04/01/2026
🚨 NEW FLEET ALERT🚨
In an effort to improve efficiency and reduce travel time, all hospice visits will now be conducted using electric scooters effective immediately. 🛴
New compliance requirements include:
• Helmets required for all admissions ⛑️
• Minimum speed of 15 mph between visits
• Charting must be completed at red lights only
• ID badges must be visible and aerodynamic
Failure to comply may result in being reassigned to a hoverboard.
Serenity Hospice and Home Health Is committed to continuing dedication to patient care and innovation.
…Okay okay—April Fools! 😄
But admit it… it would make for some pretty great drive-by visits.