ArtTunes

02/02/2026

Sorry once again, ArtTunes will be closed this Weds. and Thurs. Feb 4-5. Francine had her exploratory last week and this week she has her surgery. For some reason. she doesn't want to drive herself, but that's ok since I get Culver's out of it.

01/31/2026

Hey, that came right out of there!

01/30/2026

Wanna have a birthday? If you want, you can join our secret club of people who used rubber chickens as candles. We don’t do a lot of other stuff so the meetings are a little awkward, and the rubber eggs are hard to swallow. You can buy the candles without being in our club, I guess, but you’ll miss the slide presentation.

01/26/2026

More apologies. ArtTunes can't be open Tuesday, Jan27 due to having to be in hospital for tests. This time, however, it is for Francine. We are competitive. I developed a heart condition, so she had to get one, too. She needs a valve replacement, but I have heart failure, so in your face, lady. I rule!

01/24/2026

Arttunes made me what I am today.

01/18/2026

Very sorry, ArtTunes can't be open Mon, Jan 19 or Wed, Jan 21. I have two cardiology appointments and my presence is required. If I could get another organ to pump blood, this POS heart would be out of here in a spleen beat.

01/14/2026

Arttunes just got some new oven mitts. They are ideal for handling that pot.

01/08/2026

Here is the new ArtTunes mantra.

01/08/2026

So sorry to say the ArtTunes will be closed on Friday, Jan 9 due to a Doctor visit. I am not sure how long it will be due to the heart failure. See you Saturday!

12/29/2025

Our latest endorsement

12/29/2025

10/08/2025

Just so y’all know, there is a wooden guy sanding himself at ArtTunes. He’s probably trying to finish himself since it takes me a while and i probably made him to be impatient. If he decides to paint himself too, I hope he realizes that he is in the green paint bin. I hope I didn’t make him colorblind.