Health Kneads

03/17/2026

Sometimes you don't need a massage - sometimes you just need to be stretched out. We offer affordable stretching sessions at Health Kneads. Book with Scott or Curt. Even if your toes are on the bottom of your feet, like this guy from AI land.

11/15/2025

It's health care... for real!

While they can be seen as a luxury, massages are often part of healthcare – here’s how they affect physical and mental health

09/23/2025

Experience thermography breast or full body scans in Crowley, featuring no compression, no radiation, and non-invasive technology.
Schedule at www metrothermography.com

09/01/2025

Last year, I went from paying $528 a month for garbage marketplace insurance that no doctor seemed to accept, to $288 a month for MUCH better coverage. I also get credit each month for my gym membership and my massages!

Not-for-profit so your dollars go to care, not making CEOs and shareholders rich. If you are looking for answers, you just found them. Message me with questions or sign up from the link below!

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07/22/2025

07/17/2025

Day 21. Smells

Before you come in, give those pits a quick whiff. If they smell like rotting beef tips swirling in a bowl of three day old garlic and onion soup, please freshen up before coming in. We understand that sometimes people have come straight from work or sometimes the gym. But try to live by the golden rule here…if you wouldn’t want to smell it, we probably don’t either.

07/17/2025

Day 20. Don’t worry about involuntary bodily responses, or involuntary emotional responses. We don’t, and are used to seeing them.

07/15/2025

I love it when someone is appreciative and wants a hug before they leave.

07/14/2025

18. Close your eyes.

When you leave your eyes open and are staring into my eyes when I am working on you, it feels like we are about to have a moment. Stop it, and close them.

07/13/2025

17. Please don’t blow your nose in my aromatherapy tissue.

No, it’s not a nicely scented tissue that I have conveniently available for you to blow your nose in. It’s the tissue that I put your aromatherapy on. That being said, in an emergency, you do what you gotta do. 😜 But I'm happy to provide you a fresh one that doesn't have peppermint all over it.