Fantastic Fantasy Sports Leagues

12/30/2025

Fantastic Fantasy League (FFL) 2025
Season Wrap-Up 🏈

Weekly High Scorers ($10 per week):
Week 1: Chilidawg24 / The God Damn Mayo Clinic (split)
Week 2: Gore-onavirus 19
Week 3: Chilidawg24 / Gore-onavirus (split)
Week 4: Penny’s Protégés
Week 5: Dougie Some moore
Week 6: Oklahoma Boz
Week 7: Gore-onavirus 19
Week 8: Gore-onavirus 19
Week 9: Mack’s Daddy
Week 10: Dougie Some moore
Week 11: Bebe’s Kids
Week 12: ReturnoftheMack AS
Week 13: Best in $lot

Keith Carr Sportsmanship Award ($25 & the Keith Carr S**t Talking Champion Mini-Belt):
Mack’s Daddy 🏅

Best Regular Season Record ($50):
The God Damn Mayo Clinic 🏅

EB Memorial Redemption Bracket Winner ($130 & the EB Memorial Redemption Bracket Champion Mini-Belt):
DougieSome moore 🎖️

4th Place ($130):
Waiver Wire Warriors

3rd Place ($200):
Nuketown Blasters 🥉

2nd Place ($400):
Oklahoma Boz 🥈

2025 FFL Guru Bowl Champion ($1000 + $20 trading fees & the FFL Guru Championship Belt):
The God Damn Mayo Clinic 🏆

And last but not least, The Kyle Hanson Award Winner (20th place in final standings; must pay $100 league fee in the following season for the 2025 champion to retain spot in league — recipient of the FFL Throne of Despair):
Jasper County Coroners 😬

FFL 2025 Final Standings:
1. The God Damn Mayo Clinic
2. Oklahoma Boz
3. Nuketown Blasters
4. Waiver Wire Warriors
5. Gore-onavirus 19
6. Penny’s Protégé
7. Chilidawg24
8. Dr James Andrews
9. ReturnoftheMack AS
10. Touchdown Conjurors
11. Bebe’s Kids
12. Chiefs Kingdom
13. Dougie Some moore
14. PrimeTime Da Play Caller
15. Purple People Beaters
16. Best in $lot
17. Girls Love Beyonce
18. KrownCity STRESS
19. Mack’s Daddy
20. Jasper County Coroners

Thank you all for another FANTASTIC year of Fantastic Fantasy League 🏈!

I am already looking forward to our next season! If you have any questions or suggestions for next season, please feel free to contact me or put them in the league group chat!

Take care!

Sincerely,

The FFL Roger Goodell
T. Kellen Carr

12/29/2025

Good luck to everyone in our final week of the FFL 2025 Playoffs 🏈!

#2 Oklahoma Boz and #1 The God Damn Mayo Clinic are squaring up in the FFL Guru Bowl Championship! The winner will go away with $1000 (plus trade fees) and the Guru Championship Belt and the loser will win $400.

#7 Nuketown Blasters and the #4 Waiver Wire Warriors will compete for 3rd place! The winner of that game will receive $200 and the loser will come away with $130.

#15 DougieSome moore and #14 PrimeTime Da Play Caller will be deciding who the EB Memorial Redemption Bracket Champion is! The winner of that matchup will receive $130!

And finally, #20 Jasper County Coroners and #17 Mack’s Daddy battle it out for the Kyle Hanson Award! The LOSER of that game will officially be in last place and they will have to pay the league fees of the FFL 2025 Champion for the following season (2026) — so $200 entry!

Everyone else is playing for bragging rights! So, please set your lineups! And good luck to you all!

Sincerely,

The FFL Roger Goodell
T. Kellen Carr

12/10/2025

KC’s King of Bowls VII 🏈
College Football Bowl Game Pick ‘Em (Confidence)!

Group Password: kingofbowls
$10 per bracket (3 bracket max)

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Games begin Saturday, December 13th!
So click the link NOW and pick your winners for your chance to be this year’s champion!

You've been invited to join KC’s King of Bowls Pick ‘Em Challenge and play ESPN's Capital One Bowl Mania

12/04/2025

***FFL 🏈 GURU CHAMPIONS***

2010: The Rod Squad (Scott Roderique)
2011: KC Krush (Kellen Carr)
2012: Shockers Tholen (Jeff Tholen)
2013: JOPLIN HEADBUSSAS (Austin Cartright)
2014: Shawns Mistress Is A Man... ME! (Tim Lyons)
2015: Shockers Tholen (Jeff Tholen)
2016: Bristol Blasters (Jordan Burton)
2017: PMT Fantasy Queen (Penny Thompson)
2018: Purple People Beaters (Chris Green)
2019: 4 Stroke Gang (Adam Parker)
2020: DougieSome moore (Logan Moore)
2021: Waiver Wire Warriors (Tim Lyons)
2022: Mack's Daddy (Mike Connors)
2023: PrimeTime Da Play Caller (Eric Carr)
2024: Chilidawg24 (Frank Waranch)
2025: TBD

12/02/2025

***FFL 🏈 KYLE HANSON AWARD WINNERS (Last Place Finish)***

2010: Severely Concussed (David Allen)
2011: Team f (Tierre Fields)
2012: OKC Barnstormers (Marcus Moeller)
2013: Suncoast Fresh (Douglas Jack)
2014: The Oklahoma BOZ (Daniel Johnston)
2015: KC (Kellen Carr)
2016: Miami Just Pay me (Laquan Jones)
2017: STRESS LeVeL (Keith Carr)
2018: The God Damn Mayo Clinic (Jay Hernandez)
2019: SLC Punks (Kyle Hanson)
2020: Purple People Beaters (Chris Green)
2021: Torn ACL (Rafi Figueroa)
2022: Perkis Power (Daniel Johnston)
2023: KrownCity STRESS (Kellen Carr)
2024: PrimeTime Da Play Caller (Eric Carr)
2025: TBD

12/02/2025

***FFL 🏈 WEEK 13 BIGGEST LOSER***

Waiver Wire Warriors - 47 points
PrimeTime Da Play Caller - 47 points

Each week the team that scores the fewest points in the league will pay $5 to the league commissioner (13 regular season games x $5 = $65 and that money will partially pay the $130 prize money to 4th place finisher at the conclusion of the season).

Congratulations, this week YOU SUCKED, Waiver Wire Warriors & PrimeTime Da Player!
Please promptly pay your $5 fee.

12/02/2025

***FFL 🏈 WEEK 13 HIGHEST SCORER***

Best in $lot - 129 points

Each week, the highest overall scorer(s) will earn (or, in the event of a tie, split) $10 (13 regular season games x $10 = $130). The money will be awarded to each winner at the conclusion of the season.

Congratulations to this week’s highest scorer, Best in $lot!

11/25/2025

***FFL 🏈 WEEK 12 BIGGEST LOSER***

Purple People Beaters - 44 points

Each week the team that scores the fewest points in the league will pay $5 to the league commissioner (13 regular season games x $5 = $65 and that money will partially pay the $130 prize money to 4th place finisher at the conclusion of the season).

Congratulations, this week YOU SUCKED, Purple People Beaters!
Please promptly pay your $5 fee.

11/25/2025

***FFL 🏈 WEEK 12 HIGHEST SCORER***

ReturnoftheMack AS - 112 points

Each week, the highest overall scorer(s) will earn (or, in the event of a tie, split) $10 (13 regular season games x $10 = $130). The money will be awarded to each winner at the conclusion of the season.

Congratulations to this week’s highest scorer, ReturnoftheMack AS!

11/18/2025

***FFL 🏈 WEEK 11 BIGGEST LOSER***

Mack’s Daddy - 46 points

Each week the team that scores the fewest points in the league will pay $5 to the league commissioner (13 regular season games x $5 = $65 and that money will partially pay the $130 prize money to 4th place finisher at the conclusion of the season).

Congratulations, this week YOU SUCKED, Mack’s Daddy!
Please promptly pay your $5 fee.

11/18/2025

***FFL 🏈 WEEK 11 HIGHEST SCORER***

Bebe’s Kids - 128 points

Each week, the highest overall scorer(s) will earn (or, in the event of a tie, split) $10 (13 regular season games x $10 = $130). The money will be awarded to each winner at the conclusion of the season.

Congratulations to this week’s highest scorer, Bebe’s Kids!

11/11/2025

***FFL 🏈 WEEK 10 BIGGEST LOSER***

Chilidawg24 - 56 points

Each week the team that scores the fewest points in the league will pay $5 to the league commissioner (13 regular season games x $5 = $65 and that money will partially pay the $130 prize money to 4th place finisher at the conclusion of the season).

Congratulations, this week YOU SUCKED, Chilidawg24!
Please promptly pay your $5 fee.