Optimized Health. Testosterone, Weight Loss, Rejuvenation

12/25/2025

We wish you and your family a very Merry Christmas & holiday season! ✨

12/08/2025

✨ Quick. Painless. Effective.
Cervello Hair Removal delivers fast, comfortable treatments with visible results, quickly.

Now booking Cervello Hair Removal at Optimized.

📲 Call or Text :: 417-706-1150
🌐 www.optimized.care

12/03/2025

Cervello Laser Hair Removal.

Two Cervello sessions and noticeably less regrowth, with a treatment that’s virtually painless.

Quick. Comfortable. Effective. Visible results.

Book now.

12/02/2025

Beat the Winter Bugs Before They Beat You ❄️💧
Cold + flu season is here, and your immune system is fighting hard. Give it the support it needs with our IV Therapy packed with Vitamin C, B-complex, Zinc, and essential antioxidants.

Why clients love it:
• Boosts immunity
• Speeds up recovery
• Fights fatigue & inflammation
• Hydrates at a cellular level
• Helps you feel better faster

Come relax, recharge, and strengthen your winter defenses from the inside out.
Your body will thank you.

www.optimized.care

11/28/2025

✨ Year-End GLP-1 Savings + Tirzepatide Holiday Pricing
A thank-you to our Optimized family and a boost for anyone ready to start fresh.

If you’ve been thinking about starting a weight loss program - or getting back on track - this is the best time of the year to do it!

From Dec 1 through Jan 31, we're running a few specials to make things easier for both new and returning* patients:

🔹𝗘𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆 $𝟱𝟬 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝟯 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵𝘀 (𝗚𝗟𝗣-𝟭 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺𝘀)

Semaglutide: $225 → $175

Tirzepatide: starting $275 → $225

🔹 𝗛𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗿𝘇𝗲𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗦𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 (𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀)

We’ve been working hard to drive costs down — and for the holiday season, all current tirzepatide patients get $25 off eligible doses through Jan 31.

🔹 $𝟰𝟬 𝗥𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗕𝗼𝗻𝘂𝘀

You’ve always been our best ambassadors.
If someone you know has been on the fence, this is the time:
Every new patient you send who starts a qualifying program earns you a $40 account credit (normally $20).

⭐ Thousands of real patients. Real results.

We take a personalized, caring approach to your journey, and it shows.
If you’re ready to begin, restart, or learn more, we’ll walk you through everything step-by-step.

📅 Book a visit: optimized.care/book
📞 Call/Text: (417) 707-1150

11/11/2025

🇺🇸 Honoring Our Heroes 🇺🇸

Today, we pause to recognize the brave men and women who have served our country with courage, dedication, and sacrifice.

At Optimized Health, we are grateful for your service and the freedoms you’ve protected. Your strength, discipline, and resilience inspire us every day to help others live healthier, stronger lives.

To all veterans, thank you.
Your service will never be forgotten. ❤️🤍💙

10/30/2025

💡 Laser or Razor? The choice is clear.

⏳ How much time (and money) have you spent on razors, shaving cream, and endless upkeep?
The average person spends 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 $10,000 and 1,200 hours shaving in their lifetime.

With our Cervello Laser Hair Removal System, your smooth skin pays for itself — permanently.
No more blades. No more burns. Just confidence that lasts.

✅ Safe for all skin types
✅ Virtually painless
✅ Proven long-term results
✅ 𝘚𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘥 — we’ll treat it until you’re satisfied.

✨ Ditch the daily shave and invest in results that last for years, not hours.

📍 Now booking treatments at Optimized Health
📞 Call or text 417-707-1150 for your appointment now

10/19/2025

✨ Experience smooth, refined skin with our advanced Cervello technology, designed to target and reduce unwanted hair at the root for lasting results. Safe for all skin types and virtually painless, it’s the modern solution for effortless confidence. 💫

👉🏼 Now scheduling.

09/25/2025

Feeling “Off”? It Could Be Your Hormones.

Fatigue. Stubborn weight. Brain fog. Mood swings. Low libido.

Ladies and gentlemen, these aren’t just random symptoms, they can all be signs of a hormone imbalance. But here’s what most people don’t know:
🧪 Not all hormone panels are created equal.

Standard tests often only check a few markers (like basic thyroid or estrogen levels) and completely miss critical pieces of the puzzle-things like cortisol, free testosterone, DHEA, and progesterone balance.

That means you might get told “everything looks normal” while still feeling completely out of sync.

At Optimized Health, we look deeper.
📊 Our comprehensive panels evaluate the whole picture so you can finally understand what’s happening in your body, and take action to fix it.

✨ Bottom line: Don’t settle for a partial answer. Get a full evaluation and take the first step toward feeling like yourself again.

📲 Call/Text 417-707-1150 to schedule your consultation.

09/20/2025

✨ Last-minute cancellation for PAINLESS laser hair removal this afternoon. First come, first served — text now to grab it!

Send a message to learn more

09/19/2025

Big results don’t happen overnight—they’re built one step at a time. 💪 Whether it’s choosing water over soda, taking a short walk, or showing up for yourself today… every small step matters. Stay consistent, and the changes will follow.

You’ve got this—and we’re here to guide you the whole way. 🌟

Happy Friday, Optimized Health family!

09/11/2025

🚫 No more razors. No more waxing. Painless!
Your smoothest skin yet starts today.

Shaving every morning. Painful waxing appointments. Ingrown hairs and irritation.
It’s frustrating — and it never ends.

That’s why 𝗢𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗱 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵 now offers Cervello Laser Hair Removal:

✨ Fast treatments that fit into your schedule
✨ Essentially painless — most patients say it feels like a warm tingle
✨ Zero downtime — get back to your day immediately
✨ Safe and effective for all skin types

Who’s it for?
👉 Women tired of shaving legs, bikini line, or dealing with stubborn facial hair
👉 Men who want freedom from back hair, chest hair, or razor burn on the neck
👉 Anyone ready for smooth, confident skin without the hassle

No more daily shaving. No more messy waxing. Just results that last.

📲 Call/Text 417-707-1150 to schedule your consultation today.