09/26/2025
Massage drunk (adj.): the floaty, feeling of intoxication after a massage.
Feeling tipsy is a very normal side effect.
Happy hormones, paired with deep relaxation, equals a natural, nonalcoholic chemical cocktail 🍹 🍸
Always sit up SLOWLY & drink plenty of water to flush out toxins, rebalance and sober you up. Please massage responsibly!