12/12/2025
Our office elf, Vertebrae Vinnie, wandered into the acupuncture room today…
and now he’s completely convinced he’s a licensed acupuncturist.
But while Vinnie is definitely not qualified, he does want to share a few real benefits of acupuncture:
Acupuncture can help reduce pain.
It stimulates specific points to support circulation, reduce tension, and encourage the body’s natural healing response.
It helps calm the nervous system.
Great for stress, headaches, muscle tightness, and chronic pain.
It works beautifully alongside chiropractic care.
While adjustments help improve alignment and movement, acupuncture can support relaxation, balance, and improved function.
Many patients feel deeply relaxed afterward.
(Vinnie tried it. He fell asleep immediately.)
So if you spot him guarding the acupuncture needles today, don’t worry—
the real licensed professionals are the ones doing the treatments.
He’s just there to supervise.