Stoned Cold Bakery

Stoned Cold Bakery Mmmp Compliant company Est. Jan 2017! been making kick-ass edibles since forever! Putting the patients first and making sure they get what they need and deserve.

Only Uses the best quality medicine in your medibles and lab tested.

02/22/2026

Simple tastes. Happy life. 💚

02/21/2026

Massive 44-year study reveals that long-term cannabis use does not accelerate cognitive decline.

It debunks long-held myths about the drug’s impact on brain aging.

For decades, concerns over the long-term cognitive effects of cannabis have fueled public health warnings, yet a comprehensive 44-year study from Denmark is now challenging those assumptions. Researchers tracked more than 5,000 men from early adulthood into their mid-sixties, comparing intelligence scores recorded at age 20 to follow-up assessments at age 64. The results, published in the journal Brain and Behavior, found no evidence that cannabis use accelerates cognitive decline. In a surprising twist, those with a history of use actually showed a marginally smaller decrease in IQ points—approximately 1.3 points less—than their non-using counterparts, effectively questioning the notion that the drug inevitably impairs long-term mental acuity.

While the findings are striking, experts note that lifestyle factors and 'cognitive reserve' may play a significant role in these outcomes. The study revealed that cannabis users in this cohort often possessed higher baseline IQs and education levels, which are known to influence cognitive resilience. Crucially, the researchers discovered that neither the frequency of use nor the age at which an individual started using the substance significantly impacted their intelligence later in life. Although the study was limited to men and relied on self-reported data, it provides some of the most robust longitudinal evidence to date that past cannabis use does not inherently doom the aging brain to a faster decline.

source: Christensen, T. W., Mortensen, E. L., & Osler, M.. Cannabis use and change in intelligence from age 20 to 64: A 44-year follow-up of 5,162 Danish men. Brain and Behavior.

Wait I am the boss 🤣 well when we were a well oiled running business now we are just a meme factory I hate what the gov....
02/18/2026

Wait I am the boss 🤣 well when we were a well oiled running business now we are just a meme factory
I hate what the gov. did to our industry

Wake and Bake

02/17/2026
Brand new grinder IYKYK This is what its supposed to look like mine that ive owned for 5 years is in the comments 🤣🤷‍♀️
02/12/2026

Brand new grinder IYKYK

This is what its supposed to look like mine that ive owned for 5 years is in the comments 🤣🤷‍♀️

01/29/2026

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do!
12 - 20 inches, no problem!
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I make Organic grass fed whipped beef tallow lotion with your choice of essential oils based on my supply 😉 It can be ma...
01/21/2026

I make Organic grass fed whipped beef tallow lotion with your choice of essential oils based on my supply 😉 It can be made special 😉

Beef tallow lotion offers deep moisturization, strengthens the skin barrier, and soothes inflammation due to its rich content of fatty acids (like oleic and linoleic acid) and vitamins (A, D, E, K), making it potentially great for dry skin, eczema, and psoriasis, but it may clog pores for acne-prone individuals, so a patch test is recommended.

It can also help with the sickness such as cough and congestion if you get a eucalyptus/peppermint beef tallow lotion.

You get a 4oz jar seen below for $15 please message me today to place your order! If you are in the lansing area I can set up a pickup time and location as I currently reside in Mt Pleasant Mi

01/18/2026
01/03/2026

So what is everyone's feelings on the new tax that was added to the already 17% tax?
We feel that the laws that came in were put in place to hurt the patients. I know we have alot of patients on fixed incomes and with inflation its been even harder for those patients 😕
We here at Stoned Cold Bakery are determined to keep you medicated so with that being said please feel free to message me for anything! We have a nice menu 😋

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Hi guys; I'm Becca Owner/operator of Stoned Cold Bakery! My company was Est Jan 1 2017. We are a MMMP compliant company. Making extremely potent medibles that are made with only the best quality medicine and lab tested for your medicinal needs!

A little about me and why I decide to make medibles for all the patients who need this medicine. I suffer from severe chronic pain syndrome, fibromyalgia, chronic back spasm's, degenerative disc disease, fused spine, chrohn’s disease, arthritis, knee problems, I used to be 285#’s now I am fluctuating between 140-147#’s ( but ill explain why in a sec), nerve damage I mean the list goes on and I am only 35 years old. Some of my issues started as a kid but the rest the really severe ones didn't show up till I was 29 years old while I was pregnant with my youngest child.

So Long story short I started seeing a pain specialist right after my daughter was born and have now been seeing him for the last 6 years on top of multiple other doctors and specialists. I was prescribed so many different medicines and op**tes I couldn't work anymore because I was either in so much pain or to high off the medications to properly function. After my daughter was born I started gaining so much weight because it was one of the many horrible side effects of the medicines I was on that I got up to almost 300#’s. I couldn't handle it anymore so I looked into the weightloss surgery and consulted my doctor about it. My doc told me Id be an amazing canidate and Id be super healthy again. So I went on that journey. I now look like I am the picture of health but I am so far from it. I still have all the problems my doctor said would go away and now I also have the problem of loosing to much weight.... (don't let my story stop you from making the decision to do this surgery)

I had always smoked ma*****na recreationally but after I had the weight loss surgery Ma*****na saved my life. You see after they cut out 3/4 of your stomach they keep you doped up and then send you home with a liquid op**te that gave me night terrors after one dose I said nope never again, but I still needed something for pain I couldn't go without I just had a major surgery.... This is where medical ma*****na came to the rescue and got me through that horrible painful experience. Then once I was over that hurdle because I don't have a stomach anymore I couldn't eat but I needed to sustain life again medical ma*****na to the rescue. Then on the days I was so nauseous I felt like Id be in the bathroom all day again medical ma*****na to the rescue.