Yellow + Blue = Green

08/19/2012

Story of my life.

- Cammy

08/19/2012

STORY TIME!

Boy and Girls,

A few years ago, at work, I was working a very late dinner shift in the drive thru at McDonald's. It was very slow and barely any customers were coming for some noms.

All of a sudden a car pulls up and my headset beeps in my ear. I proceed to say "Hello, how can I help you?"

A good 30 seconds go by and there is no response so I am under the assumption that they need time to look at the menu. I ask once again "If you are ready, I can take your order." Still complete silence.

I look out the window towards the menu and see the car sitting there. I can barely see the window roll down then I hear a bunch of re****ed laughter. It sounded like a bunch of goblins got together with Smeagle and were having a party.

Finally I can make out the customer say "I uhhhhh, dude shut up, I uhhhhh, *insert laughter*, dude stop, I uhhhhh HELLO?"

I say "Yes...."

"I uhhhh, *insert long silence*, can we get 20 Mcdoubles?"

I respond "Sure, that may take a while to make but it will be *insert total*"

They finally pull up to my window. As I open my window to get the cash from them, I realize that I can't even see into their window because there is so much smoke.

Above my window, I have this vent that blows in fresh air from outside. The customer slowly opens his window and hands me a bunch of change. I ended up breathing in the smoke that was inside the car.

Lo and behold, I had just experienced my first ma*****na high. The back booth I was in immediately filled up with ma*****na fumes and I got very sick, however it was a great feeling of light headedness as well. I got so light headed that I actually had to take a 30 minute nap in our crew room!

So, if you ever want to get high, go work for McDonald's and work a late night dinner shift...

- Cammy

08/17/2012

teehee

-Draco

08/17/2012

uhhh... yeah, alright. lol.

-Draco

08/16/2012

08/16/2012

Hello Ladies and Gentlefags, Hobbits and Trolls!

It's story time! (It's worth the read)

Let me first start by saying I am a McDonald's employee. It has been 4 straight years of complete retardation and utter pain.

Once, about 3 years ago, we had this customer come in. She ALWAYS ordered her food specifically and we ALWAYS made sure to make it perfect. We would present her food to her yet she would always come back up and say it was made incorrectly. We would gladly remake her food for her for free due to her inconvenience.

However, one day we put a camera in the lobby. We later determined that this lady would take her food to a table around the corner, purposely mess it up herself and then come back up and say it was our fault.

The day we determined that, she comes back up to the counter. She screams "You guys messed up my food again! I demand it to be remade and a refund!"

My manager says "Ma'am, We know that you messed up the food yourself. We will not give you anything." and politely hands back her messy food.

The lady then takes her food, throws it at all of us and promptly tries to hop the counter while screaming profanities at us. I swiftly got a broom and smacked her right off the counter and held her back while an employee called the cops.

The lady was arrested for assault and banned from our store! HA!

The one and only time that I was allowed to hit a customer with a broom. It felt great!

Stay tuned for more crazy stories! Ask any questions!

- Cammy

08/16/2012

Lol'd

-Draco

08/16/2012

"Your mum is like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans." OH SNAP!

-Draco

08/15/2012

We support the "Y So Serious" page to fullest! No more hate from the jealous ni**as!

Also, Taco Bell sounds delicious. Just sayin.

08/15/2012

The official theme song of Y&B=G :D Enjoy!

My C**k - System of a Down (Live Kroq, Cigaro intro), enjoy! (: Twitter: http://twitter.com/ #!/Daniel_Ramza