Joan's Aloha Massage

Joan's Aloha Massage Retired. Offer Private Couples Table Massage Experiences, Teaching CE Workshops in Hawaiian Lomilomi I loved teaching and giving Hawaiian Lomilomi Massage. Joan.

Mahalo nui loa to all the wonderful people who have touched my life, been a client and/or student. Due to a shoulder injury, I retired Sept 2022. I wish you much Aloha. God bless.

02/11/2026

When someone you love is hurting, you don’t have to feel helpless.
This simple seated massage technique is an invaluable skill to have — bringing comfort, relief, and connection right when it’s needed most.
In this step-by-step YouTube video, I walk you through it in an easy, practical way so you can confidently use it at home.
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The Perfect Valentine’s Date Nighthttps://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BNHoLQtHa/A Skill You’ll Use Long After the Chocolat...
02/10/2026

The Perfect Valentine’s Date Night
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A Skill You’ll Use Long After the Chocolate Is Gone
What if this Valentine’s Day wasn’t loud, rushed, or expensive…
but deeply relaxing, meaningful, and unforgettable?

Picture this.
You invite your loved one into the living room.
Soft Hawaiian music is playing.
The lights are low.
There’s a gentle coconut scent in the air.
Pillows are arranged on the floor.
And instead of going out…
you give them something they didn’t see coming.

In this video, I show you exactly how to create a seated pillow massage experience that melts stress, relaxes tight shoulders and necks, and leaves your partner feeling deeply cared for. No massage table needed. No experience required.
This is not about “doing it perfectly.”
It’s about creating a moment.

Massage is one of the most underrated preparedness skills there is. When stress is high, emotions are heavy, or life feels overwhelming, knowing how to calm the nervous system and help the people you love feel safe and relaxed is priceless.

This technique works beautifully for couples, and it is just as powerful for families. Moms often use these same gentle techniques to help children unwind, open up, and relax before bed. It can help ease tension associated with migraines, neck and upper back tightness, and the emotional weight of busy days.

Everything you need to create this Valentine’s surprise is covered in the video.
What to use.
How to set the space.
How to position the body.
And how to give a relaxing, nurturing massage without hurting your hands or your loved one.

Aloha, I am Joan Haney, a retired Licensed Massage Therapist and Nationally Certified Massage Instructor. I taught couples massage and Continuing Education classes for massage therapists for many years, and I am sharing this because these are the skills families actually use when it matters.

02/06/2026

Life on the homestead can INCLUDE giving a pig an e***a & a 30-minute Lomilomi stomach massage... Constapated? Call Jennifer Morrill at Jen's Aloha Massage for a stomach massage today.
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Go Seattle Seahawks! Getting my new Seahawks sweatshirt on, feeding livestock early... and watching the game. Let's GO!!...
01/18/2026

Go Seattle Seahawks! Getting my new Seahawks sweatshirt on, feeding livestock early... and watching the game. Let's GO!!!!!

If you’ve ever lost meat to freezer burn or storage mishaps, this one’s for you. We just butchered Bruce the pig, I debo...
01/15/2026

If you’ve ever lost meat to freezer burn or storage mishaps, this one’s for you. We just butchered Bruce the pig, I deboned a turkey, and I’m sharing the tips and secrets I learned the hard way so you don’t have to:

Would You Like to Know How to Vacuum Seal Meat the Right Way & Avoid Costly Mistakes?Have you ever wanted to preserve your own meat — whether you raised it, ...

12/13/2025

Before I head home to North Carolina to help care for my parents, I wanted to wish you a very Merry Christmas and share a small gift with you.
I’m gifting everyone our December 2023 Prepping 4-LIFE Newsletter (previously part of our paid membership). Inside you’ll find one of my favorite traditional Christmas gift ideas, my mother-in-law’s lefse recipe with full how-to, and Scott Haney DIY wood stove build for true winter preparedness.
My gift to you.
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Merry Christmas from our family to yours.

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www.JoansAlohaMassage.com Aloha! Joan offers the following; Private and couples massage sessions, “The Perfect Date Night”. Bond as a couple, while learning therapeutic massage & how to help prevent pain and alleviate pain. Teaching Hawaiian Lomilomi Healing Arts CE Workshops to Licensed Massage Therapist. Also teach the public Private and Group Hawaiian Lomilomi Seated Pillow Massage, Massage Date Nights & Massage Parties, Couple's Massage Experiences & Self Reliant/Preventive and Healing Techniques.