12/20/2025
Twas a Saturday morning, before Christmas Day,
When the Bootcamp crew showed up in the usual way.
While visions of cookies danced in SOME heads,
They chose SkiErgs + goblet squats instead!
Michael pulled hard on the SkiErg with might,
Chasing numbers like Santa in flight.
Dana sank deep in her goblet squat groove,
Strong and steady, no wasted move.
Carley hit sit ups, up down, no cheat,
Smiling through abs that were begging for retreat.
Amy snapped ropes like a holiday show,
Waves flying high in the red and green glow.
And Matteo stood tall, bossing left, bossing right,
Cueing form, calling reps, keeping everyone tight.
“Chest up! Breathe! Again!” he would say,
Like a fitness elf running Christmas Day.
Sweat hit the turf, laughter filled the room,
December discipline in full bloom.
No one skipped, no one strayed,
This crew shows up no matter the date.
So cheers to the crew that trains through the cheer,
Stronger this Christmas than they were last year.
Same time, same grind, no need to ask
Because this Bootcamp crew doesn’t dodge the task. 🎄🔥