Barlow Body Mechanics

01/01/2026

Happy 26! To celebrate the new year, all massages will be 26% off the entire month of January.

No, that doesn’t mean 26% less time, it’s how much I’ll take off the price off.

And although I usually don’t do math or read on holidays, that 26% is like more that just a quarter off.

Happy New Year.

10/29/2025

I’ve Got Your Six Punch Card/Package
Better than buying a package deal you can get from anyone else.
Rather than sell a package where you have to pay the total amount in advance just to get a discount, I’m offering a punch card type system.
Purchase a punch card for $40, pay for each of 5 services at the time of each service & the 6th is free.

Restrictions:
1. Must purchase a punch card for $40.
2. Each service must be prepaid or paid at the time of service.
3. Punch cards are not retroactive. You cannot buy a punch card today & have a service you got last week count for one of the five.
4. You must bring the punch card to each appointment you want to count as part of the 5 &/or receive your free one (6th).
5. You can mix match services. Get a 30 min one time then a 60 min next. After five services a sixth equal or lesser in value to the majority of other services is free. For example, you but a punch card for $40, the day of your appointment, I mark it & log it. 3 out of 5 services you received were 60 min. The sixth (free one) would be worth a 60 min massage or something lesser in value.

10/12/2025

***Gift Certificates***
Introducing Barlow Body Mechanics’ Gift Certificates
Gift Cards/Certificates
I’ve learned some companies are selling gift cards that truly aren’t “same as cash” in their business. Meaning you are limited on what you can spend that card/certificate $ on even from the business you purchased it from.
Not with me. At Barlow Body Mechanics
This is one of the reasons I have a couple options
A. PRICE POINT you can purchase a gift certificate for a specific service or a dollar amount in increments of $25 up to $125.
B. PER SERVICE If/when purchased for a specific service, that certificate will be redeemable for that service, even if years go by and prices change.
If a gift certificate is purchased for a dollar value any remaining balance can be used towards a future service.
My gift certificates never expire.
Gift Certificates are not available online. Go to my service tab, select Gift Certificate this will open a calendar where you can select the best time and day that I can call you to gain the details for your certificate. Or purchase one for a friend at your next visit.

10/12/2025

*** Referral Program***

Refer a new client and both you & them get 15% off a service.
How it works - A new client comes in for a service and mentions your name as a referral. They automatically get 15% off that visit & you will get 15% off your next visit.
15% off for each new client after their first appointment.
New client receives 15% off their first visit.
Refer as many as you like & get 15% for each new client off your next visit.
It’s that easy.

10/09/2025

Emergency forgiveness… something I hear far too often; “ I had an appointment for a service & my kid got sick ( or something the like) & they charged me a cancellation fee!”

At Barlow Body Mechsnics I know all to well that life throws unexpected curve balls.

I don’t charge cancellation fees, normally. Give me as much notice as you can, but please if you or your kid gets sick, tend to that first.

Exceptions to the “no charge emergency cancellation policy”.
1. First time clients that no call no show for your first appointment. Usually (unless your kid is in the ER) those folks are restricted from making future appointments without prepaying or in some cases you may be barred from any future services.
2. Repeat offenders. If you consistently cancel last minute or no show. You say need to prepay for future appointments or in some cases you may be barred from any future services.

BUT - I apply a penalty even to myself when cancellations happen last minute.

If I ask to reschedule your appointment because I’m sick or the like. Your next service is 50% off for the inconvenience.

https://www.massagebook.com/therapists/barlow-body-mechanics

Barlow Body Mechanics massage services in Jackson MI. Massage * Life Coaching * Tarot Card Readings.

10/09/2025

Are you or someone you know having trouble finding a massage therapist that isn’t either, over priced or over booked?

Well ya got me. My prices are reasonable and I can usually get you in with a week or two.

Check out my service options, prices & availability

https://www.massagebook.com/therapists/barlow-body-mechanics

Barlow Body Mechanics massage services in Jackson MI. Massage * Life Coaching * Tarot Card Readings.

09/03/2025

Got a no call no show for a tarot card reading this morning… I knew that would happen. ;)

08/27/2025

Memory Hack: ever have trouble remembering someone’s name? When you first meet a person, assign a song to them in your head. It works! Ask any of my 16 friends named Sweet Caroline or the seven or so I named Roxanne.

Not sure?, oh come on Eileen, give it a try.

08/27/2025

It surprises some to learn that I read Tarot Cards, but I’ll have you know that when I was a young boy, a psychic told me I was the reincarnation of Nostradamus, which I replied “ wow, I didn’t see that coming”… true story

08/27/2025

Massage therapy can help with so much. Many things like improved immune systems & lower blood pressure.

But did you know it can help with relationships too? By law everything said in a treatment room is confidential, so venting can be a great release. If you schedule with me you can get a free add on bonus of my feed back in your revenge plot against an ex.

08/20/2025

I’m a Massage Therapist. Some call me a massaeuse, technically that’s in correct, but I’m not a pretentious jerk so much that I correct people. Because really titles don’t define a person fully.

You are free to call me, massage therapist, masseuse, or masseur, I really don’t care. But not a massagenist. That could be overheard as something altogether different.

[NOTE one word purposefully spelled incorrectly, it helps the joke a bit]

07/31/2025

Summer is almost over, but you can still get a mini vacay. Heck you can get one anytime of the year.

AUGUST SPECIAL - 15% off any massage service within the month of August for all;
Students
Teachers
School Administrators
Workshop Hosts
& might as well throw in anyone presently in “on-the-job training”

NOTE ; minors must have parent within treatment room for the duration of the session. No minors under 10 years-old

Discount does not apply to Life Coaching or Tarot Card Readings.

Go to www.massagebook.com/biz/barlow-body-mechanics for availability.