Pink Flamingo

03/11/2026

Thanks to Larry Muse our ice cream machine is back up and running! 🍦

03/10/2026

🚨 ATTENTION TIRED, CRANKY & UNDER-CAFFEINATED PEOPLE 🚨

If you woke up this morning already over everyone’s nonsense…
this post is for you. 😏

It’s 🦩 $2 TUESDAY at Pink Flamingo 🦩

Which means…

💥 SAVE $2 on ALL TEAS

✔️ Loaded teas
✔️ Dry teas to take home
❌ Canned teas are sitting this one out

So if your patience is low and your energy is even lower…
you know where to find us. ⚡

Come see Jeff, Megan & Kinzi and let us get you caffeinated enough to deal with people today.

👇 TAG the friend who is absolutely NOT a morning person and needs a Pink Flamingo tea immediately.

(You know exactly who I’m talking about 👀) 🦩

03/06/2026

🔥 FRI-YAY at Pink Flamingo! 🦩

Jeff and Kinzi are behind the counter ALL DAY today… and let’s just say they’re ready to kick butt and keep Elwood caffeinated 💪☕

Loaded teas? ✔️
Dirty sodas? ✔️
Coffee? ✔️
Good vibes and a little sass? ALWAYS. 😎

If you see Jeff moving a little slow this morning… it’s because Kinzi already has him working overtime 🤣

Swing by, say hi, and let them mix up your favorite drink!

👇 Tell us in the comments:
What’s your go-to Pink Flamingo drink when you need that Friday energy? ⚡🧋



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03/05/2026

🦩🔥 THIRSTY THURSDAY at Pink Flamingo! 🔥🦩

Jeff and Kinzi are fully caffeinated and slightly unhinged today… which means your drinks are about to be EXTRA good. 😏

Come see us for:
⚡ Loaded Teas
🥤 Dirty Sodas
🔥 Dirty Bulls
🍔 Burgers that hit the spot

Basically… if it wakes you up or fills you up, we’ve got it covered. 💁‍♀️

Stop by and let Jeff and Kinzi fix your Thursday attitude because it’s too early to quit the week now. 😂

👇 Comment below:
What’s your Pink Flamingo addiction right now?

🦩 Pink Flamingo
Where getting LOADED is socially acceptable before noon. 😎

03/04/2026

03/04/2026

🚨 SMALL TOWN EMERGENCY ALERT 🚨

Reports are coming in that caffeine levels are dangerously low… and attitudes are getting a little CRANKY. 😬

Good news though 👇

🦩 Jeff & Kinzi are on duty at Pink Flamingo!

Swing in for:
⚡ Loaded Teas
🥤 Dirty Sodas
🔥 Dirty Bulls
🍔 Lunch

Basically… if you’re grumpy, tired, or just need a pick-me-up… we’ve got the cure.

👇 TAG YOUR CRANKY FRIEND who needs a Loaded Tea today! 👇

03/03/2026

Ohhh it’s the BEST day of the week, babe 😏🦩💕

✨💥 $2 TUESDAY IS HERE 💥✨

That means you SAVE 💸 $2 OFF every. single. tea. 👏👏👏

✔️ Loaded teas
✔️ Specialty teas
✔️ DRY TEA packets to stock up at home
❌ (Canned teas are the only ones sitting this one out 😉)

If it’s not in a can and it’s a tea…
it’s $2 OFF. Period. 🩷

🦩Jeff and Kinzi are behind the bar and READY to keep this town caffeinated, energized, and maybe just a little addicted 🤪⚡️🥤

So don’t roll in here tired acting brand new…
We’ve got the boost you need and the deal you can’t ignore 😎🔥

Tag your tea bestie and let’s make it a TWO-DOLLAR kinda day 🦩💖

02/26/2026

Due to appointments we will be closing at 1:30 today.
We are sorry for any inconvenience.
We will see you tomorrow at 7am!

02/24/2026

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🚨🦩IT’S $2 TUESDAY FLOCK 🦩🚨

At Pink Flamingo we don’t do boring Tuesdays…
We do SAVING MONEY + SIPPIN’ PRETTY 😘💖

✨💥 YOU SAVE $2 OFF EVERY TEA 💥✨

Yes… EVERY. 👏 SINGLE. 👏 ONE. 👏

🧋 LOADED Iced teas
📦 Dry teas (go ahead and STOCK 👏 UP 👏)

If it’s a tea — you’re saving TWO DOLLARS today 💸💸

🚫 Canned teas are excluded (don’t start with me 😂)

This is your sign to:
💗 Grab your fave
💗 Try something new
💗 Fill the cup holder
💗 Fill the pantry
💗 Text your bestie “we’re going”

Because nothing tastes better than a Pink Flamingo tea…

Except one that’s $2 cheaper 😎🔥

Don’t sit at home wishing you had one when you could be walking out glowing and caffeinated 💁🏼‍♀️🦩

We’re open. We’re ready. Let’s get LOADED 💖✨

🦩🔥

02/23/2026

🌸🦩 NEW DROP ALERT 🦩🌸

Introducing our Cherry Sakura Dirty Bull 💕🔥

She’s pretty.
She’s powerful.
She’s LIMITED TIME ONLY. 👀💥

We took the smooth, creamy dirty mix you love and paired it with that crisp Cherry Sakura Bull for the PERFECT sweet + bold combo. It’s giving spring vibes 🌸✨ but with that Pink Flamingo kick you can’t live without 💅💖

If you love:
🍒 Cherry
🥤 Energy
💗 Pretty drinks that taste even better than they look
⚡ That clean boost without the crash

…then baby, this one’s calling your name 📣

But don’t wait. Once Cherry Sakura is gone… she’s GONE. 🚫🌸

Tag your bestie that needs to try this with you and meet us at Pink Flamingo TODAY 🦩💕

02/23/2026

New Dirty Bull coming today!