03/12/2026
Hey crew—been missing you! If your neck’s still mad from last winter’s shoveling, or you just need a reset… I’m back. Same steady hands, no nonsense.
Longtime friends: you get the VIP discount—first comeback’s ten bucks off. Just say ‘I’m back’ when you book.
New faces: same deal, ten dollars-off your first go.
Text me before the slots vanish. Let’s get you moving again. 💆♂️”