Functionised

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Embark on your journey to better health, increased focus, longer and happiness through proven weight loss, medical nutrition, AI based fitness, pain relief with chiropractic and mental focus with biofeedback and performance coaching.

ATTENTION ELITE PERSONAL TRAINERS & INDEPENDENT COACHES (Monmouth County / Colts Neck, NJ)If you already run a successfu...
01/30/2026

ATTENTION ELITE PERSONAL TRAINERS & INDEPENDENT COACHES (Monmouth County / Colts Neck, NJ)

If you already run a successful personal training business and want to elevate your brand, raise your rates, and deliver next-level results, this is for you.

Welcome to FIT Lab at Functionised — a Biohacking & Performance Mecca in Colts Neck, NJ, built for serious trainers who want to train clients in a high-end, professional medical-grade environment without the overhead of owning a facility.

What this means for YOU:

✅ You keep your clients

✅ You set and keep your rates

✅ You enhance your services with real science & technology

✅ You pay only a small per-client usage fee

✅ No leases. No payroll. No gym chaos.

Train inside a facility run by healthcare professionals & physicians, not a crowded commercial gym.

Your clients gain access to:

Advanced biohacking & performance technology

Data-driven training and recovery

Evidence-based methods backed by science, research, and medicine

A premium experience that immediately raises your perceived value

You gain:

Authority by association with a medical & performance team

A luxury, boutique wellness environment

The ability to market yourself as a next-generation performance trainer

A competitive edge no local gym can match

This is ideal for trainers specializing in:

Strength & conditioning

Sports performance

Weight loss & body recomposition

Recovery & longevity

High-performance men & women

Executive & athlete clientele

📍 FIT Lab at Functionised – Colts Neck, NJ
A trusted name in functional medicine, performance optimization, biohacking, recovery, and human optimization in Monmouth County.

If you’re tired of being capped by gym rules and ready to operate like a true professional in a clinical-grade performance lab, let’s talk.

📞 Call or Text: 848-301-1515
🌐 Learn more: Functionised.com

Serious trainers only.
This is not a gym.
This is where performance meets medicine.

01/26/2026

Due to icy conditions we will be closed Monday and re open Tuesday.

01/23/2026
01/10/2026

NJ trainers: Say goodbye to crowded gyms and hello to premium, low-cost access. Bring clients, schedule freely, and keep the majority of your earnings. Exclusive perks await—click to explore!

Level Up Session- Your Free Monthly Upgrade – Track, Optimize, Dominate! Every month, step into your personal command ce...
12/27/2025

Level Up Session- Your Free Monthly Upgrade – Track, Optimize, Dominate! Every month, step into your personal command center at the FIT Lab. This exclusive 1-on-1 session is your dedicated time to review precise data from your latest scans, body composition, biomarkers, and performance metrics — then map out the exact moves to push you higher. No fluff, no guesswork. Just honest insights, science-backed strategy, and clear next-level actions tailored to your goals. Whether you're chasing peak longevity, sharper mental edge, explosive strength, or effortless body recomposition, we track what's really happening, optimize what's working, and dominate what's next.This is more than a check-in — it's your monthly elevation ritual. Completely free for FIT Lab members because real progress deserves real support.

Ready to level up? Your next upgrade is waiting.

Call or Text 848-301-1515

12/23/2025

Stressed AF this holiday season?
Pouring all your energy into gifts, parties, and people... even the ones you barely know? Imagine redirecting that same effort into YOU every single day. How would you look? How would you feel?
What goals would you have already crushed?

Time to gift yourself some real love this season.

12/22/2025

WE NOW ACCEPT MEDICAID

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12/22/2025

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12/17/2025
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12/16/2025

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Address

8 Merchants Way
Colts Neck, NJ
07722

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 8pm
Tuesday 7am - 8pm
Wednesday 8am - 8pm
Thursday 8am - 8pm
Friday 8am - 7pm
Saturday 8am - 2pm

Telephone

+18483011515

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Decades ago, Jim Goetz, Chantea and Mike Brandon lived worlds apart. They had not met one another but their passion was the same and that was the pursuit of improvement of human performance. Their passion and paths would cross and each of them brought their strengths to compliment the team.

Whether you are suffering from pain, experiencing autoimmune dysfunction, experiencing cognitive deficits, struggling with your weight or physical performance, the team at Functionised not only has you covered, but welcomes you to the team as well.

Through the health care side of Functionised Integrative Therapeutics, Peak Performance and Wellness Coaching with biofeedback, advanced Functionial Nutrition or the state of the art F.I.T. Lab, you will be a better version of yourself when you go to bed at night than you were when you woke up.

You are a reflection of your lifestyle. Get fit with F.I.T. and Live #Functionised !!!