Functionised

12/27/2025

Level Up Session- Your Free Monthly Upgrade – Track, Optimize, Dominate! Every month, step into your personal command center at the FIT Lab. This exclusive 1-on-1 session is your dedicated time to review precise data from your latest scans, body composition, biomarkers, and performance metrics — then map out the exact moves to push you higher. No fluff, no guesswork. Just honest insights, science-backed strategy, and clear next-level actions tailored to your goals. Whether you're chasing peak longevity, sharper mental edge, explosive strength, or effortless body recomposition, we track what's really happening, optimize what's working, and dominate what's next.This is more than a check-in — it's your monthly elevation ritual. Completely free for FIT Lab members because real progress deserves real support.

Ready to level up? Your next upgrade is waiting.

Call or Text 848-301-1515

12/23/2025

Stressed AF this holiday season?
Pouring all your energy into gifts, parties, and people... even the ones you barely know? Imagine redirecting that same effort into YOU every single day. How would you look? How would you feel?
What goals would you have already crushed?

Time to gift yourself some real love this season.

12/22/2025

WE NOW ACCEPT MEDICAID

DO NOT WAIT TO GET OUT OF PAIN. ELIMINATE PAIN TODAY!!!

12/22/2025

Business as usual.... who's next?

12/17/2025

12/17/2025

12/16/2025

Would you like the protocol on Quantum Biology: Rewiring Your Body with Sunlight, Earth’s Pulse, and Bioelectric Magic https://functionised.com/quantum-biology/

Discover how quantum biology revolutionizes human health by harnessing light, water, and magnetism. From slashing inflammation to boosting cognition, biohacking insights on mitochondrial power and circadian hacks deliver real results for everyday vitality.

12/12/2025

Thank you 🙏 to the CNFD for your efforts each year to bring peace and joy.

12/05/2025

Thank you to our neighbors! If it weren't for you, we would not be here. It is our absolute pleasure to serve you since 2018 and look forward to serving future generations to come. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

12/03/2025

Watching the owner of Functionised work with his daughter today hit me in a good way. This wasn’t “gym stuff.” It was a dad passing down real habits… the ones that actually last.
Seeing those values transfer to the next generation is the kind of motivation that sticks with you. Health becomes normal when your kids grow up around it.

If you’re looking for a place where the people actually live what they teach, Functionised is worth checking out.
They don’t just train clients they build a culture your whole family can feel.