Chapter One Wellness Center

12/25/2025

Happy Christmas Eve from Vegas 🎄🌟🎁

12/23/2025

📢 Mission: Probably Impossible

🎁Naughty list? We prefer classified

👀 Holiday undercover went… slightly off-script

🚨When Santa’s security system fights back

📛This is why elves shouldn’t have jet fuel

🎄Seasonal chaos, but sorta cinematic

🙈 We were told this was a low-risk mission

🎅 Ho ho oh no

🦌The reindeer chose violence.
Christmas magic, but HR is involved now.

12/23/2025

12/22/2025

🎄 Stocking Stuffers That Actually Get Used 🎄

Glow your way through the holidays with holiday-only skincare savings:

✨ Skin Scripts Skincare — 10% OFF
✨ EltaMD Skincare Products — 20% OFF
✨ EltaMD Sunscreen (tinted & non-tinted) — 40% OFF ☀️

Perfect for stockings, gift baskets, or a little self-care treat for yourself. These are medical-grade favorites your skin will thank you for 💙

🛍️ Limited quantities — once they’re gone, they’re gone!

🏥 Chapter One Wellness
📍 1700 N. Broad St, Globe AZ (across from Auto Zone)
⌚ M, W, Th, Fri 9 am – 5 pm
☎️ 928.813.2522 (text/call)
🌐 chapteronewellness.com

12/20/2025

Conditions we treated this week at Chapter One Wellness 👩‍⚕️💉

Every week looks a little different around here—and that’s exactly why we do what we do.

✔️ A 4-year-old neutropenic patient who tested positive for Influenza A
➡️ Yes, she was vaccinated. This season, the flu vaccine unfortunately missed its mark, which we’re seeing reflected across the country. Vaccination still matters—but it’s not a guarantee.

✔️ Severe dehydration after an accidental overdose of a self-administered GLP-1 medication

✔️ Multiple NAD+ infusions (detox… or maybe pre-tox before the holidays 😉)

✔️ A hypertensive crisis following ingestion of methylene blue
➡️ A reminder that over-the-counter supplements are not regulated like prescription medications and can cause serious, even dangerous, health effects—especially when dosing guidance is unclear or ignored.

From urgent care to advanced IV therapies, we’re here for real-life medicine—when it’s complex, when it’s unexpected, and when people need experienced clinical judgment, not guesswork.

This is why accessible, properly trained medical care in a small town matters.
And why we always encourage patients to ask before taking or combining medications and supplements.

If you ever find yourself thinking, “I don’t know where to go,” — you can come here.

🏥 Chapter One Wellness
📍 1700 N. Broad St, Globe AZ (across from Auto Zone)
☎️ 928.813.2522 (call/text)
🌐 chapteronewellness.com

12/20/2025

We all need that ONE friend to help pave the way! 💜🖕😄

12/19/2025

Hot flashes aren’t just uncomfortable. 🔥🧠

Emerging research shows frequent, intense hot flashes may be linked to changes in brain health and a higher risk of cognitive decline later in life.

The good news? Hormone balance, lifestyle support, and early care can make a difference.

If hot flashes are disrupting your sleep or daily life, it’s worth addressing—for today and your future brain health. 💙

📲 Call/Text: 928.813.2522
🏥Chapter One Wellness
📍1700 N. Broad St, Globe AZ
➡️Across from Auto Zone
🎁 HSA/FSA Accepted

12/18/2025

Need your DOT/CDL physical done fast? We’ve got you covered:
✔️ Certified medical examiner
✔️ Same-day appointments (when available)
✔️ No long waits
✔️ Get back on the road faster
✔️$180 (no hidden fees)

📍 Chapter One Wellness
1700 N. Broad St, Globe AZ (across from Auto Zone)
📞 928.813.2522 (call/text)
🌐 chapteronewellness.com

12/17/2025

Ready for smoother, tighter, more radiant skin — in time for the New Year (with very minimal downtime)?

Morpheus8 uses advanced radiofrequency + microneedling to remodel collagen from deep within. 💫

✔ Tightens skin + lifts sagging areas
✔ Improves fine lines + wrinkles
✔ Reduces acne scars + stretch marks
✔ Shrinks pores + smooths texture
✔ Safe for all skin types

Confidence starts with loving the skin you’re in. 💖

🏥Chapter One Wellness
📍1700 N. Broad St, Globe AZ
➡️Across from Auto Zone
⌚M, W, Th, Fri 9 am - 5 pm
☎️928.813.2522 (TEXT/CALL)
🌐chapteronewellness.com
📧chapteronewellness@gmail
💳New Patient Visits (60-90 min) $150
💳 Follow up Visits (30 min) $89
💳Urgent Care Visits $99
💲HSA, FSA accepted for all services
💉Labs, Tests, Procedures covered by your commercial insurance.
🚫Never Hidden Fees

12/17/2025

🚨 Trying the NEWEST “Botox Alternative” — So You Don’t Have To 🚨

We’re currently trialing the newest waterborne botox alternative because at Chapter One Wellness, we are about RESULTS, not hype.

Here’s our rule: 👉 If we won’t put it in our own faces, we won’t offer it to you.

We’ve done this before.
Remember Daxxify?

We evaluated it YEARS ago, long before the marketing machine took over… and it did not live up to the promises. So we passed. It ended up in our product GRAVEYARD.

💡 New, shiny, expensive ≠ better.

There is WAY too much garbage in aesthetics designed to separate you from your money. We don’t play that game.

If a product:
❌ doesn’t perform
❌ doesn’t last
❌ doesn’t deliver consistent, visible results

…it doesn’t make it into our clinic. Period.

We’re testing this one thoroughly and I’ll keep you posted — honestly and transparently.

Your face is not a testing ground.
Ours is. 😉

Also, Meet Seven (we 💜 animals around here)

— Dr. Michelle Pettitt
Chapter One Wellness

Naturopathic Medical Doctor providing affordable Primary Care, Urgent Care, Hormone Replacement

12/17/2025

Visitors like these always make our day 🐾💜 Meet Tater, ya'll 🐾💜

12/16/2025

Yes, obviously—eating tons of broccoli completely cancels out the damage from this mimosa. 🥦🍾
That’s just science. Probably.
Cheers to balance. 😌