08/01/2025
A U G T I S M®️©️™️ v2
There are a lot of new followers that maybe aren’t up to speed on all the UGB lore and what the is really all about. So find someone to read this to you and I will elaborate a little.
Yes, this is the $15,000 MP88, 9 mm AUG. Steyr produced 88 of these badass gats for import to the United States and this is one of them.
Last year I was able to get this on allocation and it just seemed like the perfect gun to donate to the Crimmus fund. “What’s the Crimmus fund?” you might be asking??? Well, it’s kind of a long story but basically it all started with all of us pulling together to help out my new friend , who was getting cyber bullied, not the good natured kind but the kind that should get your mouth punched. We ended up driving across the country with an enclosed trailer full of all kinds of gear, several thousand dollars in donations and even an all expense paid trip to fly out and train with and dropped it all off at his doorstep.
Then shortly after that I mag dumped 30 rds of 45ACP into a case of p-mags that an arachnid had invaded and bred 1000’s of its offspring in. That event somehow kick started “A Very UGB Christmas” which we use to simply raise money to buy Christmas presents for kids who may not be getting any and show them that the spirit of Santa is real and that there is good in the world. In the last 4-5 years we’ve raised almost a 1/4 million dollars, bought countless toys for less fortunate kids all over the country and given away a BUNCH of guns and other cool s**t in the process, all while having a helluva time doing it and just getting that feel good feeling in your stomach.
Last year donated $15,000 to purchase this rig and collectively we all cyber bullied (the good kind) into giving us another stock for this MP88 so we could give it the A U G T I S M treatment without ruining the original. They were great sports and delivered. I actually tried to pay for it but they refused.
Here in the next week or so I will be kicking off this year’s UGB Christmas and we will try to hit our goal of $69,420. - HMFIC