Kutthaus Fitness

Kutthaus Fitness Kutthaus Fitness seeks to provide a safe and supervised setting to conduct group and one-on-one trai

Surround yourself with people you can quietly tolerate and get sweaty. Another great Saturday workout with a bunch of ev...
09/13/2025

Surround yourself with people you can quietly tolerate and get sweaty. Another great Saturday workout with a bunch of even greater human beings!

The first (hopefully annual) Grand Valley Strength Games is a wrap, and what a success it was! Thank you,  and the   tea...
04/13/2025

The first (hopefully annual) Grand Valley Strength Games is a wrap, and what a success it was! Thank you, and the team for having the vision to create such an impressive opportunity for these athletes. - you are such a thoughtful leader, guiding with a palpable passion for the sport. The team is incredible in their attention to the fairness and safety of the athletes.

The Kutthaus team brought home some hardware:
🥇🏆 winning gold and the overall ladies champ
🥇Amy winning gold
🥈 winning silver

and Jun were also showing off their skills in Olympic lifting, hitting personal bests!

Tomorrow!! The Grand Valley Strength Games start tomorrow! We are so pumped to be part of this amazing event and have 4 ...
04/12/2025

Tomorrow!! The Grand Valley Strength Games start tomorrow! We are so pumped to be part of this amazing event and have 4 athletes competing!

Come out and show your love for all the incredible athletes! See the map to know where you gotta go.

Can't wait to see and Amy throw some heavy weight around!



03/10/2025

If you lost your phone Friday night / Saturday morning around 6th and Colorado, we may have it at Kutthaus Fitness. Come in to claim.

If you’re interested in competing Strongman for the  come train with the .kh ! You’ll be able to use the implements and ...
02/19/2025

If you’re interested in competing Strongman for the come train with the .kh !
You’ll be able to use the implements and get guidance and training for the events.
Come hang with us!
Weekdays at 5:30pm

🔥 Introducing the ONLY Spot-Reducing Belly Fat Program That Works! 🔥(Disclaimer: It doesn’t actually work, but it sounds...
01/19/2025

🔥 Introducing the ONLY Spot-Reducing Belly Fat Program That Works! 🔥
(Disclaimer: It doesn’t actually work, but it sounds cool, right?)

🚨 Are you tired of regular fitness plans that take time, effort, and actual science?
With our Spot-Reduce Belly Fat Program, you can focus all your energy on that one stubborn area! Forget balanced fitness or overall health—we’ve got:

💡 Our Totally Proven Method:

Step 1: Do crunches. Lots of crunches. (At least 7 minutes)

Step 2: Stare at your belly in the mirror. (A different mirror)

Step 3: Keep staring. Maybe squint a little. (A little more)

💪 Guaranteed Results: You’ll definitely feel sore and frustrated!

What’s Included:

✨ A custom “targeted” belly-fat workout routine (featuring 90% crunches, 10% wishful thinking).
✨ A free ab selfie guide—because if the lighting is right, you’re halfway there!
✨ We won't laugh at you when you say, "I don't want to lift too heavy because I don't want to get bulky."

🎯 LIMITED TIME OFFER:
Sign up now, and we’ll throw in a FREE bottle of “Detox Air!” (It’s just regular air, but it sounds fancy.) (Also, bottle not included)

👉 DM us to join because while spot-reducing belly fat isn’t real, getting fitter, healthier, and happier definitely is. Let’s work on that!

Disclaimer: None of this is real. Kutthaus Fitness no longer promotes real specials. Ask your friends who come here what it's like.

🚨NEW YEAR, NEW YOU… FOR ABOUT 3 WEEKS!🚨Let’s be honest—every January, gyms fill up with motivated people ready to become...
01/08/2025

🚨NEW YEAR, NEW YOU… FOR ABOUT 3 WEEKS!🚨

Let’s be honest—every January, gyms fill up with motivated people ready to become the next fitness sensation… until February hits and those treadmills turn into coat racks again. 🫠💨

But THIS year can be different! (No, really. We mean it.)

🔥 Kutthaus Fitness’ “Resolution Survivor” Special 🔥
✅ Sign up in January. Still showing up in March? You get a prize.
✅ Cancel in three weeks? We’ll write you a heartfelt “See You Next Year” card.
✅ Actually commit and crush it? We’ll call you a legend and make you an honorary gym beast (looks like a corgi).

💀 The "Ghost Membership" Special 💀
For those who prefer supporting the gym without actually showing up—pay for a month, skip all your workouts, and ghost us completely… FOR FREE! No extra charge for disappearing! 😆👻

Stop making annual resolutions—make one that actually sticks! 💪😏

📍 Tag that friend who’s already making excuses! 🏋️‍♂️😂

Note: 50% of this post is a joke. Kutthaus Fitness supports you and all your resolutions.

Address

567 Colorado Avenue
Grand Junction, CO
81501

Opening Hours

Monday 5am - 6:30pm
Tuesday 6am - 6:30pm
Wednesday 5am - 6:30pm
Thursday 6am - 6:30pm
Friday 5am - 6:30pm
Saturday 7:30am - 10:30am

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