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11/25/2025

At least heĺ be remembered. Lol

Story: Man Steals Bear From National Park… Then Somehow Makes Everything Even Worse

Officials say an Oregon man is under investigation after scooping up a young bear, tossing it into the back of his pickup truck, and driving off like he’d just adopted a lost puppy. Traffic cameras even captured the bear sitting upright in the truck bed, calmly taking in the scenery like this was the most normal Tuesday ever.

But that was only the beginning.

Witnesses reported that the man suddenly stopped the truck, leapt out completely naked, and took off sprinting down the road—shouting that the bear had “stolen his clothes.”

Meanwhile, the bear wandered into a nearby field, relaxed, confused, and very much not holding any pants.

When rangers finally caught up, the man attempted to explain that he got naked “to scare the bear back into the truck,” a statement officials said somehow raised more questions than answers.

The bear has since been safely returned to forested areas.
The man, however, provided the plot twist that made the entire situation suddenly make sense: officers tested him and found his blood alcohol level was ten times the legal limit.

By tomorrow morning, he won’t remember the bear, the nudity, the sprinting, or the attempt to frame wildlife for his missing wardrobe—but the internet absolutely will. Credit: a heart in shadows

11/25/2025

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11/25/2025

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08/31/2025

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04/10/2025

I might have landed me a $250k a yr contract, 2x more then last years earnings. I only have to drive for 2 days a week and it's closer to home. Sunday & Thursday this is the sucky part. I'd rather have them together, or at least every other day. But I figured it's a foot in the door, and I can maybe get those options later. more details in 2 weeks. If this happens I'll be able to do more things around the house. Like reopening Simply Floats

11/07/2024

Mike Lee Miera hay can you sing this new song I wrote called Fauxactived for the faux news fans

Radioactive
Imagine Dragons song I changed the
Lyrics

Translations
Radioactive song Lyrics changed to Fauxactive

[Intro]
Woah, oh-oh
Woah, oh-oh
Woah, oh-oh
Woah

[Verse 1]
I'm waking up to debate and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my nut off
I'm breathing in the chemicals

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm not breaking in, or shaping up
Then checking out on the prison company's bus
This is it, the apocalypse
Woah

[Chorus]
I'm waking up, I feel project 2025 in my bones
Enough to make me blow
Welcome to the new slave age, to the new slave age
Welcome to the new slave age, to the new slave age

[Post-Chorus]
Woah-oh, woah
I'm fauxactived, fauxactived
Woah-oh, woah
I'm fauxactived, fauxactived

[Verse 2]
I raise my flags, dye my clothes
It's a revolution, I suppose
We're painted red to fit right in
Woah

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm not breaking in, or shaping up
Then checking out on the prison company's bus
This is it, the apocalypse
Woah

[Chorus]
I'm waking up, I feel project 2025 in my bones
Enough to make me blow
Welcome to the new slave age, to the new slave age
Welcome to the new slave age, to the new slave age

[Post-Chorus]
Woah-oh, woah
I'm fauxactived, fauxactived
Woah-oh, woah
I'm fauxactived, fauxactived

[Bridge]
All systems gone, the sun has died
Deep in my bones, straight from inside

[Chorus]
I'm waking up, I feel project 2025 in my bones
Enough to make me blow
Welcome to the new slave age, to the slave new age
Welcome to the new slave age, to the slave new age

[Post-Chorus]
Woah-oh, woah
I'm fauxactived, Fauxactived
Woah-oh, woah
I'm fauxactived, fauxactived

11/06/2024

As much as I don't want to listen to Faux News. I'll lay odds it that they say the stock is doing and economy is doing wonderful in no time

11/05/2024

If you voted for trump might as well vote this in too

Following a review by state officials last month, an Idaho campaign working to put a personal-use ma*****na legalization initiative on the state’s 2026 ballot is readying a final version of the proposal, which it plans to file with the secretary of state next week. The group Kind Idaho, which subm...

11/04/2024

Are you thinking of voting for Trump? There’s a man just like you who loves his sister; you’re her big brother and she always looked up to you. There’s a dad just like you whose daughter is the light of his life too. She’s his little princess just as your daughter is to you. There’s a man just like you who married the woman he fell in love with the first time he saw her, just as you did when you saw her. That brother has buried his sister, that father has buried his daughter, and that husband just buried his wife. All of them needed health care that was no longer available to them. All of them died because there were no doctors left who could treat them, all of them died because the hospitals refused them, and all of them died needlessly. This isn’t a made up story - women in the United States are dying because the reproductive care they need is either next to impossible to get, or not available at all. An abortion ban isn’t just about terminating a fetus; it’s also about saving a woman from a miscarriage, about screening for cancer, about planning for when to start a family. How do you tell your niece and nephew that their mother, your sister, died because you supported politicians that would “make America great again” that took away her health care? How do you justify to your wife who’s grieving just like you over the death of your beautiful daughter that the politicians would “make America great again” by banning all abortions? How do you explain to your children that daddy voted for Trump because “women who had abortions should be punished”? If your sister is alive, if your daughter is alive, if your wife is alive then cherish their lives because there are men in our country right now who’d give anything to have their loved ones back. Your sister, your daughter, your wife need you to step up and think of them and their right to reproductive health care when you vote.

10/31/2024

I know this is a CNN but they're interviewing these Republicans influential people who are pre programming everyone who will listen, just like trump did last election trumps quote "if I loose its because they cheat" I'D say this is brainwashing at its finest. now trump got church leader brainwashing(which goes against our constitution). Trump if you loose its because you suck. Nobody want to be ruled by a cheating, lying, egotistical, self centered, Narcissistic, Felon Dictator

Influential figures in the MAGA movement are making concrete plans to try to overturn a potential Kamala Harris victory. Donie O’Sullivan reports on Stop the Steal 2.0.

10/31/2024

I knew all this about trump before he was president

Vice President Kamala Harris told a Pennsylvania crowd at CNN’s town hall Wednesday night that she considers Republican rival Donald Trump a fascist.

10/30/2024

I leave this right here for those Republicans who support your party doings

McDonald's has sued JBS, Tyson Foods and other leading meat processing and packing companies for allegedly conspiring for years to limit beef supplies.