Equine Health Solutions

04/03/2026

04/01/2026

🚨 IMPORTANT UPDATE ON THE UNICORN SITUATION 🚨

We’d like to clear something up:
🦄 The Unicorn has NOT broken into our lab.

Our lab is secure. Locked down. Fort Knox energy. 🔐

However…
This sparkly menace has been targeting YOU — specifically, your MC2.

That’s right. The Unicorn isn’t stealing from us…
…it’s stealing from our customers.

Honestly? Rude.

✨ GOOD NEWS:
Our best-selling product MC2 is still available for purchase (because again… secure lab 😌).

⚠️ STRONG RECOMMENDATION:
If you buy MC2, please consider:
• A security system
• Motion sensors
• Unicorn awareness training
• Maybe… less glitter around your house (you’re basically inviting it)

We are actively monitoring the situation and reminding the Unicorn that theft is illegal… even if it’s ✨magical✨.

Stay vigilant. Protect your MC2. Trust no hooves.

https://equinehealthsolutions.com/products/mc2?variant=55995472707750

03/31/2026

The Unicorn Strikes again!! 🦄

Hunker down and guard your MC2!
We are working hard to bring this culprit to justice, but until then stay safe, everyone! 😅



https://equinehealthsolutions.com/products/mc2?variant=55995472707750