01/26/2026
Why?
🪆Because YOU are more than a set of hormones. Your experience of your body is more than the sum of your hormones. You are not a recipe. Lab tests show us one slice of the pie.
🕰️ Because hormones fluctuate all the time, day to day, especially in the years before menopause. It is meant to be a time of flux. This is normal.
📉 Because when the tests come back very low, which they often do, women panic or go into despair. “Deficiency” mindset takes over. Women feel worse.
🙆🏼♀️ Because I counsel and treat the woman in front of me— not the labs. The plant medicines I choose, the sleep and nutrition, the routines I want to help you prioritize and actually do — they are based on your body, your emotions, your spirit, your constitution and will not change based on what the paper says.
💰Because hormone lab testing marketed to women over 35+ is intended to secure them as long-term consumers of labs, supplements and drugs. This is a marketing game, via scare tactics. And because my experience in the functional medicine world only confirms this. I don’t play that game. You are not a profit margin to me.
🦋 Because menopause is a portal, not a pathology. Perimenopause is like a second adolescence, it’s a big wild ride, a journey to discovering the new you. Because my wish for all women feeling the heat is to feel some space, some pause, some breathing room to consider their self-care and medical care choices outside the nefarious menopause market and the current medicalized menopause vortex of our time.
💥Because if you do choose to use HRT, there is no medical basis for using labs to inform treatment. Treatment is based on symptoms and time, not tests.