Simplistic Holistics

03/02/2026

Only massage therapy openings this week are Wed at 9:15am and 10:30am. Reach out if you have any questions or book on the website soon!

02/27/2026

March promotion starts on Monday! Half off for all first responders! $5 for a fitness class, $7 for yoga, or $100 for unlimited classes, and unlimited red light/near infrared therapy, with a sauna session. Trying to give back to all the people that give up so much for us!

02/27/2026

02/25/2026

YouTube has rolled out a new feature that many parents have been anticipating. Parents are now able to block all Shorts content for their children, giving them greater control over what young viewers see on the platform. The update aims to help families manage screen time and limit exposure to endless short-form videos that can quickly become addictive.

Shorts have surged in popularity, particularly among younger users who may spend hours scrolling through quick clips without noticing how much time has passed. With this new setting, parents can choose to remove Shorts entirely from their child’s experience and instead encourage longer, educational, or age-appropriate content.

Many families are welcoming the update, saying it helps create a healthier balance between entertainment and responsible digital habits. As social media platforms continue to evolve, tools like this reflect a gradual shift toward giving parents more influence over how their children engage with online content.

02/24/2026

Core and more tonight at 5:30pm. Yoga at 6:30pm
Both with Stephanie!🙌

02/24/2026

Just a few openings for massage therapy this week!
Tuesday at 2:30pm
Friday at 10:30am and 2:30pm!

02/19/2026

Funny story. Last week on Valentine’s Day a couple bought each other gift cards with me 13 minutes apart. They did not know until later when they did their gift exchanges! I was giggling thinking how it was gonna play out. But of course felt very fortunate and humbled they both thought of me.

02/17/2026

Core and More and Yoga tonight with Stephanie! 🙌

02/17/2026

Fully booked the rest of the week for massage therapy. But lots of openings next week! Take advantage and get in for some self care!

02/13/2026

$5 classes today! For $10 you can have a great workout with your partner right before Valentine’s Day! 5pm and 6pm classes tonight!

Great news! We are offering $5 fitness classes on Fridays for all of February! I know many people and couples are struggling to find cheap things to do these winter months. This is a great opportunity to get out and have some fun while doing some self care. Classes are at 7am, 5pm and 6pm. A couple can get out of the house and enjoy a Fun Friday night activity for $10!

We’re gonna keep the monthly specials coming. I’m gonna also throw out there now that March will be half price classes for all first responders. They can have half price per each individual class. Or they can have half price on the full membership of unlimited fitness, yoga, red light therapy and infrared sauna. Which would be a savings of $100. It would be $100 for the month. Hope all this helps some people to get in and come have some fun with us!

02/10/2026

Core and More tonight at 5:30pm
Then yoga at 6:30pm! Both with Stephanie 🙌