ArtTunes

10/26/2025

Ariel view of the Arttunes cinema room. Today’s movie is “Iceberg”. It is the story of a tiny and disoriented ship that somehow got in to a grocery store and collided with a head of lettuce. Rated NR Because it’s not suitable to sensitive rabbits. Just as well, when they get excited they kick the seats.

10/18/2025

On December 13, 1846, ArtTunes founder and progressive thinker Arnold Peabody created a music wall. It was met with a cool response, partly because it was way ahead of its time, but mainly because he didn’t own the place then. Also,the place wasn’t built yet, also he wasn’t born yet. But, kudos to him for overcoming all these obstacles and creating whatever the hell this place is.

10/08/2025

Just so y’all know, there is a wooden guy sanding himself at ArtTunes. He’s probably trying to finish himself since it takes me a while and i probably made him to be impatient. If he decides to paint himself too, I hope he realizes that he is in the green paint bin. I hope I didn’t make him colorblind.

09/29/2025

Sorry, ArtTunes will be closed on Monday, September 29

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09/23/2025

Sorry, ArtTunes will not be open until 2pm on Wednesday, September 24. I have a Doctor appointment and it is going to take a while. thanks. D

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09/14/2025

In my never ending hope to keep ArtTunes looking fresh, I repainted the porch. I had almost finished, and wouldn’t you know, here comes Moses leading the Israelites out of Egypt! They came through the back and then parted the paint and marched right past me without so much as a hello. Now the paint has dried and here comes The Pharaoh! Somebody’s getting a bill, I mean, they could just as easily gone around.

09/10/2025

Arttunes is the proud sponsor of the 1979 Olympics

09/08/2025

The Arttunes restaurant now has a skylight, unlike the Arttunes shower department which we had to take out. Stupid court orders.

08/30/2025

Arttunes has the most adorable pins! They are just the keenest! They are the most when it comes to wearing, but don’t hug them, or you might get a small prick.

08/26/2025

Someone threw out an old piano, so I utilized some of the wood and carved a polar bear on a disappearing snow bank. It’s called “Bye, Polar”. I added leds to create a feeling of reflection of the beautiful sunsets in L.A. that are created by the smog. That’s all I got, see ya.

08/17/2025

A good friend of mine told me of their hope. They said when I died, they hoped they would take my brain out so that it could be figured out. Well, wouldn’t you know it, but I just let loose with a tsunami sneeze, and it just popped out! A lot bigger than I thought it would be. Do I send it to them, or do they come and get it?

08/15/2025

The scenic driveway at Arttunes holds quite a splendor of flora, however we must admit to some of our flowered friends being just a bit rogue. Some of the sunflowers have grown a distance from their intended destination. They are always hanging their heads and stand too near the passage way. I will reveal that sometimes when I pull the car in I experience a thud from where one or two of them have smacked me. So, ArtTunes, a place of unquestionable delight burdened with sullen sunflowers that punch cars. I’ll talk to their Mothers, and I have told them to get jobs, but if anyone catches them doing the Mary Jane, let me know and I‘lol contact the authorities.