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11/15/2025
11/15/2025

Yes. We all get to have a jolly ol' "WTF" at the news that the Bloviating Sh*tgibbon who is currently stinking up the Oval Office used Bill Clinton's clammy, geriatric d**g as a smegma-scented f**ktrumpet.

Great. Bravo. Good times. Toot toot. And we all clapped.

But let me just throw this out there:

This was a CONSENSUAL act where Slick W***y "did not have sexual relations with that führer" and was sucked dryer than Ben Shapiro's wife by another serial womanizer. Like attracts like.

Let's get back to all the girls whose lives were destroyed by powerful men with deep pockets and who were protected by people who turned a profit off of it all.

I know, I know, we have time for both things, and I hate when people suggest otherwise as I am also simultaneously outraged by many many things, so I get it.

And I absolutely choked on my coffee at the news in a way that in no way, shape, or form, resembled the choking that Yam T**s did when....yeah. So I'm not going to pretend that I'm immune. Sh*t...have you met me?

I guess I just see this "omg gaaaaay" as another distraction - one that we know that yes, sure, the dementia-laden guy with the nuke codes is probably pretty salty about, and the scent of ketchup tantrums are probably smellable from a mile away - but let's get back to all the fu***ng abuse of children by the crowd.

I guess I just hope that, after we've all been titillated by the absolutely vomit-inducing visual of....that, we can get back to the actual victims.

Not two dudes who are the cornerstone of the Vi**ra market having consensual diddles.

10/18/2025

JD Vance does Parkour?

10/13/2025
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10/12/2025

I wonder if there's an underlying reason this particular performance was booked for this particular show at this particular time...

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10/12/2025

This is Natalia Grace. And I think she should be your next rabbit hole.

Let’s talk about Natalia and why her story is one of the strangest (and most telling) modern parables about disability and adoption.

✴️ In 2010, Michael and Kristine Barnett, an Indiana couple, adopted a Ukrainian-born girl named Natalia Grace, who had a rare form of dwarfism called spondyloepiphyseal dysplasia congenita.

She was believed to be six years old at the time of adoption.

✴️ Within a few years, the Barnetts claimed that Natalia was not a child at all but an adult posing as a child, comparing her to the fictional killer from the movie Orphan 😑. They alleged that she threatened them, hid knives, smeared blood on mirrors, and tried to poison Kristine.

✴️ In 2012, the Barnetts successfully petitioned an Indiana court to have her legal age changed from 8 to 22. The motion was granted without thorough medical examination or guardian ad litem involvement, essentially erasing her childhood with a signature.

✴️ After that, the Barnetts moved to Canada, leaving Natalia in an apartment in Lafayette, Indiana. She lived alone for years, supported intermittently by neighbors who suspected she was much younger than her paperwork said.

✴️ When local authorities found out, both Barnetts were charged in 2019 with neglect of a dependent. But the legal system failed to reconcile the contradiction: if she was legally an adult, they couldn’t be charged with neglect. If she was truly a child, their abandonment was criminal. That ambiguity itself became their defense.

✴️ In 2023, The Curious Case of Natalia Grace docuseries aired, amplifying the Barnetts’ narrative of a terrifying “child impostor.” But the follow-up, Natalia Speaks (2024), flipped the perspective: Natalia and new evidence (including medical records and DNA tests) showed she was closer to nine years old when adopted.

✴️ Experts who reviewed the records concluded that Natalia’s bone density and dental X-rays aligned with a child, not an adult. One of her early physicians had already documented that she was likely prepubescent at the time the Barnetts claimed she was a grown woman.

✴️ Despite this, both parents were ultimately acquitted… not because they were proven innocent, but because the state’s case was undermined by the legal age change they themselves had orchestrated. Essentially, they created the loophole that shielded them from accountability. This means that the state’s lack of proper investigation in the first place gave them a get out of jail free card.

✴️ Today, Natalia lives with a new adoptive family who have publicly defended her, describing her as “sweet, funny, and capable,” not dangerous. She’s since expressed her desire to live independently and tell her story without sensationalism.

Why I think this is important:
The story of Natalia Grace says less about one girl and more about how easily disabled people, adoptees, and children from marginalized backgrounds are dehumanized and villainized in the public imagination.

When Natalia didn’t fit the mold of the grateful, helpless adoptee, she was recast as a monster. Her disability and foreignness made it easier for people, including courts and media, to believe the unconscionable. The public’s fascination with her case wasn’t empathy; it was voyeurism disguised as concern.

This case also exposes how yt saviorism curdles into abuse when control is lost. The Barnetts built their reputation as “genius parents” after raising a gifted son who attended college at 12. When Natalia didn’t replicate that success story, she became their scapegoat- proof, they claimed, that they’d been “duped.”

It shows how the system privileges articulate, middle-class whiteness over the vulnerable. The Barnetts’ words were taken as evidence; Natalia’s were dismissed as manipulation. Even when tests proved she was a child, the story had already stuck.

That’s why Natalia Grace is your next rabbit hole.

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07/30/2025

I found God. He was 4" tall. I stepped on him by accident. I know it was him on account of I can't die anymore. Do you know what it's like to find out heaven was real but you've destroyed it? Also, I love giving head. In case you're interested.

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