Absolute Nutrition - Colfax

12/24/2025

🎄🎅 IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE!! 🎅🎄

Santa knew exactly where to stop to get his healthy energy & nutrition vibes fired up before that long sleigh ride! ✨🛷
Today he’s sipping on the 🔥 Heat Wave MEGA 🔥 — available TODAY ONLY!

And let’s be real… when we’re flirting with record highs, it’s only fitting for Santa to bring the heat on his route! 😎🎄

☕️ Sophia is spreading all the holiday cheer from 6:30 AM – NOON today, ready to sleigh your Christmas Eve!

🎁 Pro tip: Grab one for now AND one to go for tomorrow!
Because Santa isn’t the only one who deserves a little extra energy 😉

Merry Christmas Eve & see you soon! 🎄✨🎅

12/23/2025

We are still looking for a few more January ambassadors to fill out our application.

Thank you for taking the time to fill out the form + showing interest in becoming a partner with us by becoming a VIP Ambassador! This link will be open until August 25th If you are selected to represent as a Nutrition Club Ambassador, We are going to ask the following: Requirements: -Must come up w...

12/23/2025

12/23/2025

🎄 Holiday Hours 🎄

12/23/2025

🎄ONLY TWO DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS! 🎄

These elves needed some healthy energy to get everything ready for Santa’s big flight tomorrow 🎅
And since it’s TUESDAY, they knew the rules…
👉 Two drinks = DOUBLE REWARDS! 🙌✨

🍓🎄 Berry Merry was the obvious choice — festive, delicious, and full of cheer!
⚠️ Available TODAY ONLY, so stop in and give it a try… you won’t be disappointed! 😍

☕️ Sophia can’t wait to see you and is serving up holiday vibes from 6:30 AM – 3 PM!

Come sip like an elf and keep the Christmas magic going! 🎅🎁✨

12/22/2025

🎄🎉 MEGA MONDAY HAS ARRIVED… AND IT’S CHRISTMAS WEEK! EEK! 🎉🎄

Around here it’s GO BIG OR GO HOME 💥
👉 Purchase any combo of TWO items and score TRIPLE THE POINTS! 🙌✨

❄️🔥 Question of the day:
Are you a Snow Miser or a Heat Miser?!
Or maybe… BOTH?! 😜

🎟️ Don’t forget to grab a holiday scratcher off the tea before heading to the register — you might be holding a winner! 🤞🎄

☕️ Sophia is slinging drinks with all the holiday cheer from 6:30 AM – 2 PM and can’t wait to see your smiling faces! 😁✨

Stop in, sip big, and make this Mega Monday a merry one! 🎅🎄🎉

12/21/2025

🎄😱 𝗦𝗔𝗬 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧?! 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 𝟰 𝗗𝗔𝗬𝗦 𝗟𝗘𝗙𝗧 𝗧𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗦?! 😱🎄

I better head over to 𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐍𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 and grab myself a 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 & 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐀 ✨🎁
𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑆𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑦 🙌

⏰ Kate will be in the club from 11:30 AM – 2 PM, ready to help you end your weekend on a HIGH NOTE 🎶💥

Come sip, smile, and keep that Christmas countdown going strong! 🎅🎄✨

12/20/2025

🎄🐄 HOLY COW… ONLY 5 DAYS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS! 🐄🎄

The countdown continues and today we’re bringing back an OLDIE BUT GOODIE 🙌
🎅🏖️ Santa’s On The Beach T-Bomb is here to sleigh your day!

🔥 You don’t have to get it in a Mega…
😏 it’s so good you might just need it in a JUMBO!

🕗 We’re open today 8 AM – 5 PM, so swing in, sip happy, and keep the holiday vibes going strong! 🎉🎄

12/19/2025

Mr Grinch made a delivery of his famous Grinch Protein Balls! We have 7 containers!!

12/19/2025

🎉 THEY’RE BACK! 🎉
Oh shakes, how we have missed you! 🥤💖
Your favorite shakes have officially returned and are ready to be enjoyed hot or cold — however you’re craving them today!

12/19/2025

🎄💚 ONLY 6 DAYS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS! 💚🎄

Today’s AMAZING Whoville features have arrived…
✨ The Grinch
✨ Cindy Lou Who

Which one will you try?! 🤔
👉 Or better yet… one for now and one for later! 😏🎁

⚠️ These Whoville drinks are for TODAY ONLY — once they’re gone, they’re GONE! 🏃‍♀️💨

☕️ Tammi is behind the bar spreading holiday cheer from 6:30 AM – 5 PM
🎉 Happy Hour runs 3 PM – 5 PM — don’t miss it!

Come sip with us and keep the Christmas countdown rolling! 🎅🎉

12/18/2025

𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃! 🚨

Want to sip on your favorite shakes + teabombs and earn rewards for sharing Absolute Nutrition with your friends?! 😍

This is your chance to be part of something fun, positive, and energizing all month long!

Yes, students are encouraged to apply!

✨ 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞’𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭:
✔️ 𝐃𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐮𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐥𝐲
✔️ 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐌𝐞𝐠𝐚 𝐓𝐞𝐚 𝐁𝐨𝐦𝐛
✔️ 𝐆𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 $𝟏𝟎𝟎 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝
✔️ 𝐀 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐠!

It’s all about being a hype girl or guy for health 💪 and showing up as your real, fun, perfectly imperfect self.

Please submit applications 𝐛𝐲 𝐓𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐𝟑𝐫𝐝.

𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄:

Thank you for taking the time to fill out the form + showing interest in becoming a partner with us by becoming a VIP Ambassador! This link will be open until August 25th If you are selected to represent as a Nutrition Club Ambassador, We are going to ask the following: Requirements: -Must come up w...