04/01/2026
🚨 Introducing our NEW Appalachian Sound Identification Test! 🚨
Instead of boring beeps, patients will now identify important local sounds like:
• A pepperoni roll wrapper opening
• A squirrel on the roof at 6 AM
• Someone saying “y’all hear that?”
• A tractor driving down the road
It’s the most West Virginia hearing test yet.
Just kidding… April Fools! 😄
But if everyday sounds seem harder to hear lately, we’d love to help. Call us to schedule a hearing evaluation with Allyson or Lisa! 📞 (304) 760-8804