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Hands of Healing and Massage, 502 S Broadway Avenue, Haskell, OK (2026)

12/24/2025

🎄✨ A Hands of Healing & Massage Holiday Story ✨🎄

’Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the house,
not a creature was calm…
not even your spouse.

The stockings were hung,
but they weren’t matching at all—
because someone lost the nice ones
sometime back in the fall.

The children were wild,
nowhere near their beds,
while visions of V-Bucks
danced through their heads.

And Dad in his hoodie,
and Mom with her snack,
had just realized
THEY FORGOT A GIFT in the back.

When out on the lawn
there arose such a clatter,
but no one got up—
they were too tired to matter.

The dog knocked the tree,
the cat ate the bow,
you stepped on a Lego…
and whispered a word you don’t want kids to know.

The wrapping was wrinkled,
the tape nowhere found,
you used 12 bags,
and the gifts still weren’t bound.

Then what to your wandering eyes should appear?
But a list you forgot—
and it filled you with fear.

You ran through the kitchen,
you sprinted with dread,
because half of tomorrow
was hanging by a thread.

But just when you thought
you’d collapse from the night…
the house finally softened,
and things felt… alright.

You looked at the chaos,
the mess, and the crumbs,
and remembered that somehow
this season still hums.

For Christmas is magic—
loud, messy, and true.
But your back and your sanity?
They need saving too.

So after the holiday,
come rest and recharge.
Let the tension melt down
before life hits large.

At Hands of Healing, we’re ready and near—
to help you recover the rest of the year.

📞 918-943-0711
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Happy Christmas to all—now go get some sleep…
because tomorrow those kids will be up before 6. 🎄😂✨

12/24/2025

🤣 Tales of Christmas — The Christmas Eve Edition 🎄🔥😅

A story of denial, panic, survival, and questionable decision-making.

Gather ‘round…
because Christmas Eve is not for the weak.

It’s the day when every adult in America realizes two things at the exact same time:
1️⃣ Christmas is TOMORROW
2️⃣ You are not even remotely ready

THE MORNING:
You wake up full of hope, thinking,
“Today will be calm and magical.”

Three minutes later:
You remember you still have:

14 gifts to wrap

7 gifts still hidden so well you can’t find them

1 gift you forgot to buy entirely

And zero idea where the Scotch tape is
(Probably on the cat.)

MIDDAY:
You’re running around like Santa’s intern on their first day.
You put cookies in the oven.
You smell burning.
You panic.
You realize it’s a candle.
You panic again because now the cookies ARE burning.

Someone asks,
“What’s for Christmas dinner?”
And you stare at them with the face of a person who has not considered this even once.

AFTERNOON:
The family decides THIS is the perfect moment to test your sanity:

Kids fighting

Dog knocking off ornaments

Someone “fixing the lights” by unplugging the entire tree

The Elf on the Shelf looking smug because he caused none of this but enjoys ALL of it

EVENING:
You sit down to wrap presents.
You last 13 seconds before screaming internally.
The gifts look like they were wrapped by a raccoon with kitchen mitts on.

You overhear your partner whisper,
“Do we have batteries?”
And suddenly the spirit of Christmas leaves your body entirely.

THE NIGHT:
You’re exhausted, emotional, and questioning all your life choices…
but ALSO somehow filled with joy.
Because despite the chaos —
this is Christmas Eve.
Messy, loud, stressful, magical Christmas Eve.

And when it’s finally quiet…
you collapse on the couch like you’ve just completed an Olympic event.

Your back hurts.
Your shoulders hurt.
Your soul might also hurt a little.

Good news?
THAT is where we come in.

📞 918-943-0711
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Appointments available to help you recover from Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and every decision you made under holiday pressure. 😂💚🎄✨

12/23/2025

A story of children, chaos, and international holiday economics.

Gather ‘round, friends…
because today’s children are facing pressures NO generation before them ever had to endure.

Back in the 1900s, kids had ONE job:
✔️ Don’t be naughty.
✔️ Try to be nice.
That was it.
That was the whole Christmas economy.

But kids today?
CHILDREN IN 2025 HAVE REAL FINANCIAL ANXIETY.

They’re worried about:
💸 How to fund their next hit of Roblox money
💵 Whether their parents will cough up V-Bucks
🎮 Why virtual outfits cost more than the ones at Target

But now—this year—something MUCH more serious has hit the playground rumor mill…

THE TARIFFS.

Kids everywhere are whispering:
“Bro… do you think Santa’s presents got stuck in customs?”
“What if Rudolph isn’t USDA approved?”
“What if Blitzen needs shots?”
“What if the reindeer get QUARANTINED??”

Meanwhile, little Timmy is pacing the living room like a stressed-out accountant:
“Mom, what’s the import tax on a PS5?”
“Does Santa need a work visa?”
“IS THE NORTH POLE EVEN A REAL COUNTRY?!”

Children used to worry about coal.
Now they’re worried about international trade agreements.

Picture it:
Santa rolling up to U.S. Customs at 11:59 PM Christmas Eve with a sleigh full of “undeclared items.”

Officer:
“Sir, do you have anything to declare?”
Santa:
“…Two billion toys and a bag of questionable candy canes.”

Officer:
“And the animals, sir?”
Santa:
“They’re… emotional support reindeer.”

Rudolph is sweating.
Dasher is kicking the booth.
The TSA dog is losing his mind.

Children everywhere are praying:
“Please let Santa get through customs…
I NEED that digital currency.
My avatar is basically naked.”

So if your kid looks stressed this year —
they’re not being dramatic.
They’re just trying to survive:
🛃 INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY LOGISTICS
💸 VIRTUAL CURRENCY INFLATION
🦌 REINDEER TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS
📦 SUPPLY CHAIN CHAOS

Honestly?
We all need therapy.

But while we can’t fix the North Pole import issues…
we CAN help the grown-ups decompress.

📞 918-943-0711
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Come relax — because if Santa gets hit with a tariff bill, we’re ALL going to need a massage. 🤣🎄💆‍♀️✨

12/22/2025

🎄 A short holiday shopping tale…

It started as a calm, confident mission:
“I only need three things.”

Twenty-seven aisles later…
You’re sweating in a winter coat, holding gifts you don’t remember picking up, stuck behind someone debating candle scents like it’s a life decision.
Your cart has one wheel that screams.
The line is wrapped around the store twice.
And someone’s toddler is staring you down like you took the last cookie.

If the holiday shopping meltdown has officially begun — we get it.
And we’ve got the perfect antidote.

Come decompress, reset, and undo the emotional damage caused by fluorescent lighting, crowds, and people who block the entire aisle. 😑✨

Appointments are available!
Let us help you recover from your seasonal “why did I come here again?” moment.

📞 918-943-0711
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Because you can shop ’til you drop…
or shop, then come to us, and NOT drop. 💆‍♀️🎁

12/21/2025

🎄 A short holiday story…

It was 8:17 AM when the first “MOMMMM!” echoed through the house.
By 9:04, someone had lost the scissors, spilled glitter in a vent, and wrapped the dog instead of the present.
At 10:26, a grown adult was hiding behind the couch eating a cookie in complete silence.

If any of this feels familiar…
Congratulations.
You are officially in Holiday Survival Mode.

And we’re here to help.
If you need one hour — just one — where no one asks you where the tape went, why the tree lights flicker, or what happened to the elf…

We’ve got appointments waiting.
Bring your stress. Leave feeling human again. 💆‍♀️✨

📞 918-943-0711
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Hands of Healing & Massage — where holiday sanity is restored one session at a time.

12/20/2025

🎄 Holiday Chaos Edition 😅
If your house currently sounds like a Christmas movie and a tornado at the same time…
If you’ve wrapped 37 gifts but can’t find the scissors you JUST had…
And if your kids are somehow already “bored” on day one of break…

We get it.
And we have a room where none of that exists.

Escape the madness → Relax → Pretend you can’t hear your name for one whole hour.
We’ve got appointments available. Your sanity deserves this.

📞 918-943-0711
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12/19/2025

A short tale of seasonal social survival…

It’s that time of year again —
the invitations are rolling in,
the group texts are popping off,
and every event description includes the phrases:
“White elephant,”
“Bring a dish,”
and the terrifying
“We’ll go around and share…”

Your introvert soul?
Already tired.

You show up to the party because you’re a responsible adult,
but the moment you walk in:

The music is too loud

The lights are too bright

Someone tries to hug you aggressively

And you’re mentally calculating how long you have to stay to seem polite

You hover by the snack table like it’s your emotional support station.
You pretend to check your phone even though it’s 3% battery and you’re not actually expecting a text.
A stranger asks, “So what do you do?”
And suddenly you forget everything about your own life.
Your job.
Your hobbies.
Your name.
All gone.

Then the host yells,
“Okay everyone, LET’S PLAY A GAME!”

Your internal organs instantly shut down.

Two hours later, you escape to your car like you just survived a dramatic rescue mission.
But your shoulders?
Your neck?
Your social battery?
Completely fried.

Good news:
We can fix the physical tension —
and give your overstimulated nervous system a much-needed reset.

We have appointments available to help you regroup, unwind, and recover from all the holiday “peopling.”

📞 918-943-0711
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Come recharge — because even introverts deserve holiday peace. 💆‍♀️❄️✨

12/18/2025

A journey through Christmas shopping: Then vs. Now.

Gather ‘round, kids… it’s time for a history lesson.

Back in the late 1900s — yes, you read that right — Christmas shopping was an EVENT.
A full-body sport.
A survival exercise.
A bonding experience… or trauma… depending on the family.

Your parents didn’t “online shop.”
No, no.
They dragged you to the mall, handed you a $10 bill and said something encouraging like:

“Go find your gifts. Meet us back here in two hours. Don’t get kidnapped.”

And you, a literal child, would whisper,
“What if I DO?”

And they would say something comforting like:
“Nobody wants you — go.”
😂 A different time, friends. A different time.

There were crowds, elbows, sales, and the smell of cinnamon pecans in the air.
You walked uphill both ways in the mall.
You stood in line for 45 minutes to buy one CD.
You circled the toy aisle like a vulture hoping your parents got the hint.
And somehow, those same parents bought your gifts that night
— right under your nose —
and you STILL had no idea what was under the tree Christmas morning.
Pure sorcery.

Now?
It’s 2025.
And holiday shopping looks like this:

You, sitting on The Porcelain Throne,
pants around your ankles,
scrolling your phone,
knocking out your entire gift list with free shipping and a coupon code.

You’re warm.
You’re hydrated.
Nobody shoved you.
Nobody yelled “MOVE!” in the toy aisle.
No parking lot brawl.
No mall Santa trauma.
Just peaceful… quiet… unbothered shopping.

If the holidays have you remembering “the good old days,”
but your body is reminding you that you’re no longer built for mall marathons…
We’ve got something EVEN better than 2-day shipping:

Appointments available now.
Come unwind, reset, and laugh about the chaos while we handle the stress you’ve been carrying since 1994.

📞 918-943-0711
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Because whether you’re shopping in a mall or on the toilet…
your back still deserves a massage. 💆‍♀️🎄✨

12/17/2025

🎄 Christmas Is Almost Here — Give a Gift That Actually Gets Used 🎁

With Christmas right around the corner, finding a meaningful gift doesn’t have to be stressful. A massage or wellness experience is something everyone can appreciate — and actually enjoy.

✨ Gift cards can be used toward:
💆‍♀️ Massage sessions (30, 60, 90, or 2 hours)
🔥 Cupping Therapy
🔴 Red-Light Therapy
🌿 Machine-Assisted Lymphatic Drainage
🤰 Pregnancy Massage
🌧️ Raindrop Therapy
👐 Trauma Touch Therapy
🛍️ All-natural products for self-care and gifting

🎄 Holiday Hours:
🎁 Christmas Eve: Open till 4pm
🎄 Christmas Day: Closed
🎉 New Year’s Eve: Open till 7pm
🥳 New Year’s Day: Open till 7pm
Whether you’re shopping for a loved one, a teacher, a coach, or someone who truly needs a break — this is a gift that says “I thought about you.”

📅 Appointments are available, and now is a great time to book ahead for the holidays or the new year.

📞 918-943-0711
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✨ Less stuff. More care. A gift that feels good long after Christmas morning. 🎄💚

12/15/2025

A short childhood memory you didn’t ask to relive…

You’re walking through the mall, minding your own business,
when suddenly…
the scent of pretzels hits you…
the distant jingle bells echo…
and BOOM —
a long-buried childhood memory unlocks:

The Mall Santa Experience.

You remember standing in that endless line,
sweaty in your itchy Christmas sweater,
your mom wiping your face with her thumb (why was her thumb always wet??),
and the kid behind you coughing directly into your atmosphere.

Then it’s your turn.
You’re lifted onto the lap of a giant bearded stranger
wearing velvet pajamas and questionable cologne.

You freeze.
He asks what you want for Christmas.
You panic.
You forget EVERY gift you’ve ever desired in your entire life.

Suddenly you whisper something weird like:
“A stapler.”

Your parents are yelling,
“SAY THE GAME BOY! SAY THE GAME BOY!!”
But it’s too late.
The flash goes off.
You blink like you’ve been kidnapped by holiday pirates.
And that cursed photo lives forever.

Fast-forward to now…
Your shoulders tense just THINKING about that moment.
Your nervous system still hasn’t fully recovered.

Good news?
We can help with the part that’s fixable —
the muscle tension, not the emotional damage. 😅

We have appointments available to help you relax, unwind, and decompress from holiday chaos (past and present).

📞 918-943-0711
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Come let us fix the tension the mall Santa created in 1994. 🎅😂✨

12/12/2025

A short holiday spiral…

There you are…
standing in the candle aisle…
surrounded by scents with names like “Snowy Cabin,” “Evergreen Whisper,” and “Cinnamon Dreams of 1998.”

You came for ONE candle.
But suddenly you’re 47 sniffs deep, nose numb, and questioning your entire personality.

Candle #1:
“Ooh! Cozy!”

Candle #17:
“Does this smell like cookies or cat food? Why can’t I tell anymore?”

Candle #28:
You sneeze.
You cry a little.
Your left eye twitches.

Candle #35:
You’re now aggressively sniffing the lid like it holds the meaning of life.
A stranger coughs behind you, and you pretend you weren’t just considering smelling the candle again to be sure.

Candle #42:
You’re muttering to yourself,
“Do I want warm vanilla sugar or vanilla sugar warmth?”
There is no difference.
But your holiday-fried brain insists there is.

By Candle #50, you have:

Forgotten why you came

Lost your sense of smell

Accidentally sniffed your own sleeve

And achieved peak holiday decision paralysis

And after all that?
You buy the same candle you get every year.
Because trauma is exhausting.

If holiday candle-aisle chaos has melted your brain and tightened your shoulders — you are NOT alone.

We have appointments available to help you unwind, reset, and recover from scented-aisle overwhelm. 💆‍♀️✨

📞 918-943-0711
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Come relax… because you sniffed enough candles to qualify as a sommelier. 🕯️😂

12/09/2025

A short holiday war story…

Thanksgiving has passed…
but the real battle?
It begins the next morning.

Welcome to THE LEFTOVERS BATTLE.

You open the fridge like a warrior entering the battlefield.
Tupperware containers stacked so high you’re genuinely afraid of an avalanche.
Saran wrap clinging to your bowls like it was forged in Mount Doom.
A single piece of foil covering something that might be stuffing…
or might be something from last month.
We don’t ask questions.

Day 1 leftovers:
“Oh yay! A second Thanksgiving meal!”

Day 2 leftovers:
“Still delicious. Still grateful.”

Day 3 leftovers:
“Okay… who keeps putting mashed potatoes back with ONE SPOONFUL left?”

Day 4 leftovers:
“Is that gravy… breathing?”

By Day 5 you’re standing there, spoon in hand, staring into the fridge like:
Is eating this brave… or stupid?
Your family, meanwhile, is playing a passive-aggressive game of “NOT IT” every time someone says:
“Who wants the leftovers?”

Someone inevitably tries to repurpose it:
Leftover turkey tacos.
Leftover turkey soup.
Leftover turkey lasagna.
Leftover turkey smoothie (please stop).

Eventually the fridge becomes a Hunger Games arena of expired possibilities, and YOU become the tribute who has to clean it out.

Your back hurts.
Your shoulders ache.
Your soul?
Also tired.

Good news — we can help with at least two of those.

We have appointments available to help you recover from fridge bending, pan scrubbing, leftover lifting, and emotional scarring caused by mystery containers.

📞 918-943-0711
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Treat yourself — you survived the Leftovers Battle. 💆‍♀️🔥🥡

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