Real Functional Healing

Real Functional Healing Iโ€™m Miranda, a functional nutritionist. I provide real healing solutions for people struggling wit

I didn't know I had ADHD until I was in my 30s. But looking back, the signs were everywhere.The burnout in college that ...
03/20/2026

I didn't know I had ADHD until I was in my 30s. But looking back, the signs were everywhere.

The burnout in college that I thought was just stress๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ The inability to stick with habits I knew were good for me. The way I could hyperfocus on something I loved for hours and then completely fall apart over a simple administrative task.

I spent years in the nutrition field teaching other people how to take care of themselves while quietly struggling to stay consistent with the basics myself. I internalized SO much shame around this ๐Ÿ’”

When a therapist finally suggested I get evaluated for ADHD, a lot of things clicked into place. But what surprised me most was realizing how much of what I'd already built into my practice - the focus on blood sugar, gut health, sleep, and nervous system regulation - was directly tied to what my own brain had been asking for all along.

The five "non-negotiables" I write and talk about? I discovered most of them through my own trial and error before I ever had a name for what I was dealing with.

โœ…Blood sugar crashes were behind a lot of my mood swings and 3pm fog.
โœ… The days I moved my body were the days I could think clearly.
โœ… When I stopped sleeping well, everything fell apart within 24 to 48 hours.
โœ… Dehydration made everything worse. Lots of water + electrolytes made me feel noticeably better.
โœ… Brain dumping became the only thing that made my to-do list feel manageable.

I share this because I work primarily with women who are smart, driven, and deeply frustrated with themselves for not being able to stay consistent with the very things they know work.

It's not a character flaw. It's often biology. And when you start supporting the biology with consistent strategies, things begin to shift in a BIG way.

If you're in that place right now, I see you. And I actually understand it, because I lived it.

โœจIf this resonates, I'm launching "๐“๐ก๐ž ๐‚๐ฅ๐š๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ ๐‚๐จ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ญ" in May, a 12 week group program for women who are ready to move from foggy and frantic to focused. I'll be teaching sustainable habits and my "non negotiables" to help you work with your ADHD brain, instead of against it. โœจ

๐Œ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฅ๐š๐›๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐œ๐š๐ฆ๐ž ๐›๐š๐œ๐ค "๐ง๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐š๐ฅ."This client was having gut pain that was...
03/19/2026

๐Œ๐จ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐œ๐ฅ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ข๐ง ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ฅ๐š๐›๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐œ๐š๐ฆ๐ž ๐›๐š๐œ๐ค "๐ง๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐š๐ฅ."

This client was having gut pain that was starting to affect their quality of life. They were exhausted, anxious, and struggling with constant brain fog. The Doctor said their bloodwork was normal, diagnosed IBS, and sent them out the door with a prescription to manage symptoms.

But they failed to run comprehensive GI testing. So we decided to look deeper.

Here's what we found on this client's GI Map stool test:

โœ”๏ธLow Elastase-1. This enzyme is produced by the pancreas and tells us how well the body is breaking down food, specifically fat and protein. When it's low, you're not absorbing nutrients properly, even from a clean diet. This was part of why this client was so fatigued. They were eating, but the body wasn't actually getting what it needed.

โœ”๏ธElevated Beta-Glucuronidase. This is a bacterial enzyme that, when elevated, disrupts estrogen metabolism in the gut. It's associated with hormone imbalances, inflammation, and increased toxic load. This client's estrogen to testosterone ratio was way off, and it was affecting energy in a big way.

โœ”๏ธElevated Calprotectin at 644: Calprotectin is a direct marker of intestinal inflammation. Theirs was nearly ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž๐ฌ the upper limit. This level of inflammation doesn't just affect the gut. It signals the entire immune system, crosses into the brain via the gut-brain axis, and contributes to cognitive symptoms, mood dysregulation, and systemic fatigue.

This is not an uncommon picture, I see versions of this panel regularly.

If you've been told your gut looks fine but your symptoms say otherwise, this is exactly the kind of testing that looks underneath the surface.

๐˜—.๐˜š. - ๐˜ ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ ๐˜Ž๐˜ ๐˜”๐˜ข๐˜ฑ๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐Ÿท:๐Ÿท ๐˜ง๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ญ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ๐˜ด. ๐˜๐˜ง ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ค ๐˜จ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ด๐˜บ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฑ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ด, ๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜จ, ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ข ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ต. ๐˜‰๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ข๐˜ต: https://lnkd.in/e6vmF2nH.

The BEST purple cabbage salad recipe ๐Ÿคค The instructions below are meant to be loosely followed, this is a very forgiving...
03/18/2026

The BEST purple cabbage salad recipe ๐Ÿคค The instructions below are meant to be loosely followed, this is a very forgiving mix of ingredients you can adjust to fit your taste preferences! Itโ€™s super quick and easy, and super hard to mess up. My kind of recipe ๐Ÿ˜‰

๐ˆ๐ง๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐๐ข๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ:

2 TBSP olive oil
2 TBSP red wine vinegar
2 TBSP lemon juice (fresh or from a bottle)
1-2 tsp garlic powder (I usually add more, but I also like a strong garlic flavor)
1 tsp of sea salt
1 small red cabbage
1/4 cup parmesan cheese
The BEST red cabbage salad recipe ๐Ÿคค The instructions below are meant to be loosely followed, this is a very forgiving mix of ingredients you can adjust to fit your taste preferences! Itโ€™s super quick and easy, and super hard to mess up. My kind of recipe ๐Ÿ˜‰

๐ˆ๐ง๐ ๐ซ๐ž๐๐ข๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ:

2 TBSP olive oil
2 TBSP red wine vinegar
2 TBSP lemon juice (fresh or from a bottle)
1-2 tsp garlic powder (I usually add more, but I also like a strong garlic flavor)
1 tsp of sea salt
1 small red cabbage
1/4 cup parmesan cheese

๐ƒ๐ข๐ซ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ:
- Wash and chop cabbage
- Add to a large mixing bowl, stir in remaining ingredients and adjust to taste
- Thatโ€™s it! The flavor gets even better if you let it sit for a few hours before enjoying โค๏ธ

Exercise is the most underrated ADHD tool I've come across ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธNot medication. Not another supplement. Just simple, ever...
03/18/2026

Exercise is the most underrated ADHD tool I've come across ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ

Not medication. Not another supplement. Just simple, everyday movement.

Research shows that ๐Ž๐๐„ aerobic exercise session can boost dopamine, norepinephrine, and serotonin ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜บ. For women with ADHD, that's significant because ADHD brains produce less dopamine, and often struggle with regulation of other "feel good" chemicals.

The effects of exercise on working memory, focus, and executive function can last anywhere from ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐จ ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ ๐š๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ ๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐Ÿคฏ

This is why I tell clients not to think of movement as something they do for their body or for weight loss, it's something they do for their ๐˜ฃ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ.

The type of exercise matters less than consistency. Brisk walking, dancing, cycling, strength training - do what you enjoy. What matters is getting your heart rate up for at least 20-30 minutes regularly.

A few things that make this more sustainable for the ADHD brain:

โœ”๏ธMake it you actually enjoy. No one sticks with anything they hate doing!
โœ”๏ธKeep the barrier to entry low. Your workout clothes should already be out and it should already be in your calendar.
โœ”๏ธDo it at the same time daily. Routine reduces the cognitive load of deciding.

The common thread I see in women who finally get consistent with movement? They stopped treating it as a fitness goal (or punishment for eating) and started treating it as a "feel good" non-negotiable.

What does your current movement routine look like? I'd love to hear what's working!

There are ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ that keep my ADHD brain running ๐Ÿง  They're not "hacks," and they're not fancy. Just the unsexy basi...
03/16/2026

There are ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ that keep my ADHD brain running ๐Ÿง  They're not "hacks," and they're not fancy. Just the unsexy basics that actually work.

After 15 years in functional nutrition (and living with ADHD myself), I've learned that sustainable health doesn't come from doing ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ.

It comes from ๐ซ๐ž๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐จ ๐ง๐ž๐ ๐จ๐ญ๐ข๐š๐ญ๐ž on a few key things.

Here's what I won't skip:

๐Ÿฅ—๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ ๐š๐ซ ๐›๐š๐ฅ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ฆ๐ž๐š๐ฅ๐ฌ. When your blood sugar is crashing, your dopamine crashes with it. For ADHD women, eating balanced meals is not optional. It's the foundation of focus, mood, and energy regulation.

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ƒ๐š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฏ๐ž๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ. Exercise is the ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต way to naturally boost dopamine. There is no substitute for it. Even 20-30 minutes can support working memory and executive function for up to 12-24 hours.

๐Ÿ˜ด๐’๐ฅ๐ž๐ž๐ฉ. The ADHD brain works harder than most to manage attention and emotional regulation. Sleep is how it recovers. Cutting it short means starting every day ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜บ in debt.

๐Ÿšฐ ๐‡๐ฒ๐๐ซ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ž๐ฅ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ซ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ. Dehydration looks almost identical to ADHD symptoms. Brain fog, low energy, poor focus. Most people are chronically dehydrated and don't even realize it, ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ชf they live in a dry or high altitude climate like Colorado.

๐Ÿ“– ๐๐ซ๐š๐ข๐ง ๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ข๐ง๐ . The ADHD brain holds on to too much. Try journaling, voice memos, a messy page of whatever's in your head before work. Getting the mental noise out is what creates space to actually focus.

None of these cost much, and most take less than 30 minutes.

What they require is ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜บ, and that's the hard part when your nervous system is dysregulated and your executive function is tapped out.

Which one of these do you currently struggle with most?

P.S. - If you're doing all of this and still hitting a wall, that's usually a sign something deeper needs attention. Gut infections, nutrient deficiencies, and hormone imbalances can undermine even the best habits. I help women find those root causes through functional testing and targeted nutrition. ๐˜‹๐˜” ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ข ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ.

I created this visual to explain something I see frequently in my clinical work: what I call the ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐’๐ฎ๐ ๐š๐ซ โ€“ ๐ƒ๐จ๐ฉ๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ž ...
03/13/2026

I created this visual to explain something I see frequently in my clinical work: what I call the ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐’๐ฎ๐ ๐š๐ซ โ€“ ๐ƒ๐จ๐ฉ๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐‹๐จ๐จ๐ฉ.

Hereโ€™s how it works.

When blood sugar rises quickly (for example from caffeine, sugar, or refined carbohydrates), the brain experiences a short-term increase in dopamine. Dopamine is the neurotransmitter responsible for motivation, focus, reward, and drive.

That temporary dopamine boost can feel good in the moment. But when blood sugar crashes afterward, dopamine signaling drops as well.

This can lead to:
โ€ข fatigue
โ€ข brain fog
โ€ข irritability or anxiety
โ€ข difficulty focusing
โ€ข cravings for more sugar or caffeine

The brain then seeks another quick source of energy to restore dopamine, and the cycle repeats.

This is why people often feel stuck in patterns like: coffee โ†’ energy spike โ†’ crash โ†’ sugar craving โ†’ crash โ†’ repeat.

Over time, these swings can affect energy, focus, mood stability, and cognitive performance.

What many people interpret as lack of discipline is often just an unstable fuel supply for the brain.

The encouraging part is that when blood sugar becomes more stable, dopamine signaling becomes more consistent as well.

And when that happens, many people notice improvements in:

โ€ข sustained energy
โ€ข mental clarity
โ€ข emotional regulation
โ€ข reduced cravings

The brain and metabolism are deeply connected systems.

Understanding that connection is one of the most powerful tools we have for improving both health and performance.

03/12/2026

Why I donโ€™t identity as โ€œhealedโ€

One of the most underestimated drivers of anxiety, fatigue, and weight gain is ๐›๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ ๐š๐ซ ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐›๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ.This client recen...
03/11/2026

One of the most underestimated drivers of anxiety, fatigue, and weight gain is ๐›๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ ๐š๐ซ ๐ข๐ง๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐›๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ.

This client recently came to me because she was struggling with low energy, anxiety, and weight gain. She felt she had healthy eating habits and tried to remain active, being a former personal trainer. Her bloodwork showed us that what she was doing wasn't working.

Her first Hemoglobin A1c - a 2-3 month average of blood sugar levels- was 6.1 (prediabetic range). She was shocked. After examining her eating habits more carefully, we discovered she was still consuming a high number of carbohydrates. And since she was not strength training regularly or doing any moderate to intense cardio, she wasn't burning off the glucose from all those carbs.

We adjusted her macros, got her weight training 3 days per week, and retested her HbA1c after several months. Her most recent result was down to 5.4, which is a great sign her blood sugar regulation is improving.

She also noticed her anxiety was lower and brain fog was improving. Why would changing her nutrition and lifestyle habits change her brain function?

๐๐ž๐œ๐š๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐›๐ซ๐š๐ข๐ง ๐๐ž๐ฉ๐ž๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐œ๐จ๐ฌ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐Ÿ๐ฎ๐ž๐ฅ. When blood sugar spikes and crashes throughout the day, it can affect:

๐Ÿ’คEnergy levels
๐Ÿ˜ฅMood
๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซFocus
๐ŸฉCravings

Blood sugar swings can also disrupt ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ž, a neurotransmitter that regulates motivation and emotional stability. When blood sugar becomes more stable, many people notice improvements not just in weight, but also in mental clarity, energy, and mood.

๐—ช๐š๐ง๐ญ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ซ๐ž ๐ข๐ง๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐จ๐ง ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ฉ๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐œ๐š๐ง ๐ญ๐š๐ค๐ž? ๐ŸŒŸDM me "Balance" for my free blood sugar guide!

Yesterday was a powerful reminder of something I talk about often with clients: ๐—ช๐ก๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐›๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ ๐š๐ซ, ๐œ๐š๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ข๐ง๐ž, ๐š๐ง๐...
03/10/2026

Yesterday was a powerful reminder of something I talk about often with clients: ๐—ช๐ก๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐›๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ ๐š๐ซ, ๐œ๐š๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ข๐ง๐ž, ๐š๐ง๐ ๐š๐ฅ๐œ๐จ๐ก๐จ๐ฅ ๐œ๐š๐ง ๐›๐ž๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฌ๐จ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฉ๐ž๐จ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐€๐ƒ๐‡๐ƒ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ง๐ž๐ฎ๐ซ๐จ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐›๐ซ๐š๐ข๐ง๐ฌ.

Thereโ€™s a biological reason for this ๐Ÿง 

Many neurodivergent brains operate differently in terms of ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐ซ๐ž๐ ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง and ๐›๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ ๐š๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐›๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ. Dopamine is a chemical that helps regulate motivation, focus, reward, and emotional stability. Blood sugar (or glucose) is the main fuel supply for your brain.

Caffeine, sugar, and alcohol all temporarily influence dopamine AND blood glucose pathways. They create a short-term boost in energy, focus, or mood. But that boost is often followed by a crash.

Yesterday I decided to โ€œtreat myselfโ€ to a cold brew coffee and a gluten-free dessert, something I donโ€™t normally do because Iโ€™m mindful about caffeine and sugar. Afterward, I waited several hours to eat lunch because I wanted to take my pup, Nalani, to the park.

That combination was enough to send my system into a spiral. By the afternoon I was craving more caffeine and sugar, my energy crashed, and emotionally, it turned into one of the worst mental health days Iโ€™ve had in a while.

The physiology behind it wasnโ€™t complicated. High caffeine + sugar + lack of food = blood sugar instability and nervous system distress.

For a brain that is already sensitive to dopamine fluctuations, that combination can amplify emotional swings and cravings very quickly. It was a powerful reminder of why I use my tools... most of the time ๐Ÿซ 

This morning I woke up craving sugar and caffeine again. ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฃ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ.

Instead of giving in to the cravings, I leaned on my tools. I started the day with water + electrolytes, had a low-caffeine tea, took supplements that support my blood sugar (and over-activated ADHD brain), and ate a high protein turkey, squash, and vegetable hash I had prepped over the weekend. Sunday me really did Monday me a solid ๐Ÿ‘ (cont in comments)

Yesterday was a powerful reminder of something I talk about often with clients:๐—ช๐ก๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐›๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ ๐š๐ซ, ๐œ๐š๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ข๐ง๐ž, ๐š๐ง๐ ...
03/10/2026

Yesterday was a powerful reminder of something I talk about often with clients:
๐—ช๐ก๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐›๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ค๐ž ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ ๐š๐ซ, ๐œ๐š๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ข๐ง๐ž, ๐š๐ง๐ ๐š๐ฅ๐œ๐จ๐ก๐จ๐ฅ ๐œ๐š๐ง ๐›๐ž๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ฌ๐จ ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฉ๐ž๐จ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ž ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐€๐ƒ๐‡๐ƒ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ง๐ž๐ฎ๐ซ๐จ๐๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐›๐ซ๐š๐ข๐ง๐ฌ.

Thereโ€™s a biological reason for this ๐Ÿง 

Many neurodivergent brains operate differently in terms of ๐๐จ๐ฉ๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐ซ๐ž๐ ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง and ๐›๐ฅ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ ๐š๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐›๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ. Dopamine is a chemical that helps regulate motivation, focus, reward, and emotional stability. Blood sugar (or glucose) is the main fuel supply for your brain.

Caffeine, sugar, and alcohol all temporarily influence dopamine AND blood glucose pathways. They create a short-term boost in energy, focus, or mood. But that boost is often followed by a crash.

Yesterday I decided to "treat myself" to a cold brew coffee and a gluten-free dessert, something I donโ€™t normally do because Iโ€™m mindful about caffeine and sugar. Afterward, I waited several hours to eat lunch because I wanted to take my pup, Nalani, to the park.

That combination was enough to send my system into a spiral.

By the afternoon I was craving more caffeine and sugar, my energy crashed, and emotionally, it turned into one of the worst mental health days Iโ€™ve had in a while.

The physiology behind it wasnโ€™t complicated. High caffeine + sugar + lack of food = blood sugar instability and nervous system distress.

For a brain that is already sensitive to dopamine fluctuations, that combination can amplify emotional swings and cravings very quickly. It was a powerful reminder of why I use my tools... most of the time ๐Ÿซ 

This morning I woke up craving sugar and caffeine again. ๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ฃ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ.

Instead of giving in to the cravings, I leaned on my tools. I started the day with water +electrolytes, had a low-caffeine tea, took the supplements that support my blood sugar (and my over-activated ADHD brain), and ate a high protein turkey, butternut squash, and vegetable hash I had prepped over the weekend. Sunday me really did Monday me a solid ๐Ÿ‘

Within a few hours, my nervous system felt noticeably calmer. Physical cravings dissipated.

One of the most important lessons Iโ€™ve learned in my work is that many of the patterns we blame on lack of discipline are actually biological feedback loops.

When we understand how our brain, metabolism, and nervous system interact, we can create tools that work with them instead of constantly fighting against them.

And that changes ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐  โค๏ธ

A recent stool analysis from a perimenopausal client illustrates how the ๐ ๐ฎ๐ญโ€“๐ฅ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซโ€“๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ง๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง can influence symp...
03/06/2026

A recent stool analysis from a perimenopausal client illustrates how the ๐ ๐ฎ๐ญโ€“๐ฅ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซโ€“๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐ง๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง can influence symptoms.

She came in experiencing common perimenopause concerns:

โœ”๏ธAnxiety
โœ”๏ธFatigue
โœ”๏ธSleep disruption
โœ”๏ธJoint pain

Like many women, she had been told this was simply the hormonal transition.

But her comprehensive stool analysis revealed a different story.

We identified:

โœ… ๐„๐ฅ๐ž๐ฏ๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐›๐ž๐ญ๐š-๐ ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐œ๐ฎ๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐ข๐๐š๐ฌ๐ž: this enzyme allows estrogen to be reactivated and reabsorbed back into the body instead of being eliminated.

The result: estrogen dominance symptoms despite normal hormone production.

โœ… ๐„๐ฅ๐ž๐ฏ๐š๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐œ๐š๐ฅ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ญ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐ง: a marker of intestinal inflammation, which can disrupt hormone signaling and increase systemic stress.

โœ… ๐‹๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฉ๐š๐ง๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ญ๐ข๐œ ๐ž๐ฅ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ฌ๐ž: indicating impaired digestion and nutrient absorption, limiting the bodyโ€™s ability to support detoxification and hormone metabolism.

Together, these findings created a cascade of stress on the body:

โ€ข Impaired estrogen clearance
โ€ข Increased inflammation
โ€ข Nutrient deficiencies
โ€ข Elevated cortisol and insulin signaling

All of which can intensify perimenopausal symptoms.

๐“๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐œ๐š๐ง ๐›๐ž ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ฏ๐š๐ฅ๐ฎ๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ž. Hormone symptoms often reflect whatโ€™s happening in gut health, digestion, inflammation, and detox pathways.

When we address those root systems, hormones (even during perimenopause) often become more stable.

๐๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐š๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ง ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ ๐š๐ฌ ๐š๐ง ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ข๐ญ๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ž ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐š๐ฅ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ซ๐œ๐จ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ, ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ง๐จ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ง๐จ ๐ž๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฌ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ. Many of my ...
03/05/2026

๐๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐จ๐ฉ๐š๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ๐ญ๐ž๐ง ๐Ÿ๐ซ๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ ๐š๐ฌ ๐š๐ง ๐ข๐ง๐ž๐ฏ๐ข๐ญ๐š๐›๐ฅ๐ž ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐š๐ฅ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ซ๐œ๐จ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ, ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ง๐จ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐š๐ง๐ ๐ง๐จ ๐ž๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฌ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ. Many of my clients feel frustrated after being told their uncomfortable symptoms are simply โ€œjust perimenopause.โ€

But clinically, I see something different. โœจ

Yes, declining hormone production is part of the natural perimenopause transition. But ๐ข๐Ÿ ๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ž๐ฌ ๐š๐ฅ๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐ฐ๐ž๐ซ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ž, ๐ฐ๐ก๐ฒ ๐๐จ ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ญ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฌ ๐ฏ๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐จ ๐๐ซ๐š๐ฆ๐š๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐›๐ž๐ญ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐ง ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž๐ง?

Some experience mild cycle shifts and little disruption. Others experience:

โ€ข Intense PMS
โ€ข Anxiety or insomnia
โ€ข Weight gain
โ€ข Heavy bleeding
โ€ข Migraines

๐’๐จ ๐ฐ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐ž๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐ข๐ง๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐๐ข๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐ž๐ซ๐ž๐ง๐œ๐ž?

The perimenopause experience is largely shaped by the physiology you ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ช๐˜ต with. One of the most important systems involved is the ๐ ๐ฎ๐ญโ€“๐ฅ๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซโ€“๐ก๐จ๐ซ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ž ๐š๐ฑ๐ข๐ฌ. The gut and liver are "hormone recycling centers." After the liver breaks down old hormones, they travel through the colon to be eliminated through bowels. So an unhappy liver or colon = poor detoxification of old hormones, which throws off the natural balance in our bodies!

During perimenopause:

โœ… Estrogen fluctuates
โœ… Progesterone declines

These shifts expose underlying imbalances that may have been quietly compensating for years.

If your body already has strong foundationsโ€”

โœ” balanced gut microbiome
โœ” low inflammation
โœ” efficient liver detox pathways
โœ” stable blood sugar
โœ” restorative sleep

โ€”then hormonal fluctuations are often noticeable but manageable.

But if the body enters perimenopause with issues like:

โ€ข Gut inflammation
โ€ข Chronic constipation
โ€ข Blood sugar instability
โ€ข Chronic stress
โ€ข Sluggish detox pathways
โ€ข Poor sleep

Then hormonal shifts tend to amplify those imbalances. This is why two women with similar hormone levels can ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ completely different.

Hormones are only part of the story, and they are not always the root cause. More often, they are a ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ of deeper physiological patterns.

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