Functionised

Functionised Contact information, map and directions, contact form, opening hours, services, ratings, photos, videos and announcements from Functionised, Doctor, 8 Merchants Way, Colts Neck, NJ.

Embark on your journey to better health, increased focus, longer and happiness through proven weight loss, medical nutrition, AI based fitness, pain relief with chiropractic and mental focus with biofeedback and performance coaching.

12/23/2025

Stressed AF this holiday season?
Pouring all your energy into gifts, parties, and people... even the ones you barely know? Imagine redirecting that same effort into YOU every single day. How would you look? How would you feel?
What goals would you have already crushed?

Time to gift yourself some real love this season.

12/22/2025

WE NOW ACCEPT MEDICAID

DO NOT WAIT TO GET OUT OF PAIN. ELIMINATE PAIN TODAY!!!

Business as usual.... who's next?
12/22/2025

Business as usual.... who's next?

12/17/2025
12/17/2025
Would you like the protocol on Quantum Biology: Rewiring Your Body with Sunlight, Earth’s Pulse, and Bioelectric Magic h...
12/16/2025

Would you like the protocol on Quantum Biology: Rewiring Your Body with Sunlight, Earth’s Pulse, and Bioelectric Magic https://functionised.com/quantum-biology/

Discover how quantum biology revolutionizes human health by harnessing light, water, and magnetism. From slashing inflammation to boosting cognition, biohacking insights on mitochondrial power and circadian hacks deliver real results for everyday vitality.

Thank you 🙏 to the CNFD for your efforts each year to bring peace and joy.
12/12/2025

Thank you 🙏 to the CNFD for your efforts each year to bring peace and joy.

Thank you to our neighbors! If it weren't for you, we would not be here. It is our absolute pleasure to serve you since...
12/05/2025

Thank you to our neighbors! If it weren't for you, we would not be here. It is our absolute pleasure to serve you since 2018 and look forward to serving future generations to come. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

12/03/2025

Watching the owner of Functionised work with his daughter today hit me in a good way. This wasn’t “gym stuff.” It was a dad passing down real habits… the ones that actually last.
Seeing those values transfer to the next generation is the kind of motivation that sticks with you. Health becomes normal when your kids grow up around it.

If you’re looking for a place where the people actually live what they teach, Functionised is worth checking out.
They don’t just train clients they build a culture your whole family can feel.

If you have typed “Prolon vs water fasting” into Google even once this year, you already know the internet is flooded wi...
12/03/2025

If you have typed “Prolon vs water fasting” into Google even once this year, you already know the internet is flooded with half-truths, guru testimonials, and people who swear that calories do not matter. What do you think? https://functionised.com/prolon-vs-water-fasting/ Mike Brandon

Prolon vs Water Fasting – full 2025 comparison of fat loss, autophagy, muscle preservation, risks & results. Science-backed numbers on calories, thermodynamics & real outcomes.

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8 Merchants Way
Colts Neck, NJ
07722

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 8pm
Tuesday 7am - 8pm
Wednesday 8am - 8pm
Thursday 8am - 8pm
Friday 8am - 7pm
Saturday 8am - 2pm

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+18483011515

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Decades ago, Jim Goetz, Chantea and Mike Brandon lived worlds apart. They had not met one another but their passion was the same and that was the pursuit of improvement of human performance. Their passion and paths would cross and each of them brought their strengths to compliment the team.

Whether you are suffering from pain, experiencing autoimmune dysfunction, experiencing cognitive deficits, struggling with your weight or physical performance, the team at Functionised not only has you covered, but welcomes you to the team as well.

Through the health care side of Functionised Integrative Therapeutics, Peak Performance and Wellness Coaching with biofeedback, advanced Functionial Nutrition or the state of the art F.I.T. Lab, you will be a better version of yourself when you go to bed at night than you were when you woke up.

You are a reflection of your lifestyle. Get fit with F.I.T. and Live #Functionised !!!