12/24/2025
A Christmas Spectacle Story
‘Twas the day before Christmas, and all through our office patients were hurrying, spending the last of their HSA benefits.
Glasses were displayed on the shelves with care, in the hopes that a patient would soon make them theirs.
Opticians were busy measuring PDs and seg heights, when all of a sudden they froze from the sight—
A red suit, white beard, and broken glasses in hand—in pieces and bent, unwearable for his trip across the land
New bushings and screws for the specs were installed, cable temples reshaped, completely overhauled.
“Now reading my list will be such a breeze, and flying at night I can do with such ease!”
Now Santa could continue to prep for his big night, “Thank you so much, you’ve saved Christmas!” he said with delight.