04/03/2026
đ¨ BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CLINIC đ¨
After extensive âmanual therapyâ and a thorough movement assessment⌠weâve successfully located the missing Kit Kats đŤ
Diagnosis: Severe Chocolate Deficiency
Treatment Plan: Immediate consumption (PRN⌠aka as needed đ
)
â ď¸ Warning: Supplies are going FAST. Like⌠patient sprinting out of their exercises fast.
We tried to prescribe moderation, but compliance rates are low. Very low.
If you want one, you better improve your speed, agility, and snack-grabbing mechanics ASAP. This is basically plyometrics now.