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11/30/2025

UGB Crimmus Live Auction Time!!!

Smith & Wesson M&P Shield EZ chambered in .380acp. These pistols are phenomenal for beginners and experienced, trained shooters alike. They are remarkably easy to operate and tailored towards female and younger shooters. I like them and believe in them so much, I got one for to carry regularly.

Fellas, this would make for an awesome Christmas gift!

***You must go to on Instagram In order to bid!!!***

Place your bid in the comments, I will do my best to keep pinning the current high bid throughout the day. The auction will close this evening around 10:00 due to me getting a late start on it today. Winner will donate the high bid amount to the UGB Christmas donation page. Even if you aren’t bidding, please share to help spread the word. Have fun and happy bidding! - HMFIC

*** I’m calling it! Thank you Charger Arms LLC for your generosity! I hope you enjoy the game and I can’t wait to hear a...
11/29/2025

*** I’m calling it! Thank you Charger Arms LLC for your generosity! I hope you enjoy the game and I can’t wait to hear about it! - HMFIC

UGB Crimmus Live Auction Time!!!

Christmas Day Game Tickets! WILL be at the game. You can see her box from these seats. So there’s that.

Up for grabs are 3 prime seats in the corner of the end zone (Section 130, row 15, seats 9, 10 & 11) for the Christmas Day game versus the . Also included is a parking pass! The photos in this post are from the actual seats.

I know the Chiefs blew it on thanksgiving but this game could end up having massive playoff implications. I know a lot of you aren’t into the NFL at all but there are still a lot of people that are and 100% of the proceeds go to the kiddos! So spread the word please!

***You must go to on Instagram In order to bid!!!***

Place your bid in the comments, I will do my best to keep pinning the current high bid throughout the day. The auction will close this evening around 7:00 or 8:00 or whenever I decide it’s over. Winner will donate the high bid amount to the UGB Christmas donation page. Even if you aren’t bidding, please share to help spread the word. Have fun and happy bidding! - HMFIC

Lots of new followers this year that probably don’t know how much I hate Black Friday. But I will keep whining and cryin...
11/25/2025

Lots of new followers this year that probably don’t know how much I hate Black Friday. But I will keep whining and crying about it like the huge man-baby that I am.

As usual I’m late in the game and have not prepared any kind of actual “sale” but I’m kicking off the weekend now. Mainly because I’m super geeked about the life size Goon Hand Turkey slaps this year.

Here is the deal - most everything is regular price but I’m gonna donate 10% of all profits from every sale starting today till midnight, Sunday night to the UGB Christmas fund. So Instead of you getting 10% off, you are actually giving 10% to the kiddos. I might even attempt to get off my ass and post some actual sales throughout the weekend. (No promises though)

On top of that, every order gets you an entry into the drawings for the prizes that we are giving away for the UGB Christmas fund. And yes even you lunatics on the west coast that placed orders at 3am my time this morning will be included. You’re welcome.

But wait, there’s more!

Every single order from today and this long weekend gets this years limited edition LIFE SIZE Goon Hand Turkey sticker with artwork drawn by yours truly. It only looks like a first grader did it but it was really me. Impressive, I know. Here’s your chance to own a piece of history. Once they are gone, they are gone.

I’m half 3tarded, going in about 69 different directions at once and the website is getting blasted like Bonnie Rottens B-Hole so uploading product is a slow process. But I’m working on it. Go to USAGunBunker.com and figure it out. 💋- HMFIC

p.s. here are some old memes that I still think are funny. Maybe if you are lucky you might get new ones next year. But I doubt it.

UGB Crimmus Live Auction time!***You must go to on Instagram In order to bid!!!***Place your bid in the comments, I wil...
11/23/2025

UGB Crimmus Live Auction time!

***You must go to on Instagram In order to bid!!!***

Place your bid in the comments, I will do my best to keep pinning the current high bid throughout the day. The auction will close this evening around 7:00 or 8:00 or whenever I decide it’s over. Winner will donate the high bid amount to the UGB Christmas donation page. Even if you aren’t bidding, please share to help spread the word. Big thanks to for donating this 9mm can. Have fun and happy bidding! - HMFIC

11/22/2025

UGB Crimmus Live Auction time! ***You must go to on Instagram In order to bid!!!***Place your bid in the comments, I will do my best to keep pinning the current high bid throughout the day. The auction will close this evening around 7:00 or 8:00 or whenever I decide it’s over. Winner will donate the high bid amount to the UGB Christmas donation page. Even if you aren’t bidding, please share to help spread the word. Big thanks to Hallett's Liquor - Independence, KS for donating this awesome bottle. Have fun and happy bidding! - HMFIC

11/21/2025

UGB Crimmus Live Auction time!

*** You must go to on Instagram In order to bid!!!***

Place your bid in the comments, I will do my best to keep pinning the current high bid throughout the day. The auction will close this evening around 7:00 or 8:00 or whenever I decide it’s over. Winner will donate the high bid amount to the UGB Christmas donation page.

Even if you aren’t bidding, please share to help spread the word. Big thanks to for donating this beautiful blade. Have fun and happy bidding! - HMFI

A Very UGB Christmas live auctions start this Friday! Last year once we started these, a lot of people wanted to get in ...
11/18/2025

A Very UGB Christmas live auctions start this Friday! Last year once we started these, a lot of people wanted to get in on it and started donating more items to auction. If that happens again, I will revise and repost the schedule accordingly.

This weekend we will do a handmade knife from , a bottle of EH Taylor from Hallett's Liquor - Independence, KS an Pilum 9mm suppressor from .

The live auctions will be on Instagram only on . You will bid in the comments and I will do my best to pin the high bids throughout the day. Sorry to thise of you that aren’t on Instagram but that Is the only way for me to keep everything straight. It’s not that difficult to maje an account though If you want to bid on something. Suck It up boomers and do It for the kids haha.

Also for the forst time ever, this year’s goon hand turkey stickers will be actual life size!

It’s funny because I’m acting like the items are my wiener in the pictures. - HMFIC te

Crimmus edition. We had several donations this weekend, people are starting to get into the spirit to prove that Santa...
11/17/2025

Crimmus edition. We had several donations this weekend, people are starting to get into the spirit to prove that Santa is REAL. Please share to help spread the word! Give if you can but just spreading the word helps a TON! Hope everyone had a great weekend! - HMFIC

https://donorbox.org/a-very-ugb-christmas-2025

11/14/2025

Want a chance to own our Grand Prize Giveaway, a Magnum Research BFR (big fu***ng revolver) chambered in 45-70 gubmint, for A Very UGB Christmas? All you have to do is donate! Every single donation is a chance to win, whether it’s $5 or $5000. Some of our more savvy 3tards have set up daily $5 donations and are racking up the entries. Don’t you feel stupid for not doing the same thing? You should! Give up 5 dollars worth of whatever goyslop you indulge in daily and not only get chances to win cool s**t in the name of giving less fortunate kids a Christmas to remember, but you also become a better, more healthy person in the process.

OR just keep feeding yourself and your lifestyle garbage and suck it up by doubling that amount and giving it to the kiddos! I’d rather you give up the goyslop but as long as you are giving to the kiddos, I’m good either way.

Also remember that even if you only give $5.69 one single time, that’s an entry to win big! Even more importantly though, whether it is in your budget to give or not (it totally is), please PLEASE PLEASE share this post! It helps SO MUCH just by spreading the word!

We’ve got quite a ways to go in order to meet our goal of raising $69,420 and only about a month left to do it. EVERYTHING helps, small amounts, big amounts (obviously) and even just sharing and spreading the word.

Know someone in journalism or news? Ask them (force them) to do a story on our mission. Spam everyone in your contacts with a link to give. Threaten your friends (lol yeah right) and family with bodily harm. Do whatever you can think of to help (bonus points if done on company time), the universe will respond to your actions kindly, I guarantee it. Ok, I’m tired of typing. Link in bio or below. - HMFIC

https://donorbox.org/a-very-ugb-christmas-2025

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