Omni Oil Texas

11/12/2025

10/09/2025

🌸 Featured product of the Week: WYLD 🍓 Strawberry Sativa Gummies

This week we’re shining the spotlight on WYLD, one of the nation’s most trusted h**p brands known for their commitment to quality, consistency, and natural fruit flavor.

Their Strawberry Sativa Gummies are crafted with premium h**p extract and real fruit ingredients to offer a bright, uplifting experience — perfect for daytime creativity, social connection, or a little extra focus when you need it most.

🌿 WYLD keeps it clean, consistent, and crafted with care — aligning perfectly with our Funky Monkey values of education, transparency, and community wellness.

✨ Ready to learn more?
Book a complimentary consultation with one of our knowledgeable team members to explore which products best fit your wellness goals.

📍 The Funky Monkey

3 Parkside Dr, Suite 103, Friendswood, TX 77546

📞 Call or Text: 281-996-5007 (Texts returned next business day)

🕓 Hours of Operation
Tuesday–Thursday | 10:30 AM–6 PM
Friday | 10:30 AM–5 PM
Saturday | 10:30 AM–2 PM
Closed Sunday & Monday

💚 Walk-ins welcome, or book your consultation anytime at https://www.thefunkymonkeyfriendswood.com/green-plant-consult to talk with Elita directly.

06/23/2025

SB 3 HAS BEEN VETOED! Best news EVER for this Monday morning!!!

Greg Abbott has shown the people of Texas who he works for — proving that truth, freedom, and the voices of Texans still matter.

By vetoing SB 3, he stood with millions of Texans, protected 53,000+ jobs,— and rejected the lies, donors, and Dan Patrick’s propaganda crusade.

Governor Abbott showed real leadership today. Texas is stronger for it.

06/06/2025

Local LOVING Local—because this fight is bigger than just my business. 🤪💚💪🏼

I watched a video of another woman-owned Texas business talking about how she still owes rent—even if she’s forced to close—and I felt that in my bones. That kind of weight? I know it too well.

We are the middle-class.
The rule-followers.
The tax-payers.
We’ve poured our savings, our energy, and our purpose into building something that serves our communities.

We got licensed. Insured. Inspected.
We played by the rules.
And now, somehow, we’re being priced out of our own future?

Meanwhile, during COVID, Texas gave a green light to alcohol delivery. 🍹
Bars adapted. Restaurants thrived. “Cocktails-to-go” became the new normal.

Intoxication? That’s fine.
But green plant wellness recommended by doctors across the country? Suddenly, that’s controversial? 🤔

It’s giving… 2020 déjà vu.

Big box stores stayed open.
Amazon got bigger.
And the small businesses—the ones without legal teams or million-dollar lobbyists—were left scrambling.

Here we are again.
Punished for doing it the right way.

So let me be clear:

💬 This isn’t about whether you like cannabis.
💬 This is about freedom.
💬 This is about fairness.
💬 This is about real people—like me—who built something from scratch and deserve the right to keep fighting for it.

Because we are not the problem.
We are your neighbors, your teachers, your skaters, your sisters, your friends.
And we are still here.

📍 We’re local.
🧾 We’re legit.
✊🏽 And we’re not backing down.

📞 Want to talk through what’s going on?

Book a free green plant consult here 👉 https://www.thefunkymonkeyfriendswood.com/green-plant-consult

We’ll walk you through your options, what’s available, and how to stay supported—whatever comes next.

💚 Stay informed.
💚 Stay stocked.
💚 Stay funky.

— Elita
Owner, Advocate, and Your Friendly Neighborhood “Green Plant” Lady 🌿

02/27/2025

🚨 Small Business Owners, Take Caution with Home Bank 🚨

As a small business owner, I have never been more disappointed in a bank than I am with Home Bank. When we first joined, it was under its previous ownership as Texan Bank, where we received outstanding service from Kristi and Kenny, who went above and beyond to support small businesses—especially during the challenges of COVID-19. Their guidance was invaluable, and it was one of the main reasons we chose a smaller, community-focused bank. 👏💙

However, since Home Bank took over, our experience has been vastly different. ❌ Their policies are not small-business-friendly, and their treatment of longtime customers leaves much to be desired. When they decided they could no longer support my business due to its involvement in the h**p industry—a legal and fully licensed business—they abruptly closed our accounts, mailing us a cashier’s check without any notice or discussion. 🚫💰

Beyond that, when my business loan payment didn’t process due to their account closure, Home Bank took funds from my 19-year-old son’s account to cover it. 😡 While I understand my responsibility in handling the payment, the lack of communication and abruptness of their actions speak volumes about how they treat their customers.

To be clear, this review is not a reflection on the team at the Friendswood branch. The staff there has always been wonderful and supportive. 💕👏 Unfortunately, corporate decisions from Home Bank’s central office have shown a disregard for small businesses and their long-term customers.

We have since moved to Truist Bank, where we are legally banked, licensed, and insured. ✅ If you are a small business owner looking for a bank that truly understands and supports you, I strongly advise you to do your research before choosing Home Bank. 🔍⚠️

I don’t normally post negative reviews, but I believe it’s important to warn other small business owners—because you deserve a bank that values and respects your business. 💼❤️