂💊

12/23/2025

Our elf got ahold of a marker and turned our staff picture into a masterpiece of chaos. We’re both insulted and impressed. 🤣

12/22/2025

12/22/2025

We walked in this morning to find Pillbert running his own Pharmily Tree Farm… made entirely of Reese’s Trees. Best tree farm EVER. 😂🌲🍫

12/21/2025

Pillbert partied too hard with Elsa and the gang. He’s spending today curled up with water and regret. 😆🥤

12/20/2025

Pillbert is playing poker with the most chaotic friend group ever. Elsa is ice-cold, the unicorn keeps bluffing, and the caterpillar is suspiciously lucky. 🤣🃏

12/19/2025

Pillbert googled “How many Lake House protein coffees or teas is too many?” and the googly eyes say he’s already past the limit. 😂☕️👀

12/18/2025

Pillbert thought payday meant everyone gets candy bars. Honestly… not the worst idea he’s had. 😆💵🍫

12/17/2025

Pillbert has discovered arts & crafts. He cut drug info sheets into snowflakes and now the pharmacy looks like a very informative winter wonderland. 🤣❄️

12/16/2025

Pillbert swallowed his bubble gum and—well—he farted out a pink bubble. We are both concerned and impressed. 😂🎀

12/15/2025

Today’s experiment: Turning water into sprinkles. Success rate: 100%. Mess level: catastrophic. Thanks, Pillbert. 😂🍬