10/30/2025
A pickpocket, a hole-in-one golfer, a couple of copycats, a purr-medic, and someone who wants a peach of me walk into a bar on Halloween. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a bad joke?"
The pickpocket says, "I’ll take your wallet, but I promise it’ll be a hole-in-one!" The golfer chimes in, “I’ll just take a shot!” The copycats all nod in unison, “Yeah, what he said!”
The purr-medic rushes in, “Don’t worry, I’m here to rescue the cats!” Meanwhile, the peach enthusiast leans over and whispers, “I just want a peach of your heart!”
Suddenly, a holy cow walks in, looks around, and says, “Moo-ve over, folks, I’m here for the treats!”
And that, my friends, is how you turn a Halloween night into a comedy show!
