04/01/2026
New Hire Alert!
Everyone please welcome our newest (and most distinguished) team member, Sir Honks A Lot.🪿
Sir Honks A Lot will be serving as our official Door Greeter, bringing a level of professionalism, vigilance, and honk-based security we’ve been missing. He takes his job very seriously and has already proven to be a bit of a character.
⚠️ Friendly Office Policy:
Please do NOT feed or pet the goose.
He is highly trained, mildly judgmental, and operates on a strict “look, don’t touch” policy. Violators may be honked at aggressively and/or stared down.
Welcome to the team, Sir Honks A Lot. We are honored to have you keeping watch! 🫡