Functionised

02/16/2026

PRESIDENTS DAY HOURS UPDATE

We’ll be OPEN Monday, February 16th starting at our regular time of 7:00 AM, and closing early at 12:00 PM for the holiday afternoon.

Get your adjustment.
Get your stretch.
Get your recovery session.
Start the day strong.

Then unplug.
Be present.
Recharge with the people who matter most.

At Functionised, performance is powerful —
but recovery is sacred.

We’re grateful for this community and honored to serve you.

See you Monday morning.

02/13/2026

Ready for the BEST YOU???

01/30/2026

ATTENTION ELITE PERSONAL TRAINERS & INDEPENDENT COACHES (Monmouth County / Colts Neck, NJ)

If you already run a successful personal training business and want to elevate your brand, raise your rates, and deliver next-level results, this is for you.

Welcome to FIT Lab at Functionised — a Biohacking & Performance Mecca in Colts Neck, NJ, built for serious trainers who want to train clients in a high-end, professional medical-grade environment without the overhead of owning a facility.

What this means for YOU:

✅ You keep your clients

✅ You set and keep your rates

✅ You enhance your services with real science & technology

✅ You pay only a small per-client usage fee

✅ No leases. No payroll. No gym chaos.

Train inside a facility run by healthcare professionals & physicians, not a crowded commercial gym.

Your clients gain access to:

Advanced biohacking & performance technology

Data-driven training and recovery

Evidence-based methods backed by science, research, and medicine

A premium experience that immediately raises your perceived value

You gain:

Authority by association with a medical & performance team

A luxury, boutique wellness environment

The ability to market yourself as a next-generation performance trainer

A competitive edge no local gym can match

This is ideal for trainers specializing in:

Strength & conditioning

Sports performance

Weight loss & body recomposition

Recovery & longevity

High-performance men & women

Executive & athlete clientele

📍 FIT Lab at Functionised – Colts Neck, NJ
A trusted name in functional medicine, performance optimization, biohacking, recovery, and human optimization in Monmouth County.

If you’re tired of being capped by gym rules and ready to operate like a true professional in a clinical-grade performance lab, let’s talk.

📞 Call or Text: 848-301-1515
🌐 Learn more: Functionised.com

Serious trainers only.
This is not a gym.
This is where performance meets medicine.

01/26/2026

Due to icy conditions we will be closed Monday and re open Tuesday.

01/23/2026

01/10/2026

NJ trainers: Say goodbye to crowded gyms and hello to premium, low-cost access. Bring clients, schedule freely, and keep the majority of your earnings. Exclusive perks await—click to explore!

12/27/2025

Level Up Session- Your Free Monthly Upgrade – Track, Optimize, Dominate! Every month, step into your personal command center at the FIT Lab. This exclusive 1-on-1 session is your dedicated time to review precise data from your latest scans, body composition, biomarkers, and performance metrics — then map out the exact moves to push you higher. No fluff, no guesswork. Just honest insights, science-backed strategy, and clear next-level actions tailored to your goals. Whether you're chasing peak longevity, sharper mental edge, explosive strength, or effortless body recomposition, we track what's really happening, optimize what's working, and dominate what's next.This is more than a check-in — it's your monthly elevation ritual. Completely free for FIT Lab members because real progress deserves real support.

Ready to level up? Your next upgrade is waiting.

Call or Text 848-301-1515

12/23/2025

Stressed AF this holiday season?
Pouring all your energy into gifts, parties, and people... even the ones you barely know? Imagine redirecting that same effort into YOU every single day. How would you look? How would you feel?
What goals would you have already crushed?

Time to gift yourself some real love this season.

12/22/2025

WE NOW ACCEPT MEDICAID

DO NOT WAIT TO GET OUT OF PAIN. ELIMINATE PAIN TODAY!!!

12/22/2025

Business as usual.... who's next?