Hippy Hands Massage LLC

03/22/2026

Well this was a cool surprise to get in the mail 👀

Hippy Hands Massage was recognized as a Top 10 Massage Therapist in Downtown for 2026

I’m not big on titles… but I am big on helping people actually feel better in their body

If you’ve been dealing with:
– tight shoulders
– low back pain
– stress that won’t quit
– or you just need a full reset

That’s exactly what I’m here for 🤝

I’ve got openings right now, and they don’t stay open long

Your body’s been asking for this… go ahead and listen to it.

👉 Book your session:
https://hippyhandsmassagellc.glossgenius.com/

Changing the world 1 massage at a time ✨

03/15/2026

I have a few openings today and tomorrow.

If you book for either day, you’ll get $20 off your session as a thank you for helping me fill my schedule.

If you’ve been thinking about getting some bodywork done, now’s a good time to grab a spot.

Book online:
https://hippyhandsmassagellc.glossgenius.com.

03/07/2026

Your body whispers before it screams.

Tight shoulders.
A stiff neck.
Low back that feels “a little off.”

Those are the whispers.

Massage helps your body release that tension before it turns into a full-on scream.

I’ve got a few afternoon and late-afternoon openings tomorrow and Monday if your muscles could use some real recovery time.

Book your session here:
https://hippyhandsmassagellc.glossgenius.com/

Changing the world 1 massage at a time.

03/04/2026

Be honest.

Are you living at a constant 7/10 tension level?

Because that’s not normal.
It’s just common.

I have openings Saturday, Sunday & Monday for people who are done pushing through pain.

Athletes. Lifters. Desk warriors. Parents. Humans with shoulders.

Let’s actually fix it.

Book here:
https://hippyhandsmassagellc.glossgenius.com/

No DMs. No back and forth.
Just book your time.

Changing the world 1 massage at a time.

03/04/2026

This isn’t a spa day.

This is alignment.
This is fascia work.
This is getting your hips back where they belong.
This is nervous system reset.

Openings available:
Saturday
Sunday
Monday

If you’ve been “meaning to book” — this is your sign.

Book your session here:
https://hippyhandsmassagellc.glossgenius.com/

Hippy Hands Massage
Changing the world 1 massage at a time.

03/02/2026

Your body has been whispering all week.
By Saturday it’s going to be yelling.

Shoulders creeping up.
Low back tight.
Jaw clenched.
Nervous system on edge.

I’ve got openings Saturday, Sunday & Monday.

Deep tissue. Recovery work. Cupping. Quiet appointments if you don’t feel like talking.

You don’t need more coffee.
You need real bodywork.

Book here ⬇️
https://hippyhandsmassagellc.glossgenius.com/

Changing the world 1 massage at a time.

02/28/2026

Your body doesn’t need another surface-level “relaxing” appointment. It needs intentional work.

I have late morning, midday, and early evening openings this Sunday and Monday, and if you’ve been pushing through tension, ignoring the tight hips, or pretending your shoulders aren’t constantly up by your ears… this is your chance to actually handle it.

This is focused, results-driven bodywork. Deep tissue when it’s needed. Cupping when it makes sense. Quiet appointments if you don’t feel like talking. Everything centered around getting you moving better and feeling more at home in your body.

Spots won’t sit long.

Book here — I won’t respond to DMs:
https://hippyhandsmassagellc.glossgenius.com/

Hippy Hands Massage
Changing the world 1 massage at a time

02/27/2026

Receipts + results.

4.4 ⭐️ on Google because this isn’t fluff work.
It’s focused. Intentional. Results-driven.

Deep tissue. Cupping. Muscle recovery.
If your body’s been talking loud… I’m listening.

Book here ⬇️
https://hippyhandsmassagellc.glossgenius.com/

I won’t respond to DMs for scheduling.
All appointments must be booked through the link.

Changing the world 1 massage at a time.

02/22/2026

Openings available TODAY — then I’m fully booked until Friday.

If your body has been asking for attention, this is your window. Don’t wait until you’re stiff, sore, and wishing you had booked sooner.

Grab one of today’s spots before they’re gone 👇
https://hippyhandsmassagellc.glossgenius.com/

Deep tissue. Recovery work. Quiet appointments always available.
Changing the world 1 massage at a time.

02/21/2026

Saturday appointments are available — but once they’re gone, they’re gone.
If your body has been tight, stressed, or just overdue for some real care, this is your sign to get on the table.

Custom sessions, quiet appointments always available, and everything tailored to what you actually need.

Spots fill fast heading into the weekend, so don’t wait.
Book here:
https://hippyhandsmassagellc.glossgenius.com/

Downtown at The Next Us Building
Changing the world 1 massage at a time ✨

02/19/2026

If your body has been asking for attention lately, this is your sign 👀

I’ve got a few openings this Saturday, Sunday, and Monday — and they tend to go FAST once the weekend hits.

Quiet appointments, choose-your-own music, and sessions fully tailored to what your body actually needs.

Don’t wait until everything is gone.
Book your spot now:
https://hippyhandsmassagellc.glossgenius.com/

Changing the world 1 massage at a time ✨

02/17/2026