03/04/2026
🚨🤖 THE CONTEST RESULTS ARE IN!!! 🤖🚨
After reviewing your incredibly creative, slightly concerning, and occasionally HR-questionable name suggestions…
We are proud to announce the official name of our new robot coworker:
🥁 FILLBERT 🥁
Yes.
Fillbert.
Because he fills prescriptions.
It kinda sounds like Gilbert (Who we all miss dearly).
He’s a robot.
And, apparently, he also now has a personality.
We received a ton of great suggestions, but Fillbert captured the perfect balance of pharmacy pun, pharmacy founder, and friendly robot energy.
From now on, when you hear strange mechanical noises coming from the pharmacy… don’t worry.
That’s just Fillbert working hard so our human staff can spend more time helping you.
Please welcome him to the Allen’s Pharmacy team!
(He’s still learning how to smile.)
Now, to get down to business, there were a few people who suggested this name. So, the first to suggest it in the comments is our winner… Congratulations, Krista Henderson Efaw!🏆 You have won eternal bragging rights, and a lifetime spot on our Robot Naming Committee. But, hopefully we won’t require your services for that too many more times. Honorable mention goes to Ritch McCoy. While we absolutely love the name Pilly Bob Sortin’, it’s just too much of a mouthful to yell at a robot who is underperforming. But, he may still get called that from time to time.
🤖💊
Fillbert approves this message. But, don’t worry, he still doesn’t have arms or legs. So, he won’t be overthrowing anything anytime soon, or taking any human jobs.