Embracing Functional Wellness

10/30/2025

🎥 If this video feels a little too familiar… your hormones might be calling the shots!

Hot flashes, mood swings, brain fog, weight changes — it’s not just you, it’s your hormones waving the white flag 🩵

At Embracing Functional Wellness, we make it easy to get answers.
✨ Comprehensive Hormone Testing
✨ Personalized Functional Medicine Plans
✨ Support from two board-certified Nurse Practitioners who actually listen

💰 Special Offer:
Our new-patient onboarding fee (normally $150) + full hormone panel (normally $350) are $100 OFF for a limited time!

Text the word APPOINTMENT to 936-251-6515 to schedule your complementary consultation today.
Let’s balance those hormones and get you feeling like you again. 💛👑

10/30/2025

🌟 We’ve been nominated — and we need YOUR vote! 🌟

It’s been a wild month, friends — between Brenda’s surgery and the usual chaos of life, I haven’t been posting much. But today, I’m coming back with something really special.

✨ Embracing Functional Wellness has been nominated for Best of Conroe in two categories — Holistic Wellness and Weight Loss & Nutrition!

We are so incredibly honored and grateful to serve this amazing community, helping countless people regain control of their health through hormones, weight loss, and functional medicine. 🙌

👉 Voting ends Sunday, November 2, so please take a quick minute to show your love and support — every single vote truly matters!

I’ll drop the link to vote below. 💙

Thank you all for being part of our journey — your support means everything to us and keeps us going even on the tough days. Let’s bring this win home to Conroe! 👑

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10/29/2025

You can’t out-supplement chronic stress.
When stress is constant, your hormones feel it first.

• Cortisol rises 🚨
• Progesterone drops 💛
• Thyroid slows down 🕰️
• Blood sugar swings wildly 🍭

✨ The result? Fatigue, mood swings, stubborn weight, and burnout.
Supporting your hormones starts with supporting your nervous system.

Try this today: 5 deep breaths, shoulders down, slow exhale. 🌬️
Your body feels that safety immediately.

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10/27/2025

Feeling off lately? Maybe it’s not “just stress” or “getting older.”
Your body isn’t broken, it’s communicating.

• Fatigue means your energy systems need support ⚡
• Bloating means your gut’s asking for balance 🌿
• Mood swings mean your hormones want attention 💛

✨ The key isn’t to silence symptoms, it’s to listen to them.
That’s where healing begins.

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10/24/2025

Did you know your gut health affects your mood and focus? 🧠➡️💚
✅ 70% of your serotonin (the “feel good” chemical) is made in your gut!

Struggling with brain fog, anxiety, or low mood? Your gut may be asking for love.

✨ Ready to support your gut and feel your best? Visit embracingfunctionalwellness.com to get started!

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10/22/2025

💛 At Embracing Functional Wellness, we don’t just treat symptoms.
We dig into root causes:

✅ Hormone testing
✅ Thyroid function
✅ Gut health
✅ Stress levels

Everybody tells a story — we help you understand yours. 💛

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10/20/2025

🌞 Start your day with a 5-minute ritual:

• Hydrate with lemon water 💧
• Breathe deeply (3x) 🌬️
• Set 1 intention for the day ✨

Little shifts = big impact over time. 🌿

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10/17/2025

10/17/2025

👑 Botox for Bo***es Raffle — Round 2! 💋

We’re keeping the momentum (and the love!) going for Brenda’s recovery 💕 She had a relatively good night at home, and every single prayer, message, and donation has meant the world.

🎟️ Today’s raffle prize: a Lip Flip!
A Lip Flip uses Botox to gently relax the muscles around your upper lip, creating a natural lift and a fuller, softer smile — no fillers required! 💄

✨ Raffle Details:
💰 25 spots available — just $5 each
💝 If you don’t win, we’ll credit your donation (up to $25) toward your next Botox session
💗 100% of proceeds go directly to Brenda’s recovery fund

Comment below how many spots you want, what numebrs you want and send Payment. We will draw and post as soon as the spots fill up!

Thank you for your continued support, kindness, and positivity. You’re helping lift Brenda and her family more than you know. 💕

📍 Embracing Functional Wellness
📞 936-251-6515
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10/17/2025

💛 Reminder: Your symptoms are not your identity.
You are not “just the tired one” or “just hormonal.”

• Your body is wise
• Your symptoms are messages
• Healing is possible 🌸

✨ Listen to what your body is telling you — it’s guiding you back to balance.

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