11/19/2025
📣 As my mama would say:
“Lord have mercy, don’t send that child back to college half-blind and half-raised!”
They’re home. You’ve caught ’em. Now march them in for an eye exam before they vanish like a ghost!
“If they’re home long enough to dirty every dish you own, they’re home long enough to get their eyes checked!”
Call (334) 893-0642 before they run back to college thinking they got away with it! 🏃♂️💨👀