Kneading To Unwind

04/01/2026

🐰🥚 APRIL JUST GOT EGGSTRA INTERESTING 🥚🐰

We’re switching things up for spring…

For the entire month of April, every client will get to pick an Easter egg BEFORE their session.

Inside each egg?
A little surprise. 😏

Some eggs come with a bonus upgrade and a few lucky ones will unlock:

✨ Today you melt a little deeper
Steam Eye Mask included

✨ Your relaxation just leveled up
Enjoy your choice of essential oil

✨ Consider this your glow up
Hand & Foot Scrub on us

And the rest?

✨ No extras needed…
your session is the real reward

Because let’s be honest, you already won the moment you booked. 💅🏼

Three eggs. Three chances to upgrade your experience.

The rest? Just a reminder you’re exactly where you need to be.

So when you come in this April…

Pick your egg.
Set the vibe.
Let us handle the rest. 🐰✨

🗓️ Book your April session and come see what the bunny has waiting for you.
👉🏼 kneading2unwind.massagetherapy.com

04/01/2026

The code is live… the rest is up to you!!! 💰🍀
👉🏼kneading2unwind.massagetherapy.com

04/01/2026

🍀 MARCH MADNESS WINNER UPDATE 🍀

We officially had 4 winners this month who walked in stressed… and floated out without paying a dime. 💰

That’s right—four clients got their sessions completely erased from existence.

Congratulations to our lucky winners 👏🏼🍀

But don’t get too comfortable…

The madness doesn’t end there.

We’re closing out March with a BANG. 💥

⏰ FLASH SALE STARTS AT 7PM

Purchase an online gift certificate of $100 or more and get $30 OFF.

The promo code will be announced right at 7PM… so stay tuned. 😈

Set your alarms.
Stay ready.

This is your last chance to get in on the March Madness. 🍀💰

*All winners have given full authorization for their photos to be shared.

03/30/2026

🚨 MARCH MADNESS FINALE FLASH SALE 🚨

Claudia has officially gone mad… and she’s ending March with one last move. 🍀😈

⏰ FLASH SALE – 2 HOURS ONLY
Tuesday, March 31st
7PM – 9PM

Get $30 OFF when you purchase an online gift certificate of $100 or more.

No limits.
Stack them.
Thank yourself later.

⚠️ Must be purchsed online and redeemable only with Kneading to Unwind (Claudia)

Promo code drops tomorrow right before the sale… so stay ready.

And just so you know…
Only 3 winners have been claimed so far with our scratch and win tickets.

That means there are still plenty of winning tickets waiting in the pot. 🍀💰

Set your alarms for this FLASH SALE.
This one won’t last.

03/19/2026

No sudden movements…the cows are judging your lashes 🐮✨

But let’s talk about the vibe for a second…. Because this isn’t just a lash room, it’s a whole experience.

From the Highland cow ceiling watching over your glow-up, to the cozy, elevated setup that makes you forget about your to-do list, every detail was intentional.

And yes, we even thought about the mamas 💅
There’s a cute little table set up for kiddos with Highland cow coloring pages and crayons to keep them busy while you get lashed.

Because we get it, sometimes you can’t find a sitter, and that shouldn’t stop you from taking care of yourself.

✨ BUT ✨
We also have massages in session, so we have to keep the environment calm and relaxing for everyone.

So as long as your little ones are well-behaved, seated, and not turning this into recess, they are absolutely welcome🫶

We considered a “leave them at home tied up” policy, but apparently that’s frowned upon and my husband also stated was “illegal”😒🙄

So this is the compromise:
No running, yelling, or tiny chaos tornadoes 🌪️

Respect the vibe, and Nat will take care of the rest 💅✨

Come get lashed under full Highland cow supervision 🐮✨

Appointments are waiting, don’t make the cows judge you for procrastinating 💅

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Other services offered: Waxing, Brows and Facials☺️

03/17/2026

🍀 HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY 🍀

From your local lucky charms:
Claudia. Monika. Natalie.

We don’t chase luck.
We create it.

Claudia kneads stress like it insulted her family.

Monika realigns nervous systems like she’s resetting the universe.

Nat installs lashes so bold they could intimidate a leprechaun.

If you’re glowing today?
That’s not luck. That’s maintenance.

If your shoulders aren’t glued to your ears?
That’s not Irish magic. That’s skilled hands.

If your lashes look like they came with a warning label? You’re welcome.

May your day be green.
May your vibe be gold.
May your stress disappear faster than your New Year’s resolutions.

And remember, the real treasure in Depoe Bay isn’t at the end of the rainbow.

It’s on our schedule. 💚✨

03/12/2026

🚨 GOLD HAS FALLEN 🚨

It finally happened.

The first winning ticket from the Pot of Gold has officially been claimed. 🍀

Somewhere…
a client just walked out relaxed, refreshed… and with their session completely erased from existence.

One ticket down.

The pots just got lighter.
The odds just got sharper.

And the gold is still out there. Who will strike next? 🍀

If you haven’t booked your March appointment yet, the game is still very much in motion.

BOOK NOW before those leprechauns schedule those last few spots!

Monika: www.MonikaAdams.com/schedule

Claudia: kneading2unwind.massagetherapy.com

03/06/2026

Massage for the Medically Frail and those in all stages of Cancer and remission. Bodywork should place no additional demands on the body. You're going through enough. Receiving comfort-oriented touch can be soothing, renewing, and can normalize all the challenges you've already been through.

Monika Adams, M.Ed., is a licensed massage therapist with 18 years of experience, specializing in working with PTSD, Cancer Patients, Trauma Survivors, and the Medically Frail.

Monika has a warm and welcoming presence, and hands that soothe. She offers honor and dignity, when so often you're used to being treated as IF you are just your diagnosis in the medical system.

Monika specializes in CranioSacral Therapy; Comfort-Oriented Therapeutic Massage for People with Cancer and the Medically Frail; and Dying with Dignity. Monika can help you Dialogue Your Health / End of Life Preferences with Your Loved Ones. She offers a voice of reason in those sometimes challenging and exhausting circumstances that you and your loved ones are going through.

Loving Presence ~ Soothing Touch ~ Normalizing Challenges for You and Your Family.

Schedule online today 👇🏼
www.MonikaAdams.com/schedule

03/06/2026

🍀 MONIKA SAW THE CHAOS… AND JOINED THE GOLD RUSH 🍀

Well, it happened.

Monika saw the Pot of Gold madness happening this month and decided she wanted in.

So now for the rest of March, any session booked with Monika will also get the chance to reach into the Pot of Gold and pull a scratch-off ticket after their massage.

And yes, some sessions are still being erased from existence. 💰

You’ll walk in stressed.
You’ll walk out relaxed.
Then you’ll scratch your ticket and see if the leprechauns just paid for your session.

So if you’ve been meaning to try a session with Monika, this is your sign.

More chances.
More gold.
More lucky clients.

Book your March appointment with Monika and see if the pot has your name on it. 🍀

Book online 👉🏼 https://monikaadams.com/schedule?fbclid=IwdGRjcAQXDPVleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEecq17Q_S9tAQTE--lg92j9iRAQptaG3d2KAQCusrAmt5IjuXqXzx0zmikrU4_aem_iwE7yVcxdCHF47BBFdfs3w

03/01/2026

🍀 THE GOLD HAS ARRIVED 🍀

The Pot of Gold giveaway officially starts TODAY.

Every March appointment with Claudia gets a chance to pull a scratch-off ticket after their session… and yes, some sessions are being erased from existence. 💰

But if you don’t strike gold…

Don’t worry — the Leprechaun’s Gold is still waiting.
(And by that I mean chocolate coins, because nobody should leave empty-handed.) 🍫

So if you haven’t booked your March appointment yet, this is your sign. Book online before the pot runs dry and the leprechauns lock the door. 🔐 🍀
kneading2unwind.massagetherapy.com

Who’s feeling lucky? 🍀

02/23/2026

🎰🍀 MARCH HAS NO SUPERVISION 🍀🎰

Claudia Gold McClover is officially unsupervised.

For the ENTIRE month of March, every appointment booked with Claudia enters the Spa Casino.

You walk in tight.
You walk out melted.

Then AFTER your session…
You reach into the ✨Pot of Gold✨ and pull ONE scratch-off ticket.

If it’s a winner?

YOUR SESSION IS FREE.

Gone.
Erased.
Financially deleted.

Now listen carefully.

There are TWO locations. Each location has its own pot and each pot holds THREE winning tickets. That’s six total chances for someone to leave relaxed and undefeated.

Monika remains responsible, while I remain spiraled.

The pots are loaded.
The gold is restless.
And I am absolutely unsupervised.

Book your March appointment with Claudia before those last few remaining spots disappear!
kneading2unwind.massagetherapy.com

Melt. Scratch. Pray to the rainbow.

Signed,
Claudia Gold McClover 🍀
Keeper of the Pot. Destroyer of Receipts.
Totally Unsupervised. 🎰💰🔥

With locations in Newport and Depoe Bay, we're proud to be trusted by the community, our Veterans and those who know the difference between a good massage and a life-changing one.

02/19/2026

🚨 MARCH MADNESS: LEPRECHAUN EDITION 🚨

For the ENTIRE month of March, if you book your appointment with Claudia (yes ME, not sweet, responsible, rational Monika)

You get to reach into my ✨POT OF GOLD✨ and pull a scratch-off ticket.

If it’s a winner…

YOUR. SESSION. IS. FREE.

Not discounted.
Not “$10 off.”
Not “store credit.”

FREE.

As in your tight shoulders just got financially forgiven.
As in your stress got evicted AND refunded.
As in I apparently let a leprechaun take over my frontal lobe.

Picture it:
You walk in stressed.
You leave relaxed.
And then BOOM, you scratch and suddenly you’re the chosen one.

This is happening ALL. MONTH. LONG.
With Claudia ONLY!!

Monika will be peacefully minding her professional business. Meanwhile I’m over here shaking the pot like it owes me money.

So if you haven’t scheduled your March appointment yet…

THIS IS YOUR SIGN.
Your omen.
Your green-glowing muscle salvation.

Book your March session with Claudia.
Come test your luck.
Come strike gold.
kneading2unwind.massagetherapy.com

Because nothing says Happy St. Patrick’s Day like a great massage and questionable business decisions.🍀💰