Simply Kneaded Massage

11/22/2025

Gratitude, Rest, and Holiday Calm

Happy Thanksgiving Week! As we move into the season of gratitude, we want to take a moment to thank you — our clients, friends, and community — for supporting Simply Kneaded Massage. Your trust in our practice allows us to continue doing what we love: helping you feel better, move better, and live more peacefully.

This week is all about slowing down, appreciating what matters most, and giving your body the care it deserves.

🍂 Thanksgiving Week Specials

🧖‍♂️ Holiday Stress Relief Sessions

Take a break from cooking, hosting, and traveling with a rejuvenating session designed to melt holiday tension.
$10 off any 60- or 90-minute massage booked leading up to thanksgiving (Sunday, Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday).

🔥 Free Hot Stone Upgrade

Book any service this week and receive a complimentary Hot Stone add-on to warm tight muscles and ease deep tension. Ask your therapist about this service.

🦃 Gift Certificates Are Now Live!

Massage gift cards make the perfect thoughtful holiday gift.
🎁 Available in any amount
🎁 Email or print instantly
🎁 Great for family, friends, coworkers, or your favorite holiday host

🌿 Thanksgiving Wellness Tip

Before the big meal, take a 2-minute grounding break:

Plant your feet flat on the floor.
Take three slow, deep breaths.
Relax your shoulders and unclench your jaw.

This simple reset helps digestion, eases stress, and keeps you present with loved ones.

🗓️ Holiday Appointment Reminder

December fills up fast! If you haven’t scheduled your holiday-season sessions yet, now is the perfect time.

📅 Book your December massage early to lock in your preferred day and time.

🧡 Thank You From Simply Kneaded Massage

We’re so grateful for every person who walks through our doors. Your support is the heart of our practice.
Wishing you a cozy, joyful, and restorative Thanksgiving Week.

Simply Kneaded Massage
Because everyone deserves to feel Simply Kneaded.

Stay tuned for updates on our new 2 room massage center coming in Winter/Spring 2026.

11/19/2025

Thank you so much to our clients who trust us to work with them.

11/12/2025

I have a HUGE but SMALL favor to ask 🙏 ❤️

Go to our business page!
Go to the 3 little dots…(on the side of page)

- Hit “Invite Friends”
- Select "Invite All"
- Done

You’ve SUCCESSFULLY supported our business and many others for $0.00 and less than 1 minute of your time.

Thank you for supporting small businesses.

Copied but wanted to share as this is an amazing way to help small business owners for free.

*I highly encourage my small business friends to copy this and use it!*

Here’s to another great year in business, hope everyone has a blessed year!

11/12/2025

In lieu of doing a food drive and having to transport items where they’re needed, Andrew will be donating proceeds from massage to local food pantries/people in need.

This upcoming week, all week.

So get your relaxation, and double dip, by knowing your massage fee is donated to keep families from going hungry.

Message this page to book your appointment for next week ASAP!

11/07/2025

Sorry!

I have received some requests for openings Friday Evening. I am in Richmond seeing clients this day as well as early Saturday.

I do have availability at 6 pm Saturday Evening, or most of the day Sunday.

Message or call me today to get booked ASAP.

11/03/2025

Hey, Book a massage with us as soon as tomorrow. We have openings all day tomorrow, and several slots open for Wednesday.

We are unavailable on Friday.

10/31/2025

Andrew is looking to book a couple of sessions Saturday morning if anyone is in Urgent need. Message or call ASAP.

10/20/2025

We’ve got availability:
Tuesday 4–5 pm

Wednesday 9:15-10:15, 10:30-11:30 am

10/14/2025

Its Simply Kneaded...

See what I did there?

Book as soon as Monday of next week. We'd love to show you what a difference one hour can make.

10/12/2025

Booking for Sunday morning, message me now if you want in before 12 noon

🚨 Only a few spots left this week! Don’t miss your chance to feel amazing:

✅ Friday, message us and ask, we tend to fill up fast!!
BOOKED: Sat
✅ Sunday, message us and we'll book the perfect time slot for you!

These go fast—especially toward the weekend.
Let us help your body reset. 🌿

📲 Book now: https://www.massagebook.com/biz/simply-kneaded-massage