04/20/2026
The #1 most popular question I get is “Is there a stomach thing going around?” #2 is “How’s a six like you, get a wife who’s a ten?” (That one’s simple: My wife has REALLY bad eyesight, y’all). The first question also has an easy answer: yes. All the time. There’s never NOT a stomach thing going around. We just track it thru town. Oh, it’s at the Primary school today. Oh, now it’s at the Fire Dept. And off it goes to the next.
By God’s brilliant design, our bodies are just programmed to eject it’s contents when it has to fight certain infections. And this is actually a GOOD thing. Think about it this way: digesting food is a process that’s complicated and takes energy and effort from your body. When you encounter a virus or a bacteria from a bad bite of food, your immune system alarms and all efforts and energy go towards fighting the invading germs. Your brain (the General of your Army) looks at the contents of your stomach and says “ain’t nobody got time for that. Everybody out! Entrance or exit, don’t care which way.” Now the General can concentrate on the war in front of them.
So, no matter what the cause, a “stomach thing” is a common happening in our bodies. Heck, it doesn’t even have to be illness. Some people have a nervous General that will sound the “everybody out” order with simple stressors. Ever met anyone with “nervous tummy?” Got a big presentation you gotta make in front of people and feel the churny burny music of the porcelain gods? Hear the rumbly tummy drums before giving “offerings” to King Commoda-Moda? Same thing. Your body is saying “we aint got time to worry bout digestion, everybody get out.” Sadly, some of y’all are just built that way. My friends in the therapist world treat that kind of ailment, along with preventative meds from a doc like me. There’s not a simple solution to nervous tummy.
If your tummy issues are from a virus or bad food, blessedly those have a discrete window of time they hit you and then leave just about as suddenly as they came. Typically that’s 48-72 hours. And docs like me, simply give you meds to weather the storm and a work/school excuse to batten down the hatches and ride it out. If it gets past that window of time and you’re still struggling THEN we start spending money on labs/scans to make sure it isn’t the weirdo E.Coli’s or Salmonellas or maybe even your appendix or gall bladder, to name just a few that could be the culprit. See your provider at the outset of your stomach thing and we’ll set you on the right path. Any fevers or bleeding, you absolutely get your butt (and the rest of your body) to the doctor. Anyways, hope this helps answer question #1. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go cancel my wife’s eye exam appointment again.
Yours in Health and Christ, Dr. Kirk