Somnium Therapeutics

Somnium Therapeutics A Massage Therapy practice dedicated to the all encompassing health of clients.

03/20/2026

NOT A DRILL! I want yall to be seen and also get your massage at a convenient time. We are at the point in our studio where this requires some advanced planning. Of course we will have last minute appointments that come up, and we will continue to post them here on our story. However, booking in office or advance is always your best bet.

I’m honored to be so busy, but can’t continue to overwork myself. Hence, Bella and (hopefully soon) another qualified licensed massage therapist.

Thank you all so much for your continued support of us AND yourselves!

🌙Val

03/18/2026

Hot take from a massage therapist:
your session should feel like your space.

You can ask to change
• music
• pressure
• temperature
• lighting
• literally the whole vibe

One of my favorite sessions ever was a client who asked to listen to the Billboard Top 100 during their massage and honestly… it was a great time.

Familiar music can help the nervous system settle faster.

But if making decisions sounds exhausting, that’s valid too. Sometimes the best thing is just showing up and letting someone take care of you.

🌙Val
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03/16/2026

It really depends on your comfort level and goals. I promise you, you’re safe and not being judged no matter what you decide.

🌙Val
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03/13/2026

With the influx of new followers and clients, I’d figure I’d remind you of the thing that’s helped us grow the most! Our referral program!!

Word of mouth has been the most effective strategy that’s kept our small business going and we want to reward you all for it!

New client? $20 off
Did you refer somebody? $20 off for you too!

Thanks for the continued support.

We will see you on our massage table soon!

🌙Val
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03/11/2026

I am QUEEN of crying on the table. I even laughed so hard during a session that I started crying because of it🤔

As massage therapists, giving you mental health counseling falls outside of our scope of practice. HOWEVER! The table is a safe space to experience the full range of human emotions that may come up when getting bodywork.

Part of our job means holding space for you by simply being present. You’d be surprised how good you feel after a good table crying session.

🌙Val
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03/10/2026

We do what we can with only two hands per person. We still hope to see you on the massage table soon!

03/09/2026

I could go into much more depth about these five things, and I probably will(?).

But seriously, massage and bodywork should feel SAFE and you should for the better part of the session enjoy it and feel like it’s serving you.

We do everything we can here to make you feel comfortable and we WANT you to communicate with us. As much as we can sense what’s going on, there are no perfect practitioners and we can’t read your mind.

Let us know how we can make your experiments better!

🌙Val
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03/06/2026

I love you all. Form is on the website. Didn’t make it this round? New clients get $20 off their first session. We have referral bonuses. AND we offer short, 30-minute sessions to get you to a good baseline. Thank you all so much.

03/06/2026

But really! What can we help you with?

03/04/2026

Our sliding scale sessions are reopening in April! We will only be opening this to 8 people for three months at a time so take advantage while you can.

Out sliding scale sessions do have a minimum (noted in the application) and only apply to 60 minutes long sessions.

Questions about our sliding scale or want to fill out the form? Dm us!

🌙Val

03/02/2026

Trust me when I say, massage and bodyworkers everywhere would either be making millions or out of a job if we could help you with your CHRONIC pain in just one session.

We can create the space for your nervous system to release and to require safety in your body. But if you’ve spent years and years with the same pain, I just want you to have realistic expectations of what happens on these tables.

Rome wasn’t built in a day (or something).

Patience and consistency our the best attributes for this kind of work.

🌙Val
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02/27/2026

You can judge me for this, but my massage therapist hands are probably silky soft because of it 🤷‍♀️

Leave your “weird” takes below please I must know if I’m alone in this!

🌙Val

Address

2048 Larimer Street Ste. 200
Denver, CO
80205

Opening Hours

Tuesday 12pm - 7pm
Thursday 9am - 7pm
Friday 9am - 6:30pm

Telephone

+17202960775

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