04/22/2026
To say the new moon got me would be the understatement of my fu***ng year. What started out as an emergency room visit during a delivery route for excruciating pain in my stomach quickly became KIDNEY STONES with 2 ER visits, 1 hospital admittance with an overnight stay followed by 1 emergency surgery a day later to place a stent up through my dickhole into my bladder and kidney. 2 days full of the most extreme pain I’ve ever endured and every opioid known to man flowing through my veins whilst nursing a torn up urethra and bloody manties all while trying to get out of jury duty and securing my job delivering after cancelling mid shift. The moon has left me peeing like an elephant through an expanded silicone ureter full of blood into a strainer for every p**s until this 4 mm rock from Hell decides to leave my womb. I screamed and I cried, and I slinked around the ER floor, begging someone to either kill me or save me. I gave my last confessions and squealed and sweated and vomited and swore and laughed and apologized. I whaled like a baby. I cried for my mommy. I snagged heart monitors and IVS and my gown. I was poked and prodded and filled and emptied. I thanked profusely. I farted immensely and I slept, squirmed, tossed and turned like a drunk baby with my ever attentive hospital roommate checking in on me at every turn. The moon was rough. For some a little rougher. F**k this moon. F**k this stone. F**k this Aries hellscape.