04/01/2026
🚨 NEW TOOL FOR BREASTFEEDING FAMILIES 🚨
After years of research, we’re thrilled to announce our trusty lactation expert, Dr. Anita Bube is launching the LatchTranslate™ App 📱
Finally—real-time feedback from your baby during feeds!
✨ Features include:
• “Latch Score” from 1–10
• Instant alerts like:
– “Upper lip not fully flanged”
– “Chin could be deeper”
– “We had a good thing going… what happened?”
• Milk transfer estimates based on vibes
• Optional “grandmother commentary mode” for added pressure
💡 Premium version unlocks:
• Cluster feeding countdown timer
• “Is this hunger or just baby chaos?” analyzer
• Night mode that whispers, “You’re doing great, sweetie” at 2am
•Niplash rating scale ranging from 1 to “nipple has detached from body”
Available today in the App Store… or in your dreams! 😉