03/31/2026
Wait… what?!
no eating on the turf…
apparently means no absolutely crushing your workout 💀
we’re learning new slang daily thanks to our younger staff…
and honestly? we’re not mad about it.
Tim said no eating.
the team said: too late. we already ATE.
come see what the kids are calling “eating” these days…
(or just come get stronger with us 😏)