04/15/2026
Introducing Cindy's Fire Cider!
The tonic that punches your taste buds....and then hugs them.
Meet Cindy's Fire Cider-a bold, spicey, eye-watering, sinus-clearing, " what did I just drink?!" kind of tonic. Crafted with raw, unfiltered apple cider vinegar (yes, with the mother, she's very proud), this fiery blend is slow infused for 4 weeks with a gang of organic herbs, roots, fruits, and spices that clearly woke up and chose violence.
This stuff is NEVER heated. Why? Because Cindy said, "we keep it raw or we don't keep it at all." And honestly, no one argues with Cindy.
What's inside this bottle of bravery:
Raw Organic Apple Cider Vinegar, Oranges, Onions (yes, onions, trust the process), Turmeric, Garlic (lots of garlic, your coworkers will notice), Astragalus, Ginger, Thyme, Lemons, Rosemary, Peppercorns, Horseradish (hold onto your eyebrows), Chilli Pepper, and Raw Honey to top it off.
Flavor Profile:
Imagine getting lovingly slapped by a citrus fruit while a ginger root cheers in the background and horseradish kicks open the door. Then honey shows up like, "Hey guys, let's calm down."
Suggested Use:
Take 1 tablespoon daily if you're brave.
Take 2 tablespoons if you've got something to prove.
Or mix it into water, tea, or salad dressing if you prefer your chaos diluted.
Why people love it:
* Wakes you up faster than your alarm.
* Clears your sinuses and possibly your schedule.
* Makes you feel like you're doing something VERY healthy.
* Cindy made it, and Cindy doesn't mess around.
Important Notes:
* May cause spontaneous facial expressions.
* May make you question your life choices (in a good way)
* Do not challenge Cindy to make it stronger.
Disclaimer ( because Cindy said so):
This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease, but it WILL make you feel alive. Consult a Healthcare professional if needed, and maybe warn your taste buds first.
Cindy's Fire Cider: Because wellness should come with a kick.