New House of Donuts

07/27/2025

Our new jingle! Sing it at the register and get %5 of of your order!

Cash only. Exact change only. No credit or debit cards.

Listen and make your own on Suno.

07/24/2025

RIP HULK HOGAN DINNER SPECIAL
Taco, Donut and Bowl of WWF Cereal*
$17.95.
Cash only. Exact change only. No layaways.

*Sell-by date is confidential, so don't ask.

07/22/2025

The only logical explanation is that my high school ex figured out how to bend time and went through Tenochtítlan like she went through the varsity football roster back in '94....

07/22/2025

BRANDON PARKER DINNER SPECIAL
Free loafs of bread. Must wait in line for minimum six hours and pledge fealty to the really cool ideas of Peoplele's Duluth. No rain checks. Terese Tomanek and Pizza Criag not welcome.

07/15/2025

FREE BRANDON PARKER!
FREE PALESTINE!
FREE PIZZA AT DULUTH PIZZA COMPANAY!! Duluth Pizza Company

07/11/2025

DULUTH NEW HOUSE OF DONUTS PRESS RELEASE:

As of 4:13pm yesterday, Therese Tomanek is no longer welcome at NHoD. She came in and lectured our new hire Ashaleeigh about her abrasive language....something something about not calling people "f***ing libtard a**hats" and "sh*t-eating capitalist douchecanoes", and then droned on about how being civil is good (like we care about her compact Honda car. 🙄)

First, I want to first apologize to our student visa worker Ashaleeigh for this city councilor clomping on her first amendment rights. Arik Forsberg has been called way worse, and if he has a problem with it, he should come and stand up to Ashaleeigh like a man or trans man instead of sending elderly women to do his bidding.

Secondly, I want to apologize to the "sh*t-eating capitalist douchecanoe" (read: Bernick's salesperson) that Ashaleeigh verbally, emotionally (and *slightly* physically) accosted. She has been place on double secret probation and her pay will be docked for two months....but to be clear, she wanted me to state that she's not in any way sorry.

NHoD is a safe space for everyone--especially Mexican drug mules and illegal immigrants. In exchange for working for less than the state minimum wage, we protect these vital cogs to our capitalist society from everything from deportation to basic economic advancement. Thank you for your continued support.

FYI: Duluth Pizza Company big loves Therese Tomanek. She flirts with the owner all the time.

07/11/2025

Twin Ports Nurse Strike Special: BOGO Bags of Gloria Donut Holes. Show your Essential ID badge and pay whatever your hourly wage is for TWO small orders of Gloria Holes.

(Non-union workers, stupid scab nurses and Criag not eligible for prommotion. Exact cash only. No change will be given.)

06/03/2025

Tuesday Dinner Special: Johnny Ramos Duluth Monitor combo meal:

Three donuts, three gyros and a gallon of stolen Duluth spring water for $19.99.

05/30/2025

If anyone knows Jenney van Sickel, let her know that we have aq job opening for her. Times are tough in Superior....I don't want to see her loosing her mortgage over a city council job.

10/19/2024

Stop in and do your best impression of a laughing Komola Harris and receive a free Gloria Hole with the purchase of a donut or taco. Go Harris! Beat Trump!

09/30/2024

If anyone knows Roger Reinert’s girlfriend Amber Gurske, please tell her we want to offer her a job.

Rumor has it she will manage others for free.

04/11/2024

1 DAY ONLY!!1!!1

The OJ Simpson NHoD Family Feast!

Six donuts, six tacos and a half gallon of orange juice for $29.99! Comes with a replica knife and a 4x7 signed glossy photo of Kato Kaelin!

It’ll fit your family dinner like a glove!

(Duluth Pizza Company thinks OJ did it. We know better.)