Verde Functional Wellness & Medicinal Apothecary

03/14/2026

✨ BHRT Ladies Night at Verde Functional Wellness! ✨

To all of our amazing patients who have reserved your spot, we are so excited to see you tomorrow night, Saturday the 14th at 6:00 PM at the clinic for our Women’s HRT Q&A Session!

Come ready with your questions, bring your curiosity, and get ready for a fun, relaxed evening of learning, connection, and empowerment. We will have snacks and drinks available so you can sit back, enjoy, and soak in all the information.

This is such an exciting time as we bring advanced Bioidentical Hormone Replacement Therapy (BHRT) to our community with a full, comprehensive discussion and in-depth patient tracking to help women truly optimize their health moving forward.

🌿 Top Benefits of HRT for Women:
1️⃣ Supports bone density and helps protect against osteoporosis
2️⃣ Improves muscle strength and body composition
3️⃣ Enhances brain function, memory, and mental clarity
4️⃣ Helps balance mood, sleep, and energy levels
5️⃣ Supports heart health and metabolic balance

We cannot wait to see all you lovely ladies tomorrow evening! It’s going to be a wonderful time of learning, laughter, and community. 💕

📍 Verde Functional Wellness
830 S. Main Street, Ste 1A
Cottonwood, AZ

📞 928-852-0472
🌐 www.verdefunctionalwellness.com

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03/13/2026

UPDATE: We Survived the Week Without Amber! 😅

Well… we officially made it through the ENTIRE week without our amazing nurse Amber while she’s out enjoying her well-deserved vacation! 🛳️☀️

We won’t lie… there may have been a little extra coffee, a few “where did Amber put this?” moments, and possibly some mild chaos behind the scenes 😂 but we made it!

To all of our wonderful patients, THANK YOU for hanging in there with us this week, being patient, and showing us so much kindness and grace while we held down the fort. We truly have the best patients ever! ❤️

Amber… we miss you terribly and cannot wait for you to come back and restore order around here next week! 🤣

Until then, the clinic crew is still standing… maybe not Jill… slightly tired, slightly confused, but still smiling! 😜

03/10/2026

Day 1 without our amazing RN Amber… and somehow Jill and I survived! 😂

We may be a little extra tired by the end of the day (see photo for proof 😅), but the clinic kept rolling and our patients were well taken care of!

Amber is out there cruising beautiful waters and living her best life 🌊🚢 while we hold down the fort. We miss her like crazy and cannot wait for her to be back next week!

Until then… it’s coffee, teamwork, and a lot of laughs keeping us going over here at Verde Functional Wellness! 💚

03/04/2026

There is something incredibly special about caring for our pediatric patients. 💛

One of the greatest blessings in medicine is having the privilege to care for patients from birth all the way into adulthood. Watching these little ones grow, learn, and thrive fills my heart in ways that are hard to put into words.

Over the years, I get to witness so many beautiful moments , their first visits, their milestones, their personalities shining through, and the incredible families that support them every step of the way. I also have the honor of walking alongside families during challenges and celebrating the victories that follow.

To the parents who trust me with your most precious gifts, your children, thank you. Your trust means the world to me. I truly love my littles and feel deeply grateful to be part of their journey.

It is more than healthcare… it is relationship, community, and watching the next generation grow into who they are meant to be. 💕

02/16/2026

🇺🇸✨ PRESIDENTS’ DAY EBOO SPECIAL ✨🇺🇸

Starting TOMORROW 2/17/26 when we open through Friday only!

💉 EBOO Therapy at Verde Functional Wellness Center & Medicinal Apothecary PLLC

If you’ve been waiting for the right time — THIS IS IT.

EBOO (Extracorporeal Blood Oxygenation & Ozonation) is one of the most powerful therapies we offer to help:

✔️ Reduce viral & autoimmune loads
✔️ Decrease inflammation
✔️ Support detoxification pathways
✔️ Improve circulation & oxygen delivery
✔️ Enhance immune modulation
✔️ Increase energy & mental clarity
✔️ Support chronic illness recovery

Most patients initially need a series of 3 sessions to truly move the needle — and we’ve created something BIG for you.

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🔥 PRESIDENTS’ DAY PACKAGE SPECIAL 🔥

💥 Buy a package of 3 EBOO sessions
Each session ONLY $725

That’s $2,175 total
✨ A SAVINGS OF $1,725!!! ✨

👉 Members receive an ADDITIONAL $75 OFF

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⭐ Quarterly Wellness Session Special ⭐

If you’re coming in for your routine maintenance:

💉 1 EBOO session = $850
($250 OFF member pricing)

We’ve got you covered 💚

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Functional medicine is about getting to the root cause — not masking symptoms.
Root cause medicine asks:

• Why is the immune system overloaded?
• Why is inflammation persisting?
• Why are toxins accumulating?

At Verde Functional Wellness, we look upstream — restoring balance, oxygenation, and immune resilience so your body can do what it was designed to do: HEAL.

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📞 Call: 928-852-0472
📲 Text: 928-525-6644

We expect many calls first thing when we open —
If we’re on the other line, please leave a message and we WILL call you back!

⏳ This special runs TOMORROW through FRIDAY only.
Don’t miss this AMAZING special!

Let’s reduce inflammation.
Let’s support immune resilience.
Let’s get to the ROOT cause.

See you soon ♥️

02/16/2026

🇺🇸 Happy Presidents Day! 🇺🇸

In observance of Presidents Day, we are closed today so our team can enjoy the holiday with their families.

We will resume normal business hours tomorrow morning at 9:00am and look forward to serving you then!

For those who may need a reminder, here are our regular hours:

Hours:
Sunday – Closed
Monday – 9:00am–4:30pm
Tuesday – 9:00am–4:30pm
Wednesday – 9:00am–4:30pm
Thursday – 9:00am–4:30pm
Friday – 9:00am–12:00pm
Saturday – Closed
Closed daily for lunch 12:00–1:00pm

Thank you for your understanding and continued support. We can’t wait to see you tomorrow at 9am! ✨

01/22/2026

✨ Shout-out & HUGE thank you! ✨

We want to give a big THANK YOU to 928 Sign Company for our beautiful new signage that went up today! 🙌

I am beyond happy and so grateful for their fast, reliable, and professional service. From start to finish, they made the process seamless and delivered exactly what we envisioned. The quality and attention to detail truly show!

If you’re looking for signage done right, we highly recommend them. Thank you, 928 Sign Company, for helping bring our vision to life! Keeping it simple was key! 💚✨

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01/19/2026

📣 HOLIDAY CLOSURE ANNOUNCEMENT 📣

We are closed today for the holiday and will reopen tomorrow at our normal time, 9:00 AM.

⏰ Our Regular Office Hours:
Monday–Thursday: 9:00 AM – 4:30 PM
Friday: 9:00 AM – 12:30 PM

Thank you for your understanding, and we hope you enjoy the holiday!
We look forward to serving you when we reopen.

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Verde Functional Wellness

📍 830 S. Main Street, Suite 1A
Cottonwood, AZ 86326
📞 928-852-0472
📱 Text: 928-525-6644
🌐 verdefunctionalwellness.com

01/01/2026

✨ Happy New Year ✨

As we step into a brand-new year, it’s the perfect time to set intentions for better health, deeper healing, and lasting growth. Wherever you are on your wellness journey, Verde Functional Wellness is here to guide, support, and walk alongside you every step of the way.

🌿 What we specialize in:
• Root-cause medicine
• Hormones & women’s health
• NOW offering Women’s Healthcare & BHRT ✨
• Nutrient deficiencies
• Detoxification & cellular support
• Nutrition & metabolic health
• Autoimmune & chronic conditions

Healing isn’t one-size-fits-all—and we believe in finding why your body is struggling, not just covering up symptoms.

🤍 Not sure if we’re the right fit for you?
📞 Call and book a FREE 15-minute consultation—we’d love to connect and answer your questions.

⏰ Office Update:
We are closed today and will reopen tomorrow at 9:00 AM.

Here’s to a year of renewal, restoration, and vibrant health.
✨ Happy New Year from all of us at Verde Functional Wellness! ✨

12/24/2025

🎄 Holiday Announcement 📣 🎄

We will be closed starting Christmas Eve and will reopen Monday the 29th at 9:00 AM.

We want to wish all of our wonderful patients a very Merry Christmas and a beautiful time filled with family, friends, rest, and joy. 🤍✨

Please know that we will return all messages first thing Monday morning when we reopen.

From all of us at Verde Functional Wellness Center, we pray that you have a blessed Christmas and that God’s blessings be upon you and your loved ones. 🎁🙏

With gratitude and love,
💚 Verde Functional Wellness Center

12/18/2025

✨ End-of-Year Special — While Supplies Last! ✨

Finish the year strong and recharge your body with our Energy Boost IV Infusion ⚡

💥 ONLY $45 (a $100 savings!)

This powerful infusion is designed to support energy, metabolism, immunity, and detox pathways and includes:

🔹 Full B-Complex
• B1 (Thiamine)
• B2 (Riboflavin)
• B3 (Niacin)
• B5 (Pantothenic Acid)
• B6 (Pyridoxine)
• B7 (Biotin)
• B9 (Folate)
• B12

🔹 Glutathione – master antioxidant
🔹 NAC – supports liver detox & respiratory health
🔹 Magnesium – supports muscles, nerves & relaxation

📅 Must be used before January 1st
⚠️ Cannot be combined with other specials or memberships
⏳ Limited availability – once supplies are gone, it’s gone!

End the year energized, replenished, and ready for what’s next ✨
📞 Call or message us today to reserve your spot! Txt 928-525-6644 or Call 928-852-0472

12/10/2025