Knott Your Average Massage

01/24/2026

I have a 5:00 spot available this evening.

Text or leave a voicemail if you would like it. 307-421-0044

I will NOT respond to price inquiries. You’re welcome to look at my booking site, if you still have questions not sure what you need specifically please schedule a free consultation during that time we can discuss your options.

-Candace

01/23/2026

They call it “project” “rehab”. For us, it was trauma.

To my babies—thank you for loving me through the hardest season. You kept me going. I’m sorry you had to see me in pain, and I’m committed to getting us to peace and stability. You’re why I’m still here. I’m speaking up for us—and for every family going through this. “Growth” and “rehab” should never break families just trying to survive.

This didn’t just disrupt my schedule—it pushed me into a serious health and mental health emergency. I sought crisis-level help and was still left trying to manage this on my own..
The ongoing stress has affected my ability to function, think clearly, and recover, and it has cost me income. I’ve had to cancel appointments, missed work, and lost clients—impacting my ability to provide for my family. No “rehab” should come at the cost of a resident’s stability, safety, or wellbeing.

The impact isn’t “a bad day.” It takes me days to recover physically and mentally, and it has directly affected my livelihood and my family.

Economic growth should lift communities—not break the people living in them. Growth without protections isn’t progress.

So I’m asking a simple question: What protections exist for residents’ safety, privacy, and mental health during these economic development “projects”—and who is accountable when those protections fail?

01/22/2026

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01/20/2026

As a small business owner here in Wyoming, this really hits home. I own Knott Your Average Massage LLC in Cheyenne, and I operate with no grants or subsidies – just my own savings and a lot of long days.

I keep my massage licenses (2) current, carry insurance (2), maintain my rental space, pass health inspections(2), file my taxes, and pay every business expense out of pocket every year/month while trying to support my family. Doing things the right way isn’t easy, but my clients’ safety and trust matter to me.

There is also a serious safety side to this. When people practice massage without proper licensing and education in anatomy, physiology, contraindications, and disease prevention, they can actually harm someone – making injuries worse, spreading illness, or in extreme cases even causing life‑threatening complications. Professional training and regulation exist for a reason: to protect the public.

So when tax dollars go to big “economic development” efforts that don’t show real results, it’s hard not to wonder what could change if more of that focus went to enforcing existing standards and easing the burden on legitimately licensed, compliant small businesses that are already doing the work. Choosing trained, licensed professionals like me truly makes a difference.

Knott Your Average Massage LLC – Cheyenne, WY
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Wyoming House Speaker Chip Neiman writes: "Over the past two decades, the WBC has spent roughly a billion dollars in the name of economic development.…

01/20/2026

I’ve added fresh Celery Glow Juice at Knott Your Average Massage LLC. It’s simple, hydrating, and mineral-rich – a gentle way to support digestion, bloat comfort, and overall wellness alongside your massage.

Sip a small glass before or after your session to give your body a little extra love while we work on your muscles, fascia, and nervous system.

Available now in Cheyenne, WY – ask for the Celery Glow Juice at your next appointment. 💆🏽‍♀️

01/20/2026

🚨 NEW WELLNESS ADD-ON 🚨

I’m always talking about healing from the inside out, so I finally bottled it up for you. 💆🏽‍♀️🥤

Introducing my Circulation & Glow Shot – a fresh beet-based wellness shot made with simple ingredients like beet, ginger, lemon & a little kick of cayenne.

💜 Supports healthy circulation & blood flow
💚 Natural energy boost (no caffeine crash)
🔥 Anti-inflammatory support to pair with your massage

Grab a shot before or after your session or take a few home:
👉 $4 each or 3 for $10

Available now at Knott Your Average Massage LLC in Cheyenne, WY.

📲 Text or call 307-421-0044 to book, or scan the QR code in the studio to schedule your next massage + wellness add-on.

Not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Just one more way I’m supporting your nervous system, circulation, and self-care journey. 💚

01/19/2026

Your nervous system remembers everything — even when your mind has moved on.

Chronic tension, pain, shallow breathing, and emotional fatigue are often signs the body is stuck in survival mode.

Massage therapy helps:
• Calm the stress response
• Release stored fascial tension
• Support emotional regulation
• Improve mind–body awareness

Healing isn’t just mental — it’s physiological.

📍Knott Your Average Massage LLC
🪢 Where regulation meets therapeutic care

01/18/2026

Looking for neck pain relief in Cheyenne, WY?

This gentle scalene release helps reduce headaches, neck tension, and arm symptoms by addressing muscle restriction — not forcing it.

📍 Knott Your Average Massage LLC
📞 307-421-0044