Prime Chiropractic & Wellness

02/16/2026

🧊 Black ice
🚗 Car doing the cha-cha
😵‍💫 Neck like “???”
💥 light tap = body absolutely offended

Even “minor” winter car accidents can leave your spine feeling personally attacked days later. If your car slid, spun, kissed another bumper, or you’re still replaying it in your head at 3 a.m… your body might need help.

🔥 Don’t ghost your spine.
👉 Schedule an exam at Prime Chiropractic & Wellness and let us handle the aftermath of winter’s nonsense.

02/14/2026

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your spine called for help…
So we adjusted you 😄🦴

Who needs Cupid when you’ve got Loki? 🏹🐶
Love your back, feel your best—adjustments are the ultimate heartthrob!
Happy Valenspine's Day 💜 Team Prime

02/13/2026

It’s Funny Friday 😆
Warning: jokes may be questionable, laughter may be loud, and productivity is no longer guaranteed 🤷‍♀️😂

02/13/2026

Woo hoo! Congratulations to this month's coffee gift card winner! We have your prize at the front desk. Thank you so much for your kind review!

02/12/2026

02/11/2026

Roses are red, tails are waggy… 🐶
Your spine deserves love too—come get adjusted and feel happy! 💖
📅 Loki insists: schedule a date at Prime Chiropractic & Wellness!

02/10/2026

🚨 It’s Testimonial Tuesday 🚨
Side effects may include: smiling staff, happy spines, and us rereading your reviews way too many times 😆

If chiropractic care has helped you feel your best, let us know! Your words mean the world—and help others take the first step toward feeling better too.

02/09/2026

🍕💥 Hot Take from Loki 💥🍕
Pizza makes everything better.
Back pain? Pizza.
Long day? Pizza.
National Pizza Day? Definitely pizza.

Let’s hear it👇
👉 Vote in the comments for your favorite pizza flavor and see who wins the Prime Chiropractic & Wellness Pizza Championship 🏆🐶

02/08/2026

It takes more than touchdowns to win the Super Bowl…
It takes a body that moves well 💪

Did you know NFL players receive chiropractic care all season long — including game day — to keep their joints moving, their nervous systems firing, and their bodies ready for impact?

If chiropractic care is good enough for the Super Bowl, it’s good enough for your everyday MVP moments. Whether you’re chasing championships or just chasing your kids, chiropractic care helps keep you in the game.
📅 Let’s get you adjusted!

02/08/2026

💘🐶 Loki’s Valentine’s Wish 🐶💘
All Loki wants this year is 100 Google reviews… and maybe a treat or two.

If we’ve helped you move better, feel better, or smile a little more, leave us a Google review and help make Loki’s Valentine dream come true 💕
(He’s already practicing his happy dance.)

02/06/2026

Funny Friday vibes 😆
Come for the cracks, stay for the posture check 🦴
Your spine will thank you later 😉

02/05/2026

Team Prime is rooting for the Seahawks this weekend! Loki is just here to judge 😜 who are you rooting for? Let us know in the comments!